Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 You are killed by war, since there is no peace I wish for this wish to not be granted, or corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Well ya see, this other guy wished that your wishes had to be granted, and previous wishers override you, so yeah...granted. I wish for a shiny Charizard. It matters not to me if his stats are horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Granted, but it hates you. I wish for a cleaner environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Granted. However, you are not around when it happens, and somebody litters just before you arrive. I wis tat I was a beter speler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Granted. However, the whole world has now universally agreed to use sign language only. I wish I could run for longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Granted. You run through multiple buildings before drowning in the ocean. I wish that I was a psychic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Granted. You mind explodes from all the thoughts. I wish Malevolent Catastrophe was unlocked again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBlader Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 granted but you must die first i wish i win the lotery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Granted. The draft lottery that is. Have fun in the military. I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Granted. You get ponies. I wish America's economy would fix itself over the next three years, to the times when soda's were 5 cents, and it would stay that way for all eternity, and the Earth wouldn't die. And that I lived in America. Without dying or being killed. Or being tortured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Granted. Everybody moves to Mars, where life becomes a paradise when we figure out how to use holodecks. You on the other hand, elected to stay on Earth for no apparent reason. I wish that I could choose when I die. Without technically committing suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Wish granted, but you can only choose the worst death imaginable . . . I wish to be Jack Rakan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Granted. He's shot multiple times in the nuts point blank from an M16 before he's killed with a headshot by a revolver. I wish for ponies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Granted. They sh*t all over the place and you're charged $1000 for it. I wish I had a stuffed giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 *comes back to life unharmed* Because Jack Rakan is beast . . . Wish granted, but they are carnivores which eat you alive. I wish to have control over the "Code of the Lifemaker" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Granted. You are the code of the lifemaker. I wish I could have 3 real Mage Power yugioh cards and I could use them all in my Deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Wish granted, but you ruin them in the washer I wish for nothing, since I am now Jack Rakan and have become the 'Code of the Lifemaker' FYI- Code of the Lifemaker allows me to rewrite reality as I wish >8D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Granted. However, since nothing consists of zero matter and existence, the universe implodes and nothing but a black void corrupts infinity. I wish time travel wasn't so complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Granted. Millions of idiots time travel back here to avoid being destroyed when the earth is scorched into a flaming desert of death, causing food shortages and hundreds to keel over in the streets. You, sir, have just doomed us all. I wish that genies actually existed, but were not corrupt and devious as we portray them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Granted. But you can't wish for more wishes and you have to follow strict guidelines and if you break them you die oops too late bye. I wish I had more Teddy Grahams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Granted. Since you are what you eat, you are now a large teddybear-shaped graham cracker. Good luck moving. I wish for a plasma death ray that only reacted to my DNA, like those alien suits in District 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Wish granted. Some crazy scientists confiscate this weapon along with a scab of your skin, giving them access to your DNA and usage of the weapon. I wish I could talk to machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 [quote name='Chaos Bakugan' timestamp='1312580639' post='5417615'] I wish I could have 3 real Mage Power yugioh cards and I could use them all in my Deck. [/quote] On a bragging note, I have 2 UR Mage Powers, and a common one from the Spellcaster Structure. But you wouldn't care about that. [quote name='Blud' timestamp='1312604075' post='5418731'] Wish granted. Some crazy scientists confiscate this weapon along with a scab of your skin, giving them access to your DNA and usage of the weapon. I wish I could talk to machines. [/quote] Granted. They call you a n00b and make you raegquit life so you kill yourself. I wish I could successfully travel back in time to live in the 1950's as an American male teenager in America with no mental deficiency and a perfect life that cannot be ruined, and I stayed in that timeframe until I left it by aging normally, and wouldn't be killed at all. And I was popular. inb4you're[s]black[/s]africanamerican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 [quote name='WinterKirby' timestamp='1312605872' post='5418784'] Granted. They call you a n00b and make you raegquit life so you kill yourself. I wish I could successfully travel back in time to live in the 1950's as an American male teenager in America with no mental deficiency and a perfect life that cannot be ruined, and I stayed in that timeframe until I left it by aging normally, and wouldn't be killed at all. And I was popular. inb4you're[s]black[/s]africanamerican [/quote] Puppet-play!!!!! That is against the rules, mister. Wish granted, but because your life is perfect, you have nothing else to live for, so you become depressed from lack of meaning. I wish that wishes could wish for themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.B X Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Granted. Wishes become evil entities, that think for them self. And with the power to grand their own evil wishes... They wish for the world to become theirs and they rule us and make us their slaves. I wish for a small piece of graphite that looks exactly like Sasuke from Naruto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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