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[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334621602' post='5916140']
Well I think I do...
I won't press further.

In short, you're being a Jiraiya, Black's being an Asuma, and I'm being an Ino ;__;
[/quote]....That is exactly right

And ur the one that wants to stuff Clair's f- *shot*

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[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334621758' post='5916150']
But if I'm Rock Lee and I like Sakura
And Sakura=/=Clair
Then I can't be after her :/
Rather, I'd be more attracted to someone who likes to get...physical.
*shot*
[/quote]
Sakura?
.....FusexAqua?
lolol

Ur after Akatsuki's vagina

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[quote name='The Real DL' timestamp='1334622103' post='5916163']
Go hit on that drunk girl that beat you up :33
[/quote]

I DON'T WANT AIDS.
OR GONORRHEA.
OR DIARRHEA.
SHE'D GIVE THEM ALL TO ME.

That was a meme?
I thought our meme was...
Uh
Damn, I don't remember any.

As for girls, Idk man, my friends told me I'm screwed.
I'm hoping college will be the place to reinvent myself and shizz.

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[quote name='Yuzuru Otonashi' timestamp='1334622690' post='5916188']
... I've always been Asuma, though, even before Caeda o.o
[/quote]So u'll die of lung cancer?

[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334622534' post='5916179']
I DON'T WANT AIDS.
OR GONORRHEA.
OR DIARRHEA.
SHE'D GIVE THEM ALL TO ME.

That was a meme?
I thought our meme was...
Uh
Damn, I don't remember any.

As for girls, Idk man, my friends told me I'm screwed.
I'm hoping college will be the place to reinvent myself and shizz.
[/quote]
..its BEEN the meme, back before you even joined xDD

just ask El~ :3

And good luck, bro~

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[quote name='Yuzuru Otonashi' timestamp='1334622690' post='5916188']
... I've always been Asuma, though, even before Caeda o.o
[/quote]

You were?
I know I said it earlier, but I don't see the resemblance besides AsumaxKurenai .-.
[quote name='The Real DL' timestamp='1334623095' post='5916203']
just ask El~ :3

And good luck, bro~
[/quote]

Maybe if he LOGGED BACK ON LIKE I ASKED HIM TO, I COULD >:V
Thanks, I'll need it.

If only girls were easy to seduce.
How does Sasuke do it?

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[spoiler=A crapload of content. This is just so the page isn't 10 times longer than it needs to be.][quote name='iRemo' timestamp='1334528942' post='5915027']
[img]http://i43.tinypic.com/344sfmd.jpg[/img]
THE LIGHT
[b]This one? *turns on flashlight*[/b]
I SEE THE LIGHT
[b]I though you were asking for it.[/b]
AM I....DEAD?
[b]No.[/b]
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
[b]Yes.[/b]
THE AMOUNT OF ILLOGICAL THINGS...HAVE THEY KILLED ME?
[b]No. You're still alive.[/b]
IS THIS HOW IT'LL END?
[b]I hope not.[/b]
*sees Cortez's post*
A rock.....strong, stable
[b]Oh, come on. That rock was like a pebble placed perfectly in suspension for the needs of photographic advertisement to draw in people to... uh... buy pet rocks?[/b]
THAT'S IT

IT HAS STABILITY WITHIN ITSELF

I'VE BEEN SAVED HALLELUJAH

NOW, GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD
[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/1056r9c.jpg[/img]
[b]... the rock was just as pointless as the brony argument.[/b]
[b]That's why I put it there.[/b]
[b]Also, if you were dead as you stated earlier, why are you killing yourself?[/b]
[/quote]
[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334533421' post='5915078']
I feel like I just got kicked in the balls...with a cleat.
[b]I feel like one of the three nouns in this sentence is naturally missing.[/b]
[b]And I have a cleat, and I sure hope Fusion exists.[/b]
[/quote]
[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334547068' post='5915341']
Black's wired differently from us bro.
[b]Not all of us. *points at my face*[/b]
If Aqua came in here with a pic of her boobs or something like that, he'd just be staring with a befuddled expression while the rest of us are wiping blood off our computer screens.
[b]I wouldn't give it a second glance.[/b]
[/quote]
[quote name='Yuzuru Otonashi' timestamp='1334548403' post='5915359']
Well, why SHOULD I ogle a woman when I'll never date her or anything? Women in general aren't THAT insanely sexy that you should turn into a drooling idiot when you see them ._.
[b]FINALLY! SOMEBODY WHO SEES THINGS THE WAY I SEE THEM![/b]
[b]THE WORLD HAS FINALLY COME IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE![/b]
On the other hand, Caeda is, so yeah.
[b]And this is exactly why I'm never going to know what true love is.[/b]
[/quote]
[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334550061' post='5915377']
You guys can't fool me.
[b]I have made you Summon monsters for my advantage in the past. So at least [i]I[/i] can.[/b]
You may not have any desire to be with a woman once you've found your beloved.
[b]I thought [i]some[/i] girls were cute, but then [s]I discovered ponies[/s] I decided a relationship in high school (and probably college) won't be worth my time.[/b]
But you'll [i]always[/i] have "the eye" -___0
[b]I like my eyes, yes. I don't want to lose them.[/b]
[/quote]
[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334621602' post='5916140']
In short, you're being a Jiraiya, Black's being an Asuma, and I'm being an Ino ;__;
[b]Or you can be a me. One of the two.[/b]
[/quote]
[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334621945' post='5916159']
Actually
I don't go after girls at all.
[b]When was this development?[/b]
Now I'm being a Shino ;__;
[b]You're being a liar.[/b]
[/quote]
[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334622534' post='5916179']
I DON'T WANT AIDS.
OR GONORRHEA.
OR DIARRHEA.
SHE'D GIVE THEM ALL TO ME.
[b]JUST USE PROTECTION.[/b]
[b]A LOT OF IT.[/b]
[b]IF YOU'RE FEELING THE HEAT, COVER YER MEA*shot*[/b]

