おジャマ・キング Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Wish granted, but it gets hacked into and is now forcing you to duel 24/7. I wish for more vacation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted. You get arrested. I wish DN was perfect, free, and I wasn't banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANBU Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted but the DN website is closed down I wish for ramen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted. You choke on it and die alone. I wish that the Large Hadron Collider was destroyed, so our world wouldn't blow up from the crap they're bound to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted. It's destruction caused the formation of a black hole and everyone is sucked into singularity. I wish I would survive the above and live on a planet billions of light-years away. I would get there at warp speed, and the planet was a clone of Earth, except a lot more advanced and smarter, where there's no crime, disease, etc, and no need for a law system because everyone is perfect and uncorrupt. And the air is O[sup]2[/sup] and Gravity was exactly like Earth's. And I wouldn't die, and nothing bad would happen, and I wouldn't commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 [quote name='WinterKirby' timestamp='1313508951' post='5447266'] Granted. It's destruction caused the formation of a black hole and everyone is sucked into singularity. I wish I would survive the above and live on a planet billions of light-years away. I would get there at warp speed, and the planet was a clone of Earth, except a lot more advanced and smarter, where there's no crime, disease, etc, and no need for a law system because everyone is perfect and uncorrupt. And the air is O[sup]2[/sup] and Gravity was exactly like Earth's. And I wouldn't die, and nothing bad would happen, and I wouldn't commit suicide. [/quote] Granted. Unfortunately, I ignored the 'nothing bad would happen' line, so I could come up with something very convoluted. Like this Because the air is completely O[sup]2[/sup], there isn't enough CO[sup]2[/sup] to support plant life. By the time enough CO[sup]2[/sup] was produced, all plants were killed. Eventually, the O[sup]2[/sup] supply was dried, and all of life slowly and painfully died off, including yours. Congratu-fuckin-lations. :3 I wish for Dissidia 011 Final Fantasy to be confirmed and released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted, but you never have enough money to buy it. I wish Atman was sold into slavery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1313529930' post='5448373'] Granted, but you never have enough money to buy it. I wish Atman was sold into slavery [/quote] Granted. I bought myself. :3 I wish Jake was sold into slavery to me, and I had enough money to buy him. >3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted, but I buy him first! >:D I wish for Jake to fight to the death with the Summoned Skull! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted, Jake dies cuz the Summoned Skull is already dead and, therefore, cannot be killed. :3 I wish for popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted. You are eating corn on the cob and it explodes and you die from severe mouth injuries. I wish I was the main protagonist in the fifth season of the Yu-Gi-Oh anime and that it would be the best Yugioh anime series ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted. They stop at the fourth season. ucwatididthar? I wish I had H[sub]2[/sub]O, 16.9 fluid ounces of it, with nothing else in it, contained in a plastic bottle, chilled to 40[sup][size=1]o[size=3] [/size][/size][/sup]Fahrenheit. And it was in my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted. The plastic bottle, of course, contains many poisons that will stop your heart, fill your lungs with fluid, cause seizures, etc. I wish that Jake the Sage was still alive and was now contained in the Fusion Monster Card "Flame Swordsman", similar to how Joey was trapped there in the Duelist Kingdom arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted. The bottle leaks and water spills on your computer. When you go to use it, it short circuits and you are electrocuted. I wish one of [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Obot"]these[/url] would eat the next poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted, and anyone who has the card is unbeatable. Sadly . . . you do not have the card >8D I wish I could use my own card! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Granted. It is a credit card and you are flung into poverty and debt by it. I wish for no more ninjas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
おジャマ・キング Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Wish granted. The world unbalances and explodes because ninjas are important even though they're invisible. I wish for perfect candy in a perfect room that stops bad things from happening inside it, cannot open or fall apart unless I say so, and it prevents brainwashing. It also prevents candy from doing bad things. Also. the bearded dude from the artwork of Solemn Judgement is here so he destroys all things that try to stop the perfect room from working. Also, the bearded dude is 0% evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Granted. A teleporter device was attached to you before you entered, and teleported you into a volcano right before you went to eat the candy. Then the Solemn guy ate the candy. I wish for free stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Granted. You get free air and sunshine. :3 I wish that everyone was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Granted. Everybody's name becomes "Dead". Confusion ensues. I wish for Aporia's Deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Granted. In a cartoon. I wish I could do anything that could be done in cartoons except feeling pain or dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Granted. [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Obot"]This[/url] eats you. I wish there was a legal TCG version of Slifer the Sky Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Granted. Though legal, it's banned. Then again, what more would you expect from Konami? (excepting some choice updates to the Banlist) I wish for an intellectual corruption to my wish for popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Wut does intellectual mean? I wish for Mr. Red Lotus's awesome newb regenerating blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyTyranitar Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Granted. It blows up everytime you tuoch it, then regenarates, putting you in an infinite explosion lapse. I wash for Cole McGrath's powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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