Thar Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Wish granted. They slice up your insides after you eat them. I wish I could help make the background music for Britney Spears' next top song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. Someone else takes all the credit. I wish I had a magic laptop screen that let me punch noobs through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 It breaks while you are punching a noob, thus cutting off your hand and leaving it wherever the noob is. I wish to waste tis wish without getting anything branded on my forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Wish granted. It gets branded on your balls. I wish I could breath underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. You can no longer breathe air. I wish for some food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. But, you are in Soviet Russia, so food eats you! I wish I was in Soviet Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. A horse rides you and you break your back. I wish I was alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 In Soviet Russia, wish grant YOU! ...death! Sucks. I wish Chuck Norris couldn't kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. He dies and all his fans gang up and kill you. I wish I knew what to wish for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Wish granted. You now know what to wish for, but you can't use it. I wish I could create anything out of nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. You are a really bad speller and spell the word "anything" as "ontihng". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 You never made a wish. Therefore, I just corrupt your soul. I wish I had a bag of gummy bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. You eat one, and the other gummy bears come to life and try to take revenge for their fallen loved one and try to feed you to a giant gummy bear. Fortunately for you, there's no such thing as a giant gunny bear, so they just light you on fire and cheer as you burn. After a few years, the gummy bears have built a successful society in your skeleton. Everyone is happy and the economy is great. The end. I take 20 bucks from you as payment for that wonderful story. I wish for $3 bills to exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. All bills except 1 and 2 dollar bills become 3 dollar bills and you go broke. I wish for the most overpowered non-banned Yugioh card ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. It bursts into flames. Also, it was the only one in existence. I wish for a movie starring that guy, and that girl, and some things will happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Wish granted. Turns out the man is sterile, and the lady was pregnant with another man's baby anyway... and it's a mutated alien baby. Who nu? I wish the next poster would throw something at the next poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. *throws up on previous and next poster* I wish for a new set of clothes to replace mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Granted. You get a pretty pink tutu. I wish the old online game Nanovor was still online and had never changed to Nanovor Evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 Granted. It changes to Nanovor De-Evolution I wish I was in solitary confinement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 Granted. A bear breaks in and mauls you. I wish for a vgcats update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 Granted. It's crappy. I wish bhnsdkbdlb sdf;bmsdsz;b lfjbmsd;kljvbsd;lnbgbn;glbngl;mn. Without getting banned or reported for spamming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 Granted. You computer implodes. I wish ponies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 [quote name='Blud' timestamp='1312752878' post='5423056'] Who nu?[/quote] [url="http://images.wikia.com/blazblue/images/c/cd/NuCSArt.png"][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/blazblue/images/thumb/c/cd/NuCSArt.png/300px-NuCSArt.png[/img][/url] Granted, they're dead. I wish in the next BB game, they atleast Increase Lambda/Nu's Damage Output a bit to she deals decent damage. Seriously, Ragna's 5B seems to do more than Lambda's 2C =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 Granted. The changes severely damage the firmware. I wish for this [img]http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/39/39763c532a2d63fe198144bc4930d40698bdeb03_full.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 Granted. You now have a pic of whateverthefuck it is. I wish for a 35 minute long video of the apocalypse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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