The Life of a Pirate Episode 2 [LOCK]

[Guest Kyng of Ice]

Skipper flew backwards as a fish hit him hard on the nose. He thought to himself 'You idiot. Take it too far.' He then acknowledged McGraw, who appeared drunk. 'Ok, better get ready.' He began boarding the ship, untill he noticed a golden fish flew out of te water into his hands. 'What the fish!' He held it's scaley and slimey body. It struggled to get out of his grasp. He spoke to it 'Aww, you wanna go home little fella?' He threw it back in the water. 'See you later!' He then continued boarding, and noticed something strange. It appeared McGraw was going loony, and he then saw a little greenish blush on his cheeks. 'Uh oh.' He rushed him over the side of the ship as McGraw spewed up his guts. He then saw Selina, and decided to sit by her. 'Hi, my name is Skipper, what's your's?'

 

As McGraw spewed up his guts he decided something 'I need a new crew, a more reliable one, to be in fact. Rather than these bloody loonys.' He then looked at his crew, and at the more unreliable members. He began writing letters out to them...

 

As Vryn pushed Cook from his station, he got furious. He was the brothe he got very irritable, especially when pushed from his own job. 'Excuse me madam, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!' He threw the flounder out of the skillet and readied a knife.

 

Skipper heard Cook roar, and then saw a fish fly out. 'Hey...thats?' He walked in and saw an enraged Cook against Vryn. 'What's going on here?' 'I'll tell ye! She's gettin' on me last nerve!' 'Cook, everyone gets on your last nerve.' 'I DON'T CARE! GET OU-' Suddenly, McGraw came down.'What's with all the fecking noise! Skipper, get out of 'ere, ain't none of yous concern!' Skipper left and sat back down next to Selina. 'As for you to maggots, I've had it up to here with your f*cking roaring Cook!' He then punched him straight on the nose. 'Now, you'd best feck off.' He then began to leave, as he slipped on the fish Vryn was cooking. 'F*CKING LAYABOUT!' He threw it as far as the eye could see. 'Good f*cking ridance.'

[Christian Exodia]

Selina stared at the sea, when Skipper came by. "Hey, my name is Selina. Selina Agave. Sorry. I'm not a loon, but i'm just telling Davey Jones, "Another day. You might catch us later, but for now, I have a life to live." " She stares at the sea, then at the Crew. "You know what? So what, the crew might be crazy. But it's what ties you guys together, and I am a part of the crew as well, so I must at least try to be like you guys. So what the Cook makes undesirable food, or you might be loons. Not literally, figuratively. But we're a family, and we must embark." Her speech was directed towards the crew.