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You know those questions that usually involve a suicide or murder. If you answer a question right, the 1st to get it right, you get a +rep.

5th: A famous scientist was awarded a government prize for his invention of a new weapon. He decided to invite several of his friends in to a party in his laboratory. For entertainment, he provided a juggler, an opera soprano, and a ballet dancer. At the height of the evening, all present were suddenly and mysteriously killed.

4th; The man was afraid to go home, because the man with the mask was there.

3rd: If the man had seen the sawdust, he would not have died.

2nd: You are given a choice between two doors. One leads to death by painful torment, the other leads to paradise. Beside the doors are 2 people. One will tell only the truth, one will tell only lies. You don’t know which is which. They both know which door leads to which destiny. You are allowed to ask one question. What question would you ask?
Answer:You would ask “would the other man tell me his door is safe?” If you ask the liar he will say “no” If you ask the truth teller he will say “yes”

1st:
Mysterious Suicide.
A man’s dead body hangs from a rope tied to the center of a ceiling beam in a large, empty room. The feet are 10 feet from the floor. No other items are in the room. The man killed himself by hanging.
Answer: He climbed a stack of dry ice, attached the rope, then waited for the ice to evaporate.
Winner: Alex C. Exodia
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The man is a blind midget, the shortest one in the circus. Another midget, jealous because he's not as short, has been sawing small pieces off of the first one's cane every night, so that every day he thinks he's taller. Since his only income is from being a circus midget, he decides to kill himself when he gets too tall.
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