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okay a few notes before I begin
1. ms. miki has successfully manage to take over the polls section by storm with polls awesome-er than mines *rawr* being competitive I will start my many insane polls again... "again" as is holy s*** not again.
2. most of these will be for the lolz and I am in no way promoting people to only reply to my polls cuz evidently not only things made by me are awesome sauce
3. have fun

okay so 10 things men want to see in their life time
this is for the lolz so dudes you can make it was ludicrous as you want
and ladies you can make your men the "I have 2 tickets to that thing you wanted to go to" kind of men that you've always wanted.

my list of 10 thing men want to see before they die

1. beer sandwiches
2. beer sandwiches made by women
3. beer sandwiches made by women during the super bowl
4. tits
5. meat that you can eat out of a tube
6. mario party 69 kill, pillage and rape edition
7. less poetry
8. poker cards with various porn stars as the background
9. an xbox controller that links with your mind so you are hands free to eat your damn hot pockets while you 360 no scope some b****es
10. tits
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Well i'm going to post what I want to see as a girl <3

1. More gay anime okay for tv
2. A piece of text describing what an erection feels like
3. Smart respectable woman for president so no Palin
4. For other Christians to be as tolerant as me
5. Good shoes at cheap prices
6. For a guy to explain why guys like cat girls
7. A non-sluttish famous girl that can be respected
8. For people to stop saying JB is gay (new picture shows he isn't)
9. A pill that makes us have the same likeliness to gain weight as the average teenage boy
10. A comedian as clean as Jeff Foxworthy
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1. Ron Paul as president
2. My ascension into God-like stature
3. The end of Communism
4. The start of a new age Monarchy
5. The end of censorship
6. To watch the world forever as it grows into a thriving civilization
7. For my opinions to actually be taken seriously *Lolno*
8. To meet Fidel Castro
9. To meet the pope to discuss changes in doctrine *yea right*
10. The reboot and change from the United States of America, to the United States of Roma

Im ****ed up...
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[quote name='WTFauKorean' timestamp='1308798088' post='5304377']
1. beer sandwiches
[b]Yes.[/b]
2. beer sandwiches made by women
[b]Even more yes.[/b]
3. beer sandwiches made by women during the super bowl
[b]Meh...[/b]
4. tits
[b]Yes.[/b]
5. meat that you can eat out of a tube
[b]Beef n go! >: D[/b]
6. mario party 69 kill, pillage and rape edition
[b]Dibs on Peach.[/b]
7. less poetry
[b]Yes.[/b]
8. poker cards with various porn stars as the background
[b]That may exist already.[/b]
9. an xbox controller that links with your mind so you are hands free to eat your damn hot pockets while you 360 no scope some b****es
[b]Yes. Except maybe a better game.[/b]
10. tits
[b]HELL YEAH![/b]
[/quote]

[quote name='JadenxAtemYAOI' timestamp='1308805769' post='5304603']
2. A piece of text describing what an erection feels like
[b]Imagine having part of your body being a stone with nerves still running through it.[/b]
4. For other Christians to be as tolerant as me That help?
[b]Ahem. <_<[/b]
6. For a guy to explain why guys like cat girls
[b]We love girls. Cats are cute. By adding that stuff we add more cuteness to the girl.[/b]
7. A non-sluttish famous girl that can be respected
[b]So no again to Sarah palin?[/b]
8. For people to stop saying JB is gay (new picture shows he isn't)
[b]Pics prove jack squat.[/b]
[/quote]

[quote name='Identity Unknown' timestamp='1308847603' post='5305352']
Im ****ed up...
[/quote]

That's why I'm not bothering with yours. :3

Now for my list:
1) My kids being born. :3
2) More good modern RPG games.
3) More good games.
4) The fall of Nintendo. BURN MARIO BURN! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
5) An army of sexy naked women all prepared and ready to satisfy my every need, kink, and fetish.
6) The perfect soda.
7) The perfect videogame.
8 ) A great RP with great people to RP with that survives until the end.
9) Me write something that gets well known on this site.
10) My kid's wedding. :3

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[quote name='~N~' timestamp='1308873641' post='5306305']
That is horrible reasoning, it could be fake, it could be staged!

