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[b][font="Georgia"][size="7"]DRINK UP, ME HEARTIES YO-HO![/size][/font][/b]

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[spoiler='RP introduction']
'Get back here McGraw!'

[font="Georgia"]Port Valor, indeed it was beautiful. The sun was as orange as the sand and the sea was crystal clear...[/font]

'You'll never get me, boys!'

[font="Georgia"]...in this town, there is a ballad...[/font]

'You owe me money! Get back here you spineless coward!'

[font="Georgia"]...an unwritten ballad of a pirate...a pirate by the name of McGraw. Frederick McGraw...[/font]

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Frederick McGraw ran for his life, as the barkeep, with the aid of some thugs ran after him and wanted his blood. "Bloody hell, these c*nts want my f*cking head!" 'Get lost! I ain't gonna stop running so just give up!' The barkeep then replied 'Men, draw your swords! Give me his bloody 'ead!' 'Sh*t!' Frederick ran even faster. As he was running, he noticed a steep hill. There were barrels inside a crate, so he drew a pistol, took aim and....'Yes! Take that, you bloody w*nkers!' The barrels knocked the men on the floor and trampled them. When McGraw was halfway down, the barkeep drew out a musket and aimed. Suddenly he heard a gunfire. He looked at his chest...right in the heart he had a bullet hole. 'Yes! Another victory for Captain McGraw!' He continued running down the alleys of the port town, noticing a group of ladies. He took im and shot one of their garters, which ricocheted of it and hit a bucket of water overhead, covering the ladies. '(wolf whistle) Looking lively, ladies!' He kept on running untill he reached the seaport. 'There she is...The Plunderer's bride!' He looked at his ship in marvel, as if it was the first time he had seen it. However it wasn't, so he wasn't that surprised. He boarded the ship and told the cook 'Taken care of! We wont be coming back here for a while!' 'May I ask why dat be, Cap'n?' 'Killed a barkeep, bruised some ruffians, soaked some ladies...' They heard an explosion nearby.'...and blew up an old mine, removing any evidence of theft of their precious gunpowder, coal and platinum!' McGraw picked up a pint of Rum. 'Cheers! Yar har!'
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(> To me: Character quotes and thoughts are no different, i just Say what she does <)

Scarlette had already stood nearby Fredrick while drinking her own bottle of whiskey she had stolen from the Tavern while it's Barkeep had been chasing off Fredrick, She said as she downed some whiskey "Hmm, Too Smokey to drink, but I could use it for something Else..." She walked a bit before sitting down, She seemed to think about what to turn the very very potent whiskey into, She took a whiff and found out why it tasted too smokey, She guessed that the Whiskey had about a 40-55% Kerosene content into it. Suddenly, It hit her like a rock, she took one of her swords and punctured a hole into the wood cork of the whiskey bottle, She then filled the whiskey bottle with crap from the head of the ship, the whiskey bottle started to smell really bad, but it could get worse, She quickly sealed the top with a Fuse line that she kept with her ammunition and put the top on the Whiskey bottle, stifling the now overbearing smell...
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Vryn leaned against one of the sides of the ship, looking out over the ocean. The blue sparkled in the light from the sun as he eyes just seemed to stare off into the distance. Her elbows rested on the wooden rail, causing her body to be hunched over a bit, and her chin rested in her palms as she blinked slowly. In the distance she heard the explosion, followed by Fredrick's voice about why they wouldn't be coming to port here again any time soon. It didn't really matter to her, she preferred the sea to any port they stopped in. The wind blew a bit, causing the smell of salt to waft up into Vryn's nostrils as a smile crossed her face. That to her was the best part of sea life, the smell, that along with the sight of the ocean just stretching for miles and miles.
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'Cook! Assemble the pirates now!' 'Right, Cap'n!' 'And make sure I am not without a drink. The finest we've stolen!' 'Of course, Cap'n, on the way!' Frederick climbed out of his Captain's Quarters and a grin appeared on his face. He had farted. 'That is a right...stink-k-k...JESUS!' He ran out into the fresh air and escaped the clutches of the horrid odours he had created. 'No more f*cking brussels for me!' He cruised along his ship, looking at all of his workers. He saw one near the edge of the ship, tieing his shoe lace. 'Hehehe' He pushed him right off board. 'YAR HAR HAR!' 'Cap'n, what was that for?' 'For not doing your job!' He then proceeded towards the wheel. The Cook threw a bottle of wine into McGarw's hands, which he opened with a knife he had stolen from a thief, who he killed. He looked at the knife, saying 'Never cross McGraw!' He then spoke to the crew aloud before any other Pirate of his crew made it onboard. 'Lads! It is time we set off, into the great blue yonder! In her bussom we shall find a treasure!' They could tell he was a bit drunk, he stuttered his words and was staggering a bit. Also, he would never talk as poetic as he is now unless he was drunk.
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Vryn shook her head as a smile crossed his lips. Her hand reached over and picked up the wooden hilt of her spear, spinning it a bit as she holstered it to her back. Her eyes looked to Fredrick as she giggled, noting how drunk he in fact was as he took the helm. Then again this was the life they chose, pillaging, plundering, and in the captain's case, drinking a rather god awful amount. Her smile faded as she began her duties on the ship so they could leave port, not wanting to end up like the rather soaked crew member who had been thrown off no more than a few seconds ago.
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'Finally, Vryn. Where the bloody hell is the rest of the bloody crew?' McGraw tripped overboard into the sea. The crew onboard laughed, and McGraw did too. 'Ahahahahahah!!! Alright, boys. Help me out. We all know I'll probably f*cking drown when I'm bloody drunk...BUURP!' 'Will do, Cap'n! Come on, lads! You too, Vryn! We could use the help lifting his dead weight! Don't worry, we'll take the rear, wouldn't want him gassing you up, First Mate!'

