Chaos Dralcax Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Granted. You accidentally shoot yourself. I wish for a breakfast machine that will not shoot me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Granted, but it burns everything so badly you cannot eat it. I wish to have Godzilla under my complete control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Granted. The giant robot next door kills him first, though. I wish for Robocop to be real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Granted but he goes insane and kills you. I wish for red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 [quote name='Mr.WHAM' timestamp='1313808865' post='5456312'] Granted but he goes insane and kills you. I wish for red. [/quote] Granted. An assassin named Red comes and kills you (Anyone who gets that reference is officially awesome) I wish I had all Legacy Boss Maps on the Dragon Quest IX I own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Granted. A glitch makes them horribly wrong. I wish for a genuine 14k gold Kanohi Hau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 With a genuine 14k gold Tahu on the other end, who burns you and your entire family to a crisp. I wish to internetz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Granted. "Internetz" means "Commit suicide" in Krblpklskntsnese. You kill yourself. I wish for card games on motorcycles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Granted. You get pulled over and arrested for driving without a motorcycle license. I wish I was in Star Fleet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niv-Mizzet Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 You find yourself on the bridge on the Starship Enterprise. Kirk is sitting in the captain's chair, and the lights are blaring red, signaling a red alert. Suddenly, you look down and realize you are wearing a red shirt... and moments later, after a massive phaser blast, you become the first-ever casualty of somehow falling down a turbolift shaft into the antimatter drives. There are no remains. MEDIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinitysqrd Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 unfortunatly for you you get the medic from Team Fortess 2 to come to your aid I wish I had a silver dollar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Granted, but nobody believes it's real. I wish that I was a people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Granted. You spontaneously combust. I wish combust was a proper word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Granted. You blow up for no apparent reason. I wish to lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Granted. You commit suicide for the lulz. Then you are laughing out loud as a ghost and everybody gets creeped out and you are isolated for eternity. I wish for enough money to screw the rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Granted. You screw the rules, and they get pregnant. Now all your money goes to child support. I wish proxies were legal in tournaments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Granted. Everybody makes decks out of nothing but proxies, and all the effects are exaggerated. I wish Bionicle would return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Granted. It is now called Hero Factory. I wish to haunt the house of the next poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Granted vbut it burns...burns to the Ground. I wish W stood for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Granted, it stands for WUMBO. I wish for aads;ioghm cat that wouldn't jump up onto my keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Granted you have a cat it's name is cuddles, you barely meet cuddles but he is your favorite cat in the world, you played with him outside until he was allowed in your room. Unfortunatly you left your window open and he jumps out of it chasing a pigeon on a tree. Right into traffic. Your favorite pet trashed before it could play on you keyboard. I wish for someone to be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 D: After that post, nobody on earth can be happy ever again. I wish for a pinapple tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Granted. History repeats itself. Sir Isaac Newton. A pineapple instead of an apple. Ouch. Need I say more? I wish Hero Factory was a continuation of Bionicle instead of a new lego theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Granted. It still sucks. I wish for all the Legos in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Granted. They all connect together to form a hulking behemoth called the Legolem, and it kills you. I wish that the Legolem was under my control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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