Abodeconfined [PG-16/Not Started/Accepting]

[fenrir]

Yes, this is a Homestuck RP, AGAIN. Except this time it'll be Humans instead of Trolls. Before you ask, yes, i copied the thread from before. Come at me. Anyways, generic Homestuck stuff, blah blah, let's see how far we can get with this.

If you're new to the fandom but still want to participate for whatever reason, this would probably be the worst way to learn Homestuck, but it can be a lot of fun.

So without further ado, stuff you should be aware of:

ALSO PS NEXEV IS A CO-HOST.

[spoiler=Rules]
I. BE CREATIVE, If I see a cookie-cutter Dave/Vriska Human, I will show you my stabs.
II. Do not Godmod, power playing is acceptable in certain situations, speaking of which...
III. All godmoders are to be referred to as 'huge b****es' and power players can be called 'Vriska fanboys'. Hehehehe.
IV. Have some knowledge of Homestuck! If you're new I can still accept you as long as you know the general premise.
V. No SBaHJ references or anything referencing a Homestuck kid/troll, exiles are fair ground however, as are certain references such as 'Beatdown' and 'You cannot do it'. Although I recommend using them rarely.
VI. No retarded powers until everyone is well into the game, seriously.
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[spoiler= Application]
The application for this RP is the Homestuck styled character introduction, with references to you interests. An example:

[center]> Enter Name.

Your name is [NAME].

[INTERESTS]

[INFO]

[INTERESTS]

[CHUMHANDLE/QUIRK][/center]
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[spoiler=Creative problems? Pffft.]
This is for those having trouble thinking of a character, and also a brief guideline into stuff I don't want to see in characters.

...

Nothing really should go here.
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[spoiler=My application]
[center] > Enter name.

Your name is CAIN BERNARD AUGUSTINUS, and you're sort of busy right now.

You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS, which include TABLE TOP GAMING, SUPER HEROES, and SEA DOGS OF A VICTORIAN VARIETY. You think Pirates are cool; most of your friends disagree though. That’s because they SUCK. You can be found on most self-respecting RPG sites, and you often run various monopolies on said RPG sites.

You aren’t particularly ACTIVE and spend most of your time shut in. You don’t have many friends beside your internet ones and the ones in your head. They're good though, especially the ones in your head. They tend to give you nasty migraines, but it's alright. You're okay with that. Did you mention you're also a bit of a GAMBLER? Your room is adorned with DICES, CARDS, and OBJECTS TO MEASURE LUCK. You're really lucky to be so good at gambling, you often say.

You also have an interest in OLDEN WEAPONRY, especially flintlock pistols and what not. Your dad has a collection of EXPENSIVE WEAPONRY THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE OF AN OLDER ERA. He doesn’t let you touch anything of it; nothing. You also like to cook sometimes, but you’re extremely picky about the ingredients.

Your father manages a rather old prison, which often gives him the image of a COLD, CRUEL MAN. He isn’t all that COLD or CRUEL, but you like to pretend he is. Mostly to spite him. Similar to you, your father is also, quite the gambler. Unlike you however, he has NOTORIOUSLY bad luck. It's not uncommon to watch him lose HEAPS OF GREEN PAPER to GENTLEMEN GANGSTERS. These are the best type of gangsters, you think.

Speaking of which, your house has a lot of posters of such figures. It's kind of weird.

You’re often CONSTANTLY BUSY with managing your various fictional monopolies and typically have no time for anything else. Tonight however, you will [s]dine[/s] play a game with some friends.

Your chumhandle is [color="#0000FF"]victorianGambler[/color] and you [color="#0000FF"]type like a boss, got that?[/color]
[spoiler=Misc Application]
Name: Cain Augustinus Bernard
Age: 15
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Location: An average sized manor in the countryside of France.
Appearance: Standing at 5'6, Cain is pretty average. He's thin, with little muscle. With short straight black hair and odd, almost piercing yellow eyes. To finish this look off, he wears modern designed glasses and a white dress shirt with black dress pants and shoes. He's used to dressing for occasions due to the amount of visitors he often has to deal with.
Sign: The six face of a six-sided die.
Guardian: A portly man in his 40s, he often wears cloths befitting a detective, leading Cain to humorously refer to him as Sherlock Holmes. He's good with a flail for some reason.
Weapon: musketKind
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[/center]
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[spoiler=Misc Application]
Name: (Self explanatory.)
Age: (13-15)
Ethnicity: (Also self explanatory.)
Location: (Go wild with this, I just don't want to see a Jade-esque super home of science. Okay well, maybe one. But PM me if you want to pull something like that. >__>)
Appearance: (General appearance.)
Sign: (Their key symbol of sorts.)
Guardian: (General appearance/any specific quirks or powers.)
Weapon: (Just describe your weapon of choice.)
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[Shadow Zero]

Here's the app. Before any of you start, no, none of this is supposed to be related to Dave Strider in any way shape or form. Anyone who suggests that gets a swift kick up the shithole before being told to shove it down their protein chute.



>Enter Name: Whiny little b*tch

TRY AGAIN SMARTASS! >-<

>Enter Name: Drake Sarcozi

Your name is Drake Sarcozi. You're a rather mellow dude who likes to take things at his own pace and refrain from hurrying most of the time.