Meanwhile on the docks, Cook released a flock of pidgeons, each with a wee little note attached. These pidgeons, unlike the one's Cook often cooked, were trained to give out messages to the Pirates and them alone.
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A small giggle rumbled past her lips as she slowly, rather savoring the moment of her captain falling into the water, grabbed the rope and dropped a section down to him as he tred the water. "I swear you're hopeless some days McGraw." She said, rather straining as she and the others hoisted him up onto the deck, himself looking like a rather drown rat. She shook her head again as she found a used shirt on the deck and tossed it to him. "Might as well clean yourself up ya drunkard.." She chuckled a bit and coiled the rope up, placing it back and reset to her duty, occasionally glancing back to see the status of if their captain could walk on his own.
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Jacqueline returned from the town, carrying two sacks in her hands, one large and one small. The large one's metal contents clinked, while the small one jingled with gold coins. She had made measures to make sure that the houses she robbed were unoccupied and that the valuables and money she stole was not unreplaceable. Despite this, she had managed to bring in a good haul. Her bandana was soaked from light to dark blue with perspiration and her eyes were drooping slightly. Just as her steps started to sway and slow down, an explosion from a mine snapped her out of her daze, making her start running with renewed vigour. When she reached the ship, she heard the Captain babble something in his drunken stupor and decided not to listen to it. Instead, she retired to her quarters and sorted through all of stolen jewelry. As she took each item and appraised it before setting it aside, she noticed that one of the rings she had stolen had an engraving on the inside. It was a silver ring with a sapphire set on the outside, with an engraving in black that read: "My love, my life, my friend. Forever together." Jacqueline cursed under her breath as tears welled up in her eyes.
"[i]It's only to get out of this...It's necessary...[/i]" she thought to herself, trying not to think of what kind of pain she would have cause the couple as she put the ring along with the others.
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Ben McCoy slipped into the tavern slyly, preparing for the ultimate prank. Though he was seventeen, he had the mind and maturity of an eight-year-old. 'Hey, bartender,' he said, grinning. 'There's somethin' wrong outside... you should have a look at it... but it ain't free.' He walked outside with the bartender, and stepped behind the building. 'Where is it?' the bartender grunted angrily, clutching a wad of cash. 'I ain't got time for none o' yer jokes!' "That's it old man..." He thought to himself. "Move a little closer... to the trash can." As the bartender moved toward the trash can, he tripped over a string, and a large bag of trash toppled over on top of him. 'Err... you lousy little brat!' The bartender growled, trying to push the bag off. Ben leaned down, and pulled the wad of cash from the bartender's hands. He tipped the trash can over, making it fall on top of the elderly bartender. He walked back into the tavern, and shouted happily, 'Round o' rum, on me!'
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Scarlette Holstered her New Explosive when she saw Vryn hoist Fredrick out of the water, She was laughing, but it really didn't help her nagging boredom, She yelled at Fredrick "Oy Captain! When's the Next raid? I'm getting tired of waiting and doing nothing!" She laughed loudly in a drunken stupor, She never had drank a lot before, especially whiskey, so the Alcohol was getting to her already, She then said "Or maybe i should test this new explosive on some rich old B*tch's house!?"
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'Meh,' Ben said. 'I should probably be goin'...' He left the tavern, and went around the corner for a second to check on the bartender. He leaned down and felt his pulse. 'He's dead.' He said. 'Well, now there's no one to stop me from robbin' the sh*t out of this place.' He climbed up the side of the building, hanging onto loose bricks and wooden signposts, finally, he got to the second story, and he climbed in the window. 'Gonna snag all the valuables...' He whispered, grabbing everything from jewlery to money. After he was finished, he climbed out the window, jumped down, and ran toward the docks, disguising the stolen treasures as best as he could. When he reached the ship, he climbed on and went to the captain's quarters, and knocked. 'Cap'n,' He said. 'I gots somethin...' He went in, and dumped the treasures. 'How's that for a navigator's work? I robbed the sh*t outta the tavern. Did I do good?'
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'Aah, shut up you nag! Have a f*cking blast! We don't do much nowadays!' He bellowed at Scarlette 'Come 'ere gorgeous!' McGraw grabbed Vryn and snogged her on the lips. 'See, now wasn't that fun...' He fell on the floor. The Ships surgeon came up and said 'Give 'im this tonic. It'll do the trick.' Skipper, a the man who rallied the crew to rescue their captain said [size="3"]'I'll have the honours!'[/size] He took the tonic and poured it into Captain McGraw's mouth. '*spit* Bloody hell! What are you f*cking doing that for, you...stinky...err...man!' [size="3"]'Cap'n, Scarlette asked where we'll be heading out to, but you were tainted by the beast in your belly.'[/size] 'Ahh...is that so! Well, I apologize, my dear!' [size="3"]'Err...you also snogged Vryn too, Cap'n.'[/size] 'Well, can you blame me, Skipper! Look at her!' [size="3"]'And you ignored Ben, Captain.'[/size] 'Don't you ever shut up!' He then turned to his navigator 'Ben, you did good, kid. Give's a hug!' McGraw grabbedBen and hugged the air out of him. Then he ran up to the helm and yelled 'Avast, ye buggers! We'll be heading out, as soon as the rest of those Pirates get here. Bloody can't stand half of 'em. Anyways, where we'll be going is a place of majesty, the moonlight carefully and yet elegantly kissing the horizon's chhek, we shall sail into the beauty and seek the Leviathan's eye! And when people say where were you on the fourth of May this year, well my friends...we shall say we were fighting a god and steaing it's very eyes! We'll also say we had a bit of a party! Now, everyone aboard! We shall be leaving soon!' Skipper walked over to Vyrn and said 'It seems he's still a bit drunk...he wouldn't be so poetic otherwise.'
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Jacqueline decided to get something to eat and left her quarters, just in time to see the captain making out with Vryn. The sight of the forced sexual harrassment almost brought up memories in Jacqueline of her underworld days and looked away quickly, heading to the kitchen. The cook was not in the kitchen, so he helped herself to a thick slice of ham and two slices of bread. The ham was slightly rancid, but her hunger allowed her to ignore it as she wolfed down the sandwich in a few large bites. Feeling a little more energized, she wondered what the captain was planning next. She walked out to the deck, wiping a few stray crumbs off her face.

