ＴＨＥ ＧＯＤ ＯＦ ＯＢＥＬＩＳＫ Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Dear Nintendo, So you have to use a viewer of some kind to see the monsters? Please. I patented that kind of technology when I was 10. If you're going to try and market something I came up with for a school project, then I'll be waiting for my royalty checks in the mail. Just send them to Kaiba Corp headquarters in Domino City. You know the details. Also, if you're going to use my tech, then you damn well better find a way to include Duel Monsters in all this. I demand nothing less than the same budget used by the U.S. military be put towards children's card games, and so should you. If you haven't got plans in motion yet, then have your people call my people. Or else. Finally, and this may seem like nit picking, but I still have all the e-Reader cards that you promised were going to be the future back when you released the GBA. So far, they've been sitting in my closet collecting dust and their value is not appreciating as much as I had hoped for. But if you can make this "3DS" of yours work with them, then maybe I'll throw in a "Get Out Of LawSuit Free" coupon that you can use if you're late with even one royalty check. Don't forget, I have the lawyers that work for 4Kids on speed dial. I look forward to receiving your response soon; preferably with lots of groveling and sucking up after stealing my tech. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to tell Mokuba to shut up. Sincerely, Seto Kaiba Kaiba Corp. P.S. I have money. If you don't answer back soon, then the rules won't be the only ones to get screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 So goddamn epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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