Resident Fascist Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Granted, every other monty python film is now 100X more popular. I wish to be able to punch people through the moon, have a huge sword, fly, teleport and have awesome quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Your flying and teleportation gets you captured by the United States Government, and tested on for... the rest of your life. At least everybody on Earth gets the ability to fly and teleport now. I wish for a cantaloupe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Granted. Your head becomes one. I wish I could become invisible and intangible but turn back into a normal human being at will, but still retain this ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 You turn intangible, but find you are still affected by gravity. You sink into the ground... I wish for a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Granted. It falls on you. I wasn't there, nobody else was, I wish I knew if that tree made a sound, in addition to everything else I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 It turns out it makes a sound so eldritch that it makes you freeze in fear for the rest of your life. I wish for a puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Granted. It eats you. I wish Unownguy would eat Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.B X Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted. He does and dies, but then turns out phil has magical powers resurrecting Unownguy back to life and with superhuman powers! I wish I was a jelly fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 You get eaten by another fish I wish the pedobear would go away. AND NEVER COME BACK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaleaddy Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted, but Shota Cat is now Pedo Cat. I wish I knew how to beat every Sam and Max game to exist in the future, past, and present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted but then a new one comes out that is impossible only for you to beat and everyone else beats it. I wish I was the smartest man in Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Everyone in Australia is now mentally deficient, except you. I wish for Phil to evolve into Tentacruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinforce Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted, he evolves into tentacruel and wraps his tentacles around you until he kills you, so he can get free of you. I wish I knew who Phil was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted, but he rapes you during. Wish for something unsettling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted. Your door is being banged on by 200 Rioters with Pichforks and torches. I wish for BlazBlue Continuum Shift II to hurry up and get released in the UK already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 All right, but in the localization rush it gains a major bug that makes Makoto unplayable. I wish for a balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted, it explodes and kills you. I wish for this song to play when I walk into a room: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcyiXDzFDwA&feature=related[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalltear Bloodfallen Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted, but it only plays in your head, causing you to go insane. I wish for a gun, with bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 [quote name='Lazaruz' timestamp='1311449772' post='5380952'] Granted, but it only plays in your head, causing you to go insane. I wish for a gun, with bullets. [/quote] Granted, You get shot I wish to play BlazBlue for the rest of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted. You die the minute you start playing BlazBlue. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 [quote name='Chaos Bakugan' timestamp='1311456966' post='5381267'] Granted. You die the minute you start playing BlazBlue. I wish I could fly. [/quote] Granted, you get to sit on a jumbo jet. I wish for someone to work out the actual lyrics for Sword Of Doom(Theme Of Mu-12) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted July 23, 2011 Report Share Posted July 23, 2011 Granted. They are incorrect. I wish for the world's largest pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.B X Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Granted. Your neighbors hear that you have a giant pizza in your house, and all 50 of them come knocking and bashing on your door screaming ( WE WANT PIZZA! ). I wish for a IRL Poké Ball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 It's fake, and either way, you have nothing to catch with it. I wish I could control time, with no consequences from Dialga or any other deity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Wish granted, but you can't control it so you are stuck in the worst time loop possible for the rest of eternity I wish I could get this song stuck out of my head DX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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