"...we shall sail into the beauty and seek the Leviathan's eye! And when people say where were you on the fourth of May this year, well my friends...we shall say we were fighting a god and steaing it's very eyes! We'll also say we had a bit of a party! Now, everyone aboard! We shall be leaving soon!" quoth the captain. Jacqueline was incredulous at the idea of hunting a mythical monster instead of finding more loot and decided to give the captain a piece of her mind.

"You can't be serious captain! We can't go chasing myths! We ought to be getting more loot! Chasing myths is something for children and fools!" Jacqueline protested, her face clearly showing incredulousness.
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Aras Newgate sat atop one of the smaller buildings of Port Valor looking at all the commosion and Fredrick being chased by Barkeeps. A light smile surfaced on his face as he stood up and said to himself.
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"Finally, we set sail again."[/color] Aras leaped off the small building and landed on one knee, he then began walking towards the docks with his hands in his pockets. His hair waved in the same motion the wind moved. He had just finished an intense workout and sought some relaxation, and what more relaxation could a pirate get then pilaging and searching for uncharted lands.

[color="#0000FF"]"If only he could see me now..."[/color] Aras thought to himself as he approached the Docks and the Galleon. He began walking up the ramp and upon reching the Galleon called out.

[color="#0000FF"]"Long time no see."[/color]
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Scarlette was disgusted by the bellowing and was tempted to slam the whiskey bottle filled with that very disgusting explosive upside Fredrick's head, that is until Fredrick fell to the floor, Eventually given a Tonic, after he spat out the tonic and apologized to her, She accepted Fredrick's apology and smiled, She was used to it and did not mind at all, After a while, She saw Jacqueline protesting to Fredrick and put her hand on her shoulder and Said "There There, You'll never know if it's actually true or not, but even then, you have your point"...
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'God...why do I have a bloody boat with so many f*cking moaners! Listen, value of an eye is 100.000 gold straight up! Imagine who much for an eye of a God! Besides, why the bloody hell would...wait at minute...me mouth's going dry. Cook!' Cokk threw up a bottle of rum. 'Gulp...gulp...gulp...gulp...ahh! BUURP! As I was saying....wait...what was I...oh yes! I heard that Leviathan has strucken down many a ships and plundered their treasures!' He walked over to the side of the helm, where he continued his rambling speech. 'The people of the island itself are all supposed to be wealthy in a certain way...and when I think wealth, I think cash! And when I think cash, I think...' A pidgeon pooped on his shoulder. '...excuse me, ladies.' He took out a pistol and shot the pidgeon. When it fell to the ground you could see the bullet hole straight in its head perfectly. 'As I was saying, whn I think of cash, I think of booze, women and more booze! Skipper! Clean up this god forsaken mass you w*nker!' 'Yes, Cap'n!' 'Tonight, we shall set sail to Leviathan's Island! Now, ladies, unless you have any other business, scoot of down and leave me with the wind. Oi! Aras! Get on board now!' McGraw then saw group of boys painting his ship. 'Bloody tossers!' He drew out his pistol...
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Joseph finally decided to wonder on up from his room on the ship. He'd been hearing some yelling and stuff from the deck. No doubt the captain either called for the whole crew to be on deck...or he was doing something odd like usual. Joseph shrugged and smirked at the last thought. The captain knew how to keep the crew entertained, that was for sure. Finally, he made it to deck, and was not very shocked at what he saw. Though if a navy corporal saw, he would have fainted. Crew membered running amok, the captain kissing people...and the smell of rum. Always the smell of rum on this ship. To bad Joseph wasn't a drinker. Otherwise, he would be drunk 24/7 with the amount of rum they got their hands on. "Oi! Captain!" Joseph called out with a smile on his face. "Did I miss anything?"
