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Peppy: Do a barrel roll!
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Cats: All your base are belong to us.
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The Kid: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
The Kid: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
The Kid: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill-needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!
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Frog/Glenn: Mine name is Glenn! Cyrus' hopes and dreams…and now the Masamune, these will now become my burden! forthwith I will slay Magus and restore honor!
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Black Knight: Let us test your stronger arm then. Come, Son of Gawain, show me your strength.
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Ike: Hold on a second... Aren't these your men? Why are you fighting them?
Oliver: It's quite simple, really. A true guardian of beauty stands with those who are beautiful. If your exquisite heron prince will not stay here in my home, I must follow him. I have seen death; it holds no mystery for me. Only my pursuit matters. Rest at ease, friends.
Ike: Look... Would you mind rejoining the enemy?
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This is the best of everything excluding, the cake is a lie and all your base are belong to us.

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This is from the movie Black Hawk Down:
Ranger: "Captain Steel they're shooting at us!"
*Steel peeks out, bullet whizzes by*
Captain Steel: "Well shoot back."

Haggard: Oh look. New guy's dead.
Sweetwater: Already? I was just about to learn his name.
Haggard: I think it was probably Joe. Usually is.
Sarge: His name's Preston. Preston Marlowe. And he's not dead. Right, soldier?

Haggard: [after being threatened by the Army] Oh yeah? Says you and what army?
Sweetwater: What?!
Haggard: Well, I've just always wanted to say that.
Sweetwater: Why?!
Haggard: Sounds cool.

Haggard: How do you know she's hot? I had a cousin who had a real sweet voice, but she had a face like a can of dog food.
Sweetwater: Is that the one you dated?
Haggard: Yup...

BF:BC 2 had the funniest VG quotes I ever heard!

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"Dr.Kokonoe, what did you intend to do to Mr.Ragna the Bloodedge after you put him to sleep?

Well, there's no reason not to tell you. First I intended to take his [b][color="#FF0000"]INFERNAL DIVIDER[/color][/b] and Place it in Some [b][color="#FF0000"]CARNAGE SCISSORS[/color][/b], maybe a little [b][color="#FF0000"]GAUNTLET HADES[/color][/b] Too? My Goodness, I can only Imagine what his [b][color="#FF0000"]HELL'S FANG[/color][/b] will [b][color="#FF0000"]DEATHSPIKE![/color][/b]


WHAA WHAAA WWWHHAAAAA!? How can you stoop so low? That's totally unfair!"


Censorship using attack names = Lawlz.

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"Oh I shall... I am the descendant of Nagi! Behold, Susano, the greatest warrior who ever lived! Hear me vile serpant who would seek to harm a helpless woman! Your time is up! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY TRUSTY SWORD! *Breaks barrier around Orochi* Foolish beast! Did you really think you could decieve me? The only pact for me is the one that comes with my bloodline! If it is my fate to fall battling evil, then so be it. I seek help from neither god nor demon! The heroic bloodline of Nagi is all I require to slay you!...

*After Amaterasu wins the battle*
...The time has come! Oh sacred moon of the heavens, come forth and peirce this darkness! Bear whitness to this beast's demise upon my trusty Tohenboku!...

*After Amaterasu makes the moon appear*
...Susano style: Blade of Truth! *Leaps into the air and prodeceds to cut 7 out of 8 of Orochi's heads while shouting:* GOOD! WILL! NEVER! GIVE! IN! TO! EVIL! *Amaterasu runs forward to finish Orochi's last head* No Fido! I don't need your help this time. Now for the ultimate in Susano-style martial arts! SUSANO STYLE! CELESTIAL CLEAVER!" *Absolutley destroys the last head by cutting it in half*

Its a long quote, but its damn good.

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"[color="#FF0000"]Terumi...TERUMI! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU![/color]
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You'll never forgive me? Like I give a damn! Shut up and die already!
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[color="#FF0000"]Barrier Six Hundred Reached...[/color]


[color="#2E8B57"]We went through this! Are you stupid or what!?[/color]
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Dimensional Interference Field Deployed!

Now engaging the Idea engine![/color]

[color="#2E8B57"]What!?[/color]
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Terumi! It's time I showed you the true power of the Azure!

BLAZBLUE ACTIVATE! TIME TO DIE YOU DEGRENERATE SON OF A BIT[b][/b]CH![/color]"
Video:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPuEN84CWMg&feature=related[/media]

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Any thing said by an AI in HAlo 3 with IWHBYD Skull on e.g.

Fleeing Grunt: "You killed flip-yap! Or.. Yap-Flip was he? No, flip-yap was his brother? DONT TELL ME I DONT KNOW FLIP-YAP! [b]Flip-yap and I went to nipple academy together![/b] And now he's dead!"

*Chief kills a brute, Bother Brute says: HE WAS MY LOVER!!!

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