Phantom Roxas Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) Kefka PalazzoFranchise: Final Fantasy VIPersonality Type: Sadistic dominating typeSpecies: HumanPowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Extraordinary magical powerOccupation: Seeking godhoodAge: 35Likes: Mayhem, destructionDislikes: HappinessNominated by: Zetsubou Black RatchetFranchise: Ratchet & ClankPersonality: Selfless and friendly, though cynicalSpecies: LombaxPowers/special abilities/weapons: A wrench and a multitude of various weaponryOccupation: Galactic heroAge: 22Likes: Clank, his friends, constructing ships, QwarkDislikes: Being called out of his attempts at retirement, QwarkNominated by: Phantom Roxas [spoiler=Spoiler]"Ratchet," Clank said in a worried tone, as his friend fixed up their ship on planet Fastoon, "My readings indicate a small spatial anomaly is taking form not too far from here. We must go investigate." "Relax, buddy," the Lombax responded, "We don't have to start worrying about every little shift in space you detect. We just stopped the destruction of time. You said yourself there's bound to be one here an-" "Uh... Ratchet. You had better come see this." Clank's tone was even more troubled than before. "What is... it..." Ratchet looked at his robotic companion, then at the sky, where a strange rift was forming. It was, at first, a single, azure line. Then it stretched across the entire sky, from one end to the other. Suddenly the other half of the sky directly above them was replaced with a sky that was a somewhat deeper blue. The line then dispersed, letting the two skies mix into one. "That's not natural, is it?" The two looked at each other for a moment, then hopped in Aphelion and took off. As they approached where the skies mixed, the two were shocked to see a completely different landscape. It didn't even look like it was part of the world. "What... is all this!?" Ratchet said, still in shock. "Ratchet, there's a tower down there. We may find some answers." Clank said, as the ship headed towards it. "Hmph! Thinks he can just waltz in and kill off whoever he pleases! Who does that Solasiro think he is?!" Kefka mumbled to himself. He was in his tower, pacing around. "AND whoever he kills doesn't STAY killed! I mean, destruction without death?! BORING!" Kefka continued like this, not noticing Ratchet and Clank approaching him from behind. "Hey, look. A clown." Ratchet said, somewhat amused. "Hmm?" Kefka turned to see the pair. "Hey, look." He said, mimicking Ratchet, "A cat and a toaster." "I don't thi-" Clank said, but was interrupted by his friend. "Relax, Clank. It's just a clown." Ratchet reassured, "Hey, clown. Tell us a joke." "Well, okay." Kefka said, faking being nice. "What do you call a cat and a toaster after meeting a clown?" "What?" "DEAD!" Laughing maniacally, Kefka chucked some fireballs at them. Author's Notes: Written by Åtman. Some of you may wonder why I skipped 1-B-6. Simply put, the blocks don't necessarily have to be at the same point in the tournament; I just had a preference for that. Edited June 13, 2011 by Phantom Roxas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Psycho Clown FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Expelsword Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Kefka is way too strong for Rachet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Gotta love bat s*** bonkers villains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRenji Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 I don't know who Kefka is, but Ratchet is one of my favorite VG characters. Ratchet has a huge arsenal of many different weapons, and not to mention the R.Y.N.O.! I could imagine the clown asking what R.Y.N.O stands for, and then Ratchet demonstrates exactly what it stands for. Lombax FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Don't know Kefka, really. Know Ratchet a bit from Ratchet and Clank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Glad to see Ratchet managed to survive the first round this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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