1. The release of Skyward Sword
2. The fall of Sony and Microsoft under the foot of Nintendo!
3. Scientists creating real pokemon
4-10. Anything else related to Nintendo doing well.
[/quote]

real men dont play with nintendo
they lumber jack ceder trees with double sided +5 strength bloody axes
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[quote name='WTFauKorean' timestamp='1308798088' post='5304377']
1. beer sandwiches
[b]No.[/b]
2. beer sandwiches made by women
[b]No.[/b]
3. beer sandwiches made by women during the super bowl
[b]No.[/b]
4. tits
[b]Only the tits belonging to the woman I marry. ^^[/b]
5. meat that you can eat out of a tube
[b]Why?[/b]
6. mario party 69 kill, pillage and rape edition
[b]...[/b]
7. less poetry
[b]Hell no![/b]
8. poker cards with various porn stars as the background
[b]I believe those already exists.[/b]
9. an xbox controller that links with your mind so you are hands free to eat your damn hot pockets while you 360 no scope some b****es
[b]YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]
10. tits
[b]Refer to number four.[/b]
[/quote]


[quote name='Passions of the Flame' timestamp='1308805769' post='5304603']
Well i'm going to post what I want to see as a girl <3

1. More gay anime okay for tv
[b]Indifferent.[/b]
2. A piece of text describing what an erection feels like
[b]....why? O.o[/b]
3. Smart respectable woman for president so no Palin
[b]Indifferent.[/b]
4. For other Christians to be as tolerant as me
[b]YES!!! I'm tired of intolerant Christians! >.<[/b]
5. Good shoes at cheap prices
[b]...actually...yes.[/b]
6. For a guy to explain why guys like cat girls
[b]Desperado covered this one pretty well.[/b]
7. A non-sluttish famous girl that can be respected
[b]Agreed.[/b]
8. For people to stop saying JB is gay (new picture shows he isn't)
[b]Indifferent...again.[/b]
9. A pill that makes us have the same likeliness to gain weight as the average teenage boy
[b]...you want to eat a lot like a teenage boy? O.o[/b]
10. A comedian as clean as Jeff Foxworthy
[b]Eh.[/b]
[/quote]


[quote name='Identity Unknown' timestamp='1308847603' post='5305352']
1. Ron Paul as president
2. My ascension into God-like stature
3. The end of Communism
4. The start of a new age Monarchy
5. The end of censorship
6. To watch the world forever as it grows into a thriving civilization
7. For my opinions to actually be taken seriously *Lolno*
8. To meet Fidel Castro
9. To meet the pope to discuss changes in doctrine *yea right*
10. The reboot and change from the United States of America, to the United States of Roma

[b]FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]
[/quote]


[quote name='Desperado Finale' timestamp='1308848850' post='5305388']
1) My kids being born. :3
[b]I want a family too! :D[/b]
2) More good modern RPG games.
[b]Like Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2? It's my favorite.[/b]
3) More good games.
[b]Yes.[/b]
4) The fall of Nintendo. BURN MARIO BURN! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
[b]....ass. >.>[/b]
5) An army of sexy naked women all prepared and ready to satisfy my every need, kink, and fetish.
[b]...no comment.[/b]
6) The perfect soda.
[b]Yes![/b]
7) The perfect videogame.
[b]Yes![/b]
8 ) A great RP with great people to RP with that survives until the end.
[b]YES![/b]
9) Me write something that gets well known on this site.
[b]Me too![/b]
10) My kid's wedding. :3
[b]Good luck paying for it.[/b]
[/quote]


[quote name='~N~' timestamp='1308873641' post='5306305']
1. The release of Skyward Sword
[b]What? O.o[/b]
2. The fall of Sony and Microsoft under the foot of Nintendo!
[b]*stabs*[/b]
3. Scientists creating real pokemon
[b]Woot![/b]
4-10. Anything else related to Nintendo doing well.
[b]Possibly...it depends on what it is.[/b]
[/quote]

Replies in bold! ^_^

Me? I want to see my dream girl! :D I think I may have...maybe. I have to wait to find out.

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[quote name='~N~' timestamp='1309205792' post='5315141']
You told us to put our wants, did you not?
[/quote]

it was a joke, within a joke

the first joke is your replys are best when lolzy
the 2nd is that even though im not stopping you from making a serious answer i can still tease you
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