As for girls, Idk man, my friends told me I'm screwed.
[b]That's because they haven't met me yet.[/b]
I'm hoping college will be the place to reinvent myself and shizz.
[b]Or we might just somehow go to the same college. That'll be a good way to make you seem better.[/b]
[/quote][/spoiler]

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[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334664971' post='5916680']
You were?
I know I said it earlier, but I don't see the resemblance besides AsumaxKurenai .-.


Maybe if he LOGGED BACK ON LIKE I ASKED HIM TO, I COULD >:V
Thanks, I'll need it.

If only girls were easy to seduce.
How does Sasuke do it?
[/quote]Seducing girls is easy tho...

One in class today said she fell in love with my voice >.>;;

[quote name='BlackSkullCortez' timestamp='1334694866' post='5917067']
[spoiler=A crapload of content. This is just so the page isn't 10 times longer than it needs to be.]






[/spoiler]
[/quote]...that was hilarious to read :3

+rep~

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[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334664971' post='5916680']
If only girls were easy to seduce.
How does Sasuke do it?
[b]I'd like to point out that Sasuke was single.[/b]
[b]I don't think he'll help you here, Fuse.[/b]
[/quote]
[quote name='The Real DL' timestamp='1334696045' post='5917088']
Seducing girls is easy tho...

One in class today said she fell in love with my voice >.>;;
[b]Too bad she didn't fall in love with you.[/b]
[/quote]

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[quote name='The Real DL' timestamp='1334696045' post='5917088']
Seducing girls is easy tho...

One in class today said she fell in love with my voice >.>;;
[/quote]

It's definitely not >>
Actually, one or two people said my voice was good too.
...wait

@Cortez-I may look at girls, talk about girls, dream of girls, but do I physically go after them?
Nope ;__;

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[quote name='BlackSkullCortez' timestamp='1334696563' post='5917097']
Fuse, the mental state is enough. You're still reeking with social awkwardness.
[/quote]

I'm telling you that's my point >_>
[quote name='The Real DL' timestamp='1334696695' post='5917101']
...but I have a gf...so her falling in love with me would be a bad thing...


And Fuse...trust me

Seducing girls

Is easy as F*CK
[/quote]

Name three different ways to seduce a chick.

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[quote name='BlackSkullCortez' timestamp='1334697091' post='5917110']
[b]DL, not necessarily. I just see it as a waste of my time.
When I could rather try to figure out why trying to figure out how many space shuttles it would take to lift the titanic from the ocean is productive to others.[/b]

And DL, you know Fuse is going to re...fuse your claim. *shot*

EDIT: Ninja'd and called it.
[/quote]I see hope in your love life

And by that I mean I don't

I loled at the pun tho


[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334697021' post='5917109']
Name three different ways to seduce a chick.
[/quote]
Write her a poem/sing her a song (...if you're good at that)
Tell her how beautiful and amazing you think she is, with or without much incentive
Tell her you think about her night and day, and the moments you spend with her make any of the day's sorrows fade into nothing

or

Buy her a snickers bar, let it melt a bit, give it to her, and say "This snickers bar is like my heart. Melted...for you~"

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[quote name='BlackSkullCortez' timestamp='1334697731' post='5917126']
DL, I just find humanity's ridiculous traits depressing and funny.
Besides, I can't stick around in one place for too long before getting bored of everything.
Me living in so many places has shaped me this way. ;_;
[/quote]Same

Tho I suppose it's also partly due to the fact I'm whimsical as f*ck

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[quote name='BlackSkullCortez' timestamp='1334698009' post='5917134']
And I laugh at humanity's stupidity.
We both know who's going to be more memorable socially.

EDIT: Black, I flew on a plane before I could properly walk.
I'm, like, a TCK by definition.
[/quote]YOOOU- *shot*


And idk what TCK is

But

I flew on planes since I was 4 months old :>

My first time travelling alone, I was 6~

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[quote name='BlackSkullCortez' timestamp='1334698009' post='5917134']
And I laugh at humanity's stupidity.
We both know who's going to be more memorable socially.

EDIT: Black, I flew on a plane before I could properly walk.
I'm, like, a TCK by definition.
[/quote]
So did I

IDK what that is tho.

4 houses, a dorm, a condo, and other temporary residence since I was... 13.

At that, I moved around a lot when I was little and didn't have any friends until I was 4~ who was mom's friend's kid who lived like 20 minutes away and I rarely saw and then until school.

As for schools, 1 Preschool, 1 elementary, 1 middle, 1 high, and a private school where I had parts of the latter 3. On top of it, 2 churches and 3 scout troops (First was cub, which fed into a troop but I moved to another troop cause that one sucked).

I've constantly been shuffled around, even if in the same area, and I can count all the "memorable friends" I've made on 1 hand.

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