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'Ay, Maties!' Ben said, coming out onto the deck. 'Look at all the loot I got!' He spread out the treasures he stole from the tavern. 'Robbed the sh*t outta that place, I did. Ended up killing the owner, too.' He gave a sly smile. 'Old man deserved it... even though it was a harmless prank...' He pulled out his sword. 'I feel like stabbin' somethin, I do... So... might as well stab one of the floorboards.' He rammed the sword into a floorboard. 'Well, with that outta the way, what're we doin next?' He asked curiously, picking up his sword and putting it away.
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[color="#0000FF"]"God I hate you all." [/color]Aras stated in a joking but with a serious tone kind of way while putting his hand across his face, he made way onto the deck and leaned oon the ships wooden railing.[color="#0000FF"] "So where we be off to next?" [/color]Aras asked, he had heard rumours of a giant Leviathan from the town and assumed Mcgraw had plans that involved it. Seeing Mcgraw drunk wasn't to muc of a worry to Aras, he'd been used to seeing him drunk, it rather ammused him more then anything, that's not to say of course he didnt take his own part bin drinking,nhis only weakness when it comes to rum however, he falls asleep after a mere 1 drink, he was an official and the official lightweight.
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Jonathan was riding on a stolen black stallion, that he took after he escaped prison. He arrived into town with a smile on his face. "This is a town of low lifes, violence, sex, and drugs...just the thing for me." He remembers one of the people in prison said that the infamous pirate McGraw was looking for a new crew. Jonathan rides to the docks and find McGraws ship. He carries out his revolver and fires it into the air, shattering all silence getting everyones attention. Jonathan walks onto the ship with his head held high and walked with great pride. 'Let me introduce myself, but im pretty sure you all know who i am...Jonathan Matthews. Former King of the Road Side Bandits.' Jonathan then realized that the king's men are out of his head and have a large bounty on it. He hurries on to the ship to avoid contact from the local authorities. He grabs a batch of Furrus Weed Plant, rolls it into a cigarette and haves a nice smoke. he looks around and thinks "This is a Good group of People".
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Vryn wiped her leather sleeve along her lips, trying to get the taste of whiskey and whatever vile drink that leach had snogged her with. She spit to the side, a rather un-lady-like quality, but then again, female pirates were not known to be ladies. "I swear, if that mongrel wasn't captain Id tear out his innards and have a new pair of garders from them." She sneered and spit again, still trying to get the taste of the kiss from her lips. "Filthy wretch..." She said, in a rather harsh tone as she walked to the main sail and started climbing up to the crows nest, figuring McGraw would be more daft than he let on to actually try to snog her a second time, let alone climb this thing to do so. "Captain or not....One of these days." She continued her silent mumble as she reached the small wooden area way above the deck of the ship. She hunkered down and closed her eyes, listening to the sea and tried to calm herself from the rather unwanted sign of drunken affection.
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Ben yawned, tilting his head back slowly. 'Meh... some o' that rum's to strong for a seventeen-year-old... I should get some sleep.' He whispered to himself. He headed down under the deck, and found his little cot. He noticed some movement in the room. 'Who goes there!?' He grumbled, drawing his sword. 'I ain't afraid to stab ya... come out!' He picked up a lantern, and shown it in the direction of the movement. 'Oh,' he said, a relieved expression on his face. 'It's just you... have you seen the wildness goin' on on deck? Good times...' He curled up in his cot and called, 'Night... everyone...'

