CrabHelmet Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 I swear, you kids these days. I come looking to see what sets of printed cardboard you young'uns have come up with, and this is the sort of crap that I, Wilford Brimley, see everywhere. Monarchs? What is this? Back in my day, card game enthusiasts were patriotic. We wouldn't support things that resemble the government of Britain, no sir. We were good Americans, and we didn't use any of these damn kings of armageddon either. It's just like these damn real kings, except that they rule vast legions of card game enthusiasts instead of large hordes of British people who are too busy drinking cups of tea to finally admit that they're really a communist nation that has been working with the Russian communists ever since the fall of the German communists back in the war. These monsters that have magical extra powers are a load of crap, too. Back in my day, there was a grand total of three of them, two of which were some sort of giant moth thing that nobody used in the first place due to the fact that my generation was smart enough to realize that monsters were supposed to be a couple of numbers rather than an endless stream of text that tries to do what those green and purple cards already do, except worse. It's like the people who make these damn cards are trying to spread powers equally between these types of cards, which sound so close to communism to me that I'm surprised that the few remaining people with sense haven't burned the entire company down. The end result is that you kids these days have stopped playing good cards like that one dragon or that purple soldier thing because you're too damn lazy to support your monsters with other stuff, so you want to have everything combined in a single card. I'm going to teach you kids a lesson by bringing back these uncomplicated cards that you kids refuse to use because you're too obsessed with how pretty those crystal things look. Now you'll see that it doesn't matter what it says on your damn monster, you're still going to lose to my classic ones that are so much stronger. Kids these days can't even do simple math to see which number is higher, because they're too busy shoplifting. Monsters (21) 3 Black Luster Soldier3 Blue-Eyes White Dragon 2 Catapult Turtle 3 Mother Grizzly2 Phantom of Chaos2 A Cat of Ill Omen3 Manju of the Ten Thousand Hands3 Beastking of the Swamps Spells (14) 1 Ancient Rules3 Advanced Ritual Art3 Fusion Gate2 Terraforming1 Premature Burial1 Non-Spellcasting Area1 Heavy Storm1 Giant Trunade1 Burial from a Different Dimension Traps (5) 1 Mirror Force3 Chain Material1 Call of the Haunted Fusion Deck (12) 3 Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon3 F.G.D.3 Dragon Master Knight3 Chimeratech Fortress Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForteSP Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 The Internet, it is now officially yours for the taking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzin Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 ^_^You like to abuse the power of Chain Material+Fusion Gate+Direct Damage, poor of your monsters xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravitize Me Cap'n! Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Black Luster Soldier 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 I Lol'd hard. Where be the fusions and such? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted February 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Where be the fusions and such? *adds Fusion Deck to list* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Much better Sir Wilford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 right b4 i even look at this deck your rant had me laughing soo bloody hard you deserve to be made king of earth now looking at the deck once again a i will just fire i gigillion fusion monsters at you till you die deck nice ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Know what I feel is wrong with this deck? Only 3 dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted February 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Know what I feel is wrong with this deck? Only 3 dragons. Wrong. There are 12 dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Know what I feel is wrong with this deck? Only 3 dragons. Wrong. There are 12 dragons.Nope. Because the Fusion Deck is not the Deck xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted February 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Know what I feel is wrong with this deck? Only 3 dragons. Wrong. There are 12 dragons.Nope. Because the Fusion Deck is not the Deck xP It's close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 3 Advanced Ritual Art is the question i have for this deck... due to you only havign 3 Normal Monsters in... too much dead draw... :l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted February 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 3 Advanced Ritual Art is the question i have for this deck... due to you only havign 3 Normal Monsters in... too much dead draw... :l There is very little chance that I'll have removed all 3 BEWD from my deck AND added ARA to my hand before the duel ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logmon1 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 *Bows* I worship you, you have found a way to bring BEWD back, better then ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Idiot Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 use a compeditive deck like crystal beasts, six samuri, or zombies dragons suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted February 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 use a compeditive deck like crystal beasts I stopped reading there. Then I started reading again. dragons suck Good thing this isn't a Dragon deck. And Dragon beatdown is much more effective than Gem Beasts, especially with REDMD being released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Hats Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 ... I agree. I hardly see you telling him to change his entire deck to a completely different theme as useful advice. Now, King of the Swamp is cool. There are other fusion substitute monsters with higher ATKs however, namely 'Godess with the Third Eye'. I like the idea behind this deck and it is well constructed, it brings back a lot of the old school monsters and there seems to be something very satisfying about launching a blue eyes from a turtle cannon at your opponent, the bigger and fancier the monster the more humorous it is to shoot them at your opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted February 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 I used Beastking of the Swamp over the others because it's searchable by Mother Grizzly, in case my opponent is about to destroy me next turn and I have BLS and Fusion Gate but not Chain Material. It lets me make a last stand with DMK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaos Pudding Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Why didn't I see this thread sooner? ^5, salty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Supreme Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 use a compeditive deck like crystal beasts' date=' six samuri, or zombies dragons suck[/b'] ^Your name explains more than you think^ Great Work, no side deck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.Hats Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 I used Beastking of the Swamp over the others because it's searchable by Mother Grizzly, in case my opponent is about to destroy me next turn and I have BLS and Fusion Gate but not Chain Material. It lets me make a last stand with DMK.Oh so it does, I'm, surprised I missed that :P. Good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keji masters Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 use a compeditive deck like crystal beasts' date=' six samuri, or zombies dragons suck[/quote'] no way i use a dragon deck and i have not lost once with that deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keji masters Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 use a compeditive deck like crystal beasts' date=' six samuri, or zombies dragons suck[/quote'] no they do not i use a dragon deck and i have lost with that deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaos Pudding Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 use a compeditive deck like crystal beasts' date=' six samuri, or zombies dragons suck[/quote'] no way i use a dragon deck and i have not lost once with that deck Which means what exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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