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Hey, look! You shape-shifted into a dead guy!
- Scout, Team Fortress 2
Pop Quiz: How many seconds does it take to kill a moron? BAAM! Sorry, time's up!
- Scout, Team Fortress 2

DON'T SCRATCH THAT ARWING!
- Peppy Hare, StarFox 64

Snake? Snake! Snnnnaaaaaaakkkke!
- Otacon, Metal Gear Solid

It's a-me! Mario!
- Mario, Super Mario 64
I am the mustard of your doom!
- Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
Sorry, but our princess is in another castle!
- Toad, Super Mario Bros.

You are an inspiration for birth control.
- Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D

We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own-living-guts!
- Sgt. Johnston, Halo
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"Well, women have more hiding plaes than men." - Naomi Hunter from Metal Gear Solid

(Insert quote here) - Duke Nukem

"I am Error." - Error from Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link

"It's gonna be hard hiding those nice titties." - Aoto from Ar Tonelico Qoga: Kneel of Ar Ciel

"That was close! You were almost a Jill Sandwich." - Barry Burton from Resident Evil 1

"I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
"Your right hand comes off?
- Conversation between Ramon Salazar and Leon Scott Kennedy from Resident Evil 4

"You were recording that, right Player? What? No? Hahaha.....WHATDYA MEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT!?"
"Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here busting my ass while you sit on yours watching me jump around! How is THAT fair?"
- Deadpool from Marvel vs Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds

To list a few...
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Dear Humanity,
We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
—Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson, 2552


Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-b**** machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
—Staff Sergeant Johnson, 2552
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"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on The citadel."[b]
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Also, "I should go."

Anyway, I have always thought that this was epic.

Sovereign, Mass Effect.
[quote] [color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom. [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]Your words are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over. [/quote][/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]I always loved that. Although he actually doesn't say it like that, in one chunk. He says it in sentences in a conversation with him.[/size][/font][/color]
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So awesome.
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This creeps me out more than anything I have ever seen on a video game, "The Great Mighty Poo Song - Conker's Bad Fur Day":

The Great Mighty Poo - [b]I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my s*** at you. A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little twat? [/b]

Horrifying

Appologies...........

TheBigCheese
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[quote name='TheBigCheese' timestamp='1309522215' post='5324660']
This creeps me out more than anything I have ever seen on a video game, "The Great Mighty Poo Song - Conker's Bad Fur Day":

The Great Mighty Poo - [b]I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my s*** at you. A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little twat? [/b]

Horrifying

Appologies...........

TheBigCheese
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"How else do you think I keep this lovely grin? *gleam!*"
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"The assassin has overcome my final line of defense, and now he plans to murder me. In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses, and a slave obeys! [pause] You think you have memories. A farm. A family. An airplane. A crash. And then this place. Was there really a family? Did that airplane crash, or, was it hijacked? Forced down, forced down by something less than a man, something bred to sleepwalk through life unless activated by a simple phrase, spoken by their kindly master. Come in. [Jack enters Ryan's layer] Stop, would you kindly? [Jack does] Would you kindly, powerful phrase. Familiar phrase? [Cascade of memories of Atlas ordering Jack to perform various tasks with the phrase "Would you kindly"] Sit, would you kindly? Stand, would you kindly? Run! Stop! Turn. Was a man sent to kill, or a slave? [Ryan hands Jack a golf club] KILL! [Jack smacks Ryan with the club] A man chooses! [Jack smacks him again] A slave obeys! [Jack smacks him again] OBEEEEEEY![Jack kills Ryan]"
-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

"There is already a hole hear Travis... Go away!"
-unknown, Silent Hill: Origins

"Cheryl!? [screams into toilet] Cheryl is that you?"
-Harry Mason, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

"[prepares to stick hand down dirty toilet] Yuck! There is no way I'm doing that! Who would be disgusting enough to even think about doing that!?"
-Heather Mason, Silent Hill 3

I got like a million others XD
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Peppy: Do a barrel roll!
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Cats: All your base are belong to us.
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The Kid: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
The Kid: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
The Kid: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill-needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!
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Frog/Glenn: Mine name is Glenn! Cyrus' hopes and dreams…and now the Masamune, these will now become my burden! forthwith I will slay Magus and restore honor!
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Black Knight: Let us test your stronger arm then. Come, Son of Gawain, show me your strength.
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Ike: Hold on a second... Aren't these your men? Why are you fighting them?
Oliver: It's quite simple, really. A true guardian of beauty stands with those who are beautiful. If your exquisite heron prince will not stay here in my home, I must follow him. I have seen death; it holds no mystery for me. Only my pursuit matters. Rest at ease, friends.
Ike: Look... Would you mind rejoining the enemy?
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[quote name='Shradow' timestamp='1309574834' post='5326943']
Alucard Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Alucard: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Alucard: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill-needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!
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Fixed to who originally said it in Castlevania.
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“I know now I don’t need the Keyblade. I’ve got a better weapon. My heart.” ~Sora~

“Although my heart may be weak, it’s not alone. It’s grown with each new experience, and it’s found a home with all the friends I’ve made. I’ve become a part of their heart just as they’ve become a part of mine. And if they think of me now and then… If they don’t forget me… Then our hearts will be one. I don’t need a weapon. My friends are my power!” ~Sora~

They contradict. -_-

and

"IT"S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!"

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