(ooc: the 'It's just you,' can apply to anyone.)
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'No need to stab me good sir. Or boy...' Jonathan thinks as he looks at the young man. 'What is a young man like you doing on a ship like this? Im quite surprise to see a younger person aboard. You remind me a lot of myself. You should be no more then 17 years of age, about the same time I left home and school.' Jonathan walks around the room and sits in his cot. He notices the boy isnt feeling to well and smells the scent of rum all over him. 'Dont worry rum is strong for a beginner, you'll get used to it.' Jonathan grabs some Furrus Weed from his pocket, rolls it into a cigarette and lights it. He then looks over to the boy and offer him one. 'My name is Jonathan Matthews, Former King of the Road Side Bandits. And you are?' As Jonathan takes a long drag on his cigarette.
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'Nice to meet you, Jonathan...' Ben said. 'Name's Ben McCoy... expert navigator... and feelin' a little... scuse me...' He ran up to the deck, and threw up over the railing. He ran back down the stairs. 'Sorry bout that... and the stabbing part... and no, no thank you...' He curls back up on his cot. 'Anyway... I'm going to sleep... it'll probably help me get rid of my stomachache... I think it was from when I robbed the tavern dry...' He yawned. 'Anyways...' He closed his eyes, and pulled a blanket over him. 'Good night... *yawn*' And he fell asleep.
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Suddenly, a young lass cartwheeled her way into the ship prior to it setting sail. She was wearing a gothic lolita-styled outfit. "I'm so restless, I need no sleep..." she smirked as she [i]literally[/i] stripped off the outfit. No, no. In fact, underneath it was her pirate-based outfit. "Ready for tomorrow already. Well, I'd definitely like this." with that, she took a bottle of whisky and drank it all up, without a sign of being drunk. "Hardy as a cockroach, 'cos I'm Rainbow Star..." she thought. "I'll obviously survive."
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