--------------- Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Granted. You die from the Ray Sphere 'splosion. I wish that I can fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Sure enough. There, you can now fly. On Pluto. I wish that I could remove and reattach my left eyeball with ease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted, but you drop it and it rolls into a sewer. I wish that life was like a Disney movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted. You are the antagonist. [s]Now start practicing your "Nooooooo!!!" screams, you'll be needing them.[/s] I wish I could have a star named after me. (>.> My actual name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyTyranitar Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted. The star falls on you. I wish my wish was not corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Congrats. Your wish is granted. Oh wait, its been corrupted. I wish for a paradox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted! You're caught stealing from a powerful prince, punishable by death, but the prince further decreed that anyone caught was to be given the privilege of deciding whether he should be hanged or beheaded. The culprit was permitted to make a statement - if it were false, he was to be hanged; if it were true, he was to be beheaded. One logical rogue availed himself of this dubious prerogative - to be hanged if he didn't and to be beheaded if he did - by stating: "I shall be hanged." Here was a dilemma not anticipated. For, as the poacher put it, "If you now hang me, you break the laws made by the prince, for my statement is true, and I ought to be beheaded, but if you behead me, you are also breaking the laws, for then what I said was false and I should therefore be hanged." I wish I had won the Lottery and didn't spend it all or loose it in any shape or form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Very well. You lose it while driving to Vegas to gamble with it. But, you never loosed it. I wish for a stable, self-renewing energy source that did not harm anyone or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted, the world now has free energy and the unemployment rate skyrockets, causing you to become hated by all those who lost their jobs. I wish I could have a voice changing hand held device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted. It shorts out and kills you. I wish my hair didn't grow after shaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 [quote name='WinterKirby' timestamp='1313631488' post='5451797'] Granted. It shorts out and kills you. I wish my hair didn't grow after shaving. [/quote] Granted. It grows back a bit later though. (Should have specified that it would never grow back) Wish for Sediment-shaped sediment for baking a cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted. It explodes and kills you. I wish life was like a cartoon and I was the main character so nothing bad could happen to me and I couldn't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted. Nickelodeon cancels you. I wish for an invisibility cloak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted. You wear it inside-out and everything else becomes invisible. You then proceed to walk into a pit of lava. I wish for a blank 8"x11.5" piece of paper that wouldn't cut me or harm me in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 granted, but the paper is guarded by a massive demon soldier who decapitates you. I wish I could live in an anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 [quote name='Raine™' timestamp='1313685926' post='5452946'] granted, but the paper is guarded by a massive demon soldier who decapitates you. I wish I could live in an anime. [/quote] Granted: The anime is Neon Genesis Evangelion and you are killed by an Angel. I wish that Duel Network has automatic effect activation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Granted. DN is hacked and you lose all your duels. I wish for Aporia's Deck in real life and all of the cards in it were unlimited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBlader Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 granted but then burn you every time you touch them i wish some one to join my rp page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Granted. They quit ten seconds later. I wish for 20/20 vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Wish granted, but now everything you see is burned permanently into your mind. And you catch your parents naked I wish I created a highly popular meme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John A. Zoidberg Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Woops, too bad you weren't credited for it. Shoulda wished for that. I wish for amazing musical skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBlader Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Granted but you die after your first song I wish it rains money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John A. Zoidberg Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 You're buried alive by the money. I wish for inability to feel pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Granted, you get sniped in the head and don't notice & die. I wish it was worth savin' me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Granted, though you should have wished to get saved too. I wish I had a shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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