Phantom Roxas Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 (edited) [spoiler=Spoiler]Banjo and Kazooie relaxed outside their home in Spiral Mountain. Banjo was eating a pizza and Kazooie was playing videogames. Banjo yawned before taking another bite, and began to speak. "This is the life. Pizza, sunshine, and not a care in the world. Hm... we might have put on a couple of pounds." "So?" Kazooie replied, "It's not like we have to fight that old hag anymore." Occasionally, the duo would feel a small tremor. Kazooie blocked the sunlight from her eyes, and tried to see where that could be coming from, but to no avail. "Come on, Banjo. Let's go see if we can find whats causing this racket." Kazooie pecked at Banjo's head, finally getting Banjo to get up. "Fine. I think I can still carry you... just about anything for a quiet life.""Um, I don't think anyone could've possibly moved the whole castle. Even with magic," Ron said doubtfully. Harry, Ron, and Hermoine gazed in awe at Hogwarts's new location. First there was a huge tremor; everyone was told to stay inside. When everyone came out, Hogwarts wasn't bordered by a lake but instead surrounded by grasslands. "I've never of anyplace in the world with a spiral mountain," Hermoine said, gesturing to a mountain off in the distance. "Come on," Harry said, "let's go take a look." "No need." Ron said, pointing to a figure off in the distance approaching them. The trio walked towards the figure, not knowing what to expect, and definitely not expecting what they did find. They found a fat, tired out Banjo taking a break, with Kazooie trying to get out of the backpack. "A bear with a bird. We're definitely not on our planet." Ron said, jokingly, not knowing he was half-right. Panting, Banjo attempted speech. "Hey... is it you guys causing these tremors?" "No and... since when do bears talk?" Harry questioned. "Does your pet bird talk, too?" "Of course I do, four eyes! And I'm not anyone's pet!" Kazooie snapped. "Oh.. I'm sorry." "Yea, you're going to be!" With that, Kazooie flew out of the backpack and started pecking at Harry. "Hey! Get off!" Harry yelled, trying to knock the bird away from him, and reaching for his wand. Author's Notes: Written by Åtman. Edited July 12, 2011 by Phantom Roxas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Never was a Potter fan. So I'll go with the bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Kazooi for indirect reasons :33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Going with the one that Flies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Huh - Kazooie GMV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Going with the one that Flies. Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Kazooie has to fly around that fat bear, she deserves my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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