Piss Dragon + New "Trent" Monster

[masterbubu69]

Before showing off my new cards, I would first like to activate this spell card from my hand:

 

 

Okay, now you're probably wondering why I decided to call my Synchro "Piss Dragon". Well, about 4 years ago, I was diagnosed with Tourette's. I wish I was joking. I remember being a little 6th grader watching the new internet sensation, Tourette's Guy. I thought it was the funniest thing ever. I never thought Tourette's syndrome was actually real. Well, lately, I've been saying "Piss Dragon", for some odd reason, so I decided maybe I'll stop saying it if I actually make a Piss Dragon. Well, I suck at drawing, sculpting, or anything that requires artistic talent, so I looked on google images for a picture of a yellow dragon, and I found this one. I don't know if it's been used already, but I thought it looked really cool. If you find something else I could use that has a better look for a Yu-Gi-Oh card or something original only used for my Piss Dragon, I would highly appreciate it.

 

[spoiler=Piss Dragon]

 

1 EARTH Tuner + 1 "Trent"

When this card is Synchro Summoned, destroy all cards your opponent controls. If this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. This card's battle position cannot be changed until the end of the next turn, except with a card effect. If this card is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard as a result of battle, select and Special Summon 1 "Trent" from your Hand, Deck, or Graveyard to your side of the field. Then shuffle your Deck.

 

 

 

 

I use "Trent" a lot because my friends and I all picked "troll cards" (Normal cards with no real purpose, 1600 ATK or less, and requires one or two sacrifices, but usually only one) and I picked "Trent". I decided to make support cards for it (I apologize if this is infringing copyright - please let me know before I take action) so I can print them off and use them in a deck. I understand the effect is a little too extreme, but that's the point. Trent is my "troll card", so the support cards might as well be ridiculous, too (just so you know, I'm not trying to be a troll nor am I purposely trolling. I just have a very limited vocabulary, and all my friends describe most things using the words "troll" or "trolling", so... yea, sorry about that lol)

 

I also made another Trent card. I'm not exactly sure what to call it though. I was going to go with "Pissed Off Trent" or "Trent's Pissed Off Roommate", but that would sounds like I'm obsessed with urine or something. I was also thinking about calling it "Enraged Trent", but that's not original enough for me, so right now, I'm settling with "Trent - Baretta" because of one of my favorite wrestlers, Trent Baretta. If you have a better name, or prefer one of the names I picked better, let me know.

 

[spoiler=Trent - Baretta]

 

This card's name is treated as "Trent". This monster can attack twice during the same Battle Phase. During battle between this attacking card and a Defense Position monster whose DEF is lower than the ATK of this card, inflict the difference as Battle Damage to your opponent's Life Points.

 

 

 

[Organized Chaos]

These cards are rather good at what they were made for : Piss Dragon being good at making your Opponent's field into a literal ghost town while still being balanced, Trent - Baretta at being a bad card but when used in the right Deck, you can get Piss Dragon out with ease. These are quite good cards and considering the trouble finding a suitable picture for Piss Dragon, they are very good pictures. Trent's OCG is fine, here is Piss Dragon's fix : "When this card is Synchro Summoned, destroy all cards your opponent controls. If this card attacks, change it to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. This card's battle position cannot be changed until the end of your next turn, except by a card effect. If this card is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard as a result of battle, select and Special Summon 1 "Trent" from your Hand, Deck, or Graveyard to your side of the field. Then shuffle your Deck."

I think that's right, I know you got the battle-position changing effect from GAF but I think the OCG is not right, besides from that, it's fine. Great cards, very creative, 9/10 + 1 rep. Sorry to here you have Tourettes.

[masterbubu69]

These cards are rather good at what they were made for : Piss Dragon being good at making your Opponent's field into a literal ghost town while still being balanced, Trent - Baretta at being a bad card but when used in the right Deck, you can get Piss Dragon out with ease. These are quite good cards and considering the trouble finding a suitable picture for Piss Dragon, they are very good pictures. Trent's OCG is fine, here is Piss Dragon's fix : "When this card is Synchro Summoned, destroy all cards your opponent controls. If this card attacks, change it to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. This card's battle position cannot be changed until the end of your next turn, except by a card effect. If this card is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard as a result of battle, select and Special Summon 1 "Trent" from your Hand, Deck, or Graveyard to your side of the field. Then shuffle your Deck."

I think that's right, I know you got the battle-position changing effect from GAF but I think the OCG is not right, besides from that, it's fine. Great cards, very creative, 9/10 + 1 rep. Sorry to here you have Tourettes.

 

Thanks, dude! It's not too bad having Tourette's, although I used to be a chatterbox, but now, I'm chill and soft spoken. I have to be like that so I don't experience a lot of ticks. I only have about 3 or 4 a day *knocks on wood* It's not like I shout swear words at the top of my lungs every 5 seconds like people think. It's nothing, really. I don't even consider it a handicap or anything. I refuse to see it that way.