Chaos Dralcax Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 [s]Granted. You get a dyslexic dog.[/s] I hate ninjas... The kitten eats all your food and you starve. Then it eats you. I wish YCM had never existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Granted, but you don't exist either. I wish I could rewind time, but I am the only person in the world who retains all my memories of what happened prior to the rewind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Granted, however you are unable to control the amount of time rewound and you can not fast foward. Have fun in molten Earth. I wish I could be omnipresent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 [s]Granted. You go too far back, causing you to be hung for that magic wand that you refer to as a "cellular phone".[/s] Ninja'd, dang. Granted, but you are present by a blackhole as well. Bye! I wish for shum delichus caek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 [s]Granted. Your molecues are scattered to every point in the universe.[/s] WHY DO YOU KEEP NINJA'ING ME Granted. You are killed by a bomb called "Shumdelichuscaek" which means "explodey" in another language. I wish the next poster was an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Granted. I'm smarter than you, though. I wish sfdgjo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! *world explosion* I wish for a sandwich that is edible, not poisoned, unlaced, filled with safe ham, cheese, and bread, on a plate. On a table. In front of me. With no possible way the plate, the table, or the position of the table could harm me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Granted. A bird swoops down, pecks your brains out, and takes the sandwich. I wish for ruby red slippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
おジャマ・キング Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 [s]Wish granted, but the ceiling collapsed on you.[/s] ninja'd Wish granted, but they were really uncomfortable because ruby is a hard substance, so no one wanted it. (That means you can't sell it.) I wish for a win post below it so I can +rep it for its awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 [quote name='Nu-Mou Knight' timestamp='1313355628' post='5442782'] Granted. He's pissed that you dragged him out of his godly orgy and sends you to Hades so Satan can "play" with your soul. [/quote] I wish for some cheese that I can throw at people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Granted, but you throw it at the President and are shot over it. Moral? Never throw things at the President. I wish for all of the Studio Ghibli films in English and not broken, nor can they ever be stolen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 [quote name='Åtman' timestamp='1313378358' post='5443889'] Granted. He's pissed that you dragged him out of his godly orgy and sends you to Hades so Satan can "play" with your soul. [/quote] Why thank you Atty. [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1313379244' post='5443927'] I wish for all of the Studio Ghibli films in English and not broken, nor can they ever be stolen! [/quote] Granted. However, they are voiced by persons with terrible voices. You then break them in frustration. I wish for a field of mudkips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 [quote name='おジャマ・キング' timestamp='1313364764' post='5443250'] [s]Wish granted, but the ceiling collapsed on you.[/s] ninja'd Wish granted, but they were really uncomfortable because ruby is a hard substance, so no one wanted it. (That means you can't sell it.) [/quote] That's why I take the rubies off the slippers and then sell the rubies. [quote name='Nu-Mou Knight' timestamp='1313380091' post='5443960'] Why thank you Atty. Granted. However, they are voiced by persons with terrible voices. You then break them in frustration. I wish for a field of mudkips! [/quote] Granted. They're all half-eaten zombie mudkips that harbor every disease in the universe and it isn't cute at all and touching it would kill you instantly. I wish the next poster would eat the poster above me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviv: D's Knight Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Granted, but I'm actually a canubull. I eat you to. I wish for atman to make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
おジャマ・キング Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Wish granted. Nothing changes. I wish to stop being hypnotized by Lonely Horus's sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Granted. You are now blind. I wish that splice in Ojama King's sig wasn't so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1313379244' post='5443927'] Granted, but you throw it at the President and are shot over it. Moral? Never throw things at the President. [/quote] [url="http://boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html"]http://boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html[/url] [quote name='WinterKirby' timestamp='1313417014' post='5444863'] Granted. You are now blind. I wish that splice in Ojama King's sig wasn't so bad. [/quote] Granted. It's now much, much worse. I wish that I could change other people's names at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviv: D's Knight Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Granted, you can only change them to "I Hate Atman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 [quote name='Lonely Horus' timestamp='1313435279' post='5445343'] Granted, you can only change them to "I Hate Atman". [/quote] [font=courier new,courier,monospace][size=8][color=#ff0000]404 ERROR. [/color][/size][/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace][size=8][color=#ff0000][size=6]WISH NOT FOUND.[/size][/color][/size][/font] WISHES FOR PIE. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Granted. It's in an alternate dimension. I wish the pie that Atman wished for was on a table in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Granted. It's a cow pie. I wish for Meklord Emperor Grannel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
おジャマ・キング Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Wish granted, but Jose I wish to be able to install a Minecraft mod at the click of a button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Granted. The button is on Mars. I wish the world would end in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Granted. Mars explodes in 2012. I wish for glue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Granted. You are superglued to your chair and your pants are superglued to your behind. I wish for one of [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_7"]these[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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