You have several interests, the main one of which has to do with music. You're an aspiring rock artist, and while there are no lyrics to go with the songs that you have made, you feel that they are still rather good ones. However, you have only had time to write several small pieces that last anywhere from four to twenty seconds, and one full piece that is a combination of smaller pieces that lasts almost a full three minutes. You also like Trading Card Games, because they are a good way to waste time when you have nothing else to do. You play the Yugioh card game when times like that arise, although you have also been known to dabble in Magic the Gathering.

You listen to a variety of bands, such as Evanescence, Atreyu, Coheed and Cambria, Skillet, and many others. They are like your total inspiration or something. You hope to be half as successful as they are when you form your own band, and spend much of your free time listening to rock music when you are not trying to write your own or messing with whatever equipment is in your room.

You also like to play rock games and have all of the Guitar Hero, Rockband, and other similar games. You have all of the rock games. All of them. There is however, one game that your friends have convinced you to try out that is NOT a rock game, although you really aren't looking forward to it all that much. But you'll get back to that when you need to, it's not like it's going to happen anytime soon.

Your Chumhandle is [color="#000080"]rockinGuitarist[/color], [color="#000080"]and you like to reference songs that are appropriate for whatever conversation that you're having.[/color]


Name: Drake Sarcozi
Age: 15
Ethnicity: caucasian
Location: New York
Appearance: Five feet six inches with an athletic build and red hair along with blue eyes. He wears black pants, a black jacket with the sleeves ripped off, Air Nike's, a white shirt with a Guitar on it, and a pair of shades.
Sign: A Guitar
Guardian: Six feet six inches. Plays the role of his father and likes to jam on the guitar from time to time. He is quiet most of the time, but won't stop tapping on his I-Pad 2 when it comes to talking with someone about music. He has red hair as well, but green eyes instead. His build is athletic, although a little more muscular as well, and he wears white jeans, a white sleeveless jacket, a blue shirt, and a pair of Air Jordans, so kind of the opposite of Dave. whereas Dave is usually relaxed and moves at a leisurely pace for the most part, his guardian could easily be the fastest thing alive, which Dave finds weird since one of his favorite shows is Sonic X and he feels weird having someone with that level of speed in the house.
Weapon: GuitarKind

[Sploda]

>Enter Name

BIG ASSWA-

>

You don't have the time or patience for this tomfoolery

> Enter Name.

[center]Your name is AMINA WORTHWOOD.

You have a large number of interests including but not limited to GAMES WITH LARGE PIECES TO MOVE ABOUT, LARGE COMPENDIUMS OF KNOWLEDGE, and TECHNOLOGY. You tend to play chess often, winning a number of tournaments, much to your friends dismay. You also tend to use large words learned in books and speak about technology, which your buddies often respond to with a "Shut up" or thereabouts.

You do what you can to stay in shape, claiming that it keeps your mind sharp as well. You seldom leave your dwelling except for school and forced social gatherings. You also tend to be a bit random and easily distracted. You are certain to make sure your room is filthy and covered with DRAGONS, LARGE STATUES AND ELECTRONICS OF VARIOUS SIZES. Your room matches your head, totally random.

You tend gaze longingly at magazines with FICTIONAL PERSONS WEAPONRY inside. Your Cousin keeps a stash of FICTIONAL WEAPONS OF HIDDEN POWER that you never seem to be able to deduce the location of until after it has been moved. You also tend to organize things due to a slight OCD issue you have.

Your cousin owns a rather small fashion store on the corner, making her appear to be somewhat POMPOUS and FASHIONABLY AWARE. Sadly that is only because of her uniform, she has nothing on the truly FASHIONABLY AWARE people of the world. You won't entirely deny the POMPOUS statement because you tend to think that she is always out to get you. You wonder how she is related to you though when she has no skill with TECHNOLOGY at all. You often mess with her by unplugging the monitor or wiping her hard drive.

Oddly enough your house is covered in Fashion magazines.

Normally you'd be catching up with the NEW RULES of THAT ONE GAME you like to play, but your friends have invited you to play a new game with them. You obliged, after losing a bet that you wouldn't remember something.

Your Chumhandle is [color=yellow]Fictionaltechy [Ft][/color] and [color=yellow]YOU TEND TO BE RATHER LOUD AND TECHNICAL WITH YOUR BRIGHT COLORS[/color].[/center]

Name: Amina Worthwood
Age: 14
Ethnicity: Cajun
Location: 2nd Floor apartment of a 3-star hotel in the Bahamas
Appearance: Average Height with a lean muscular build and a loud voice. Tends to wear a pair of Blue Jeans, Navy Blue Hoodie with an Orange shirt underneath with a Top hat with a smiley face in the middle on it. Wears average Tennis Shoes as well as a pipe (fake of course) in his pocket for those moments requiring him to ponder something.
Sign: Top Hat with a Smiley face in the middle
Guardian: Lean and tall build, made for strutting the runway. Acts as a mother and older sibling and tends to want to bug people. Wearing a mismatch of Plaid shirt, Black Slacks and a tiara in Athletic shoes. She tends to show up out of nowhere and begin blabbering about style. She always has a golf club with her since she likes to go 'clubbing' from time to time.
Weapon: Dartkind

[Nexev]

>Enter name

Cheeky little bastard aren't ya? Trying to get friendly with a dame my age? Ought ta teach ya a thing or two. But you know what? You got gall, I respect that. Your river gets to run in your skin still. For now.

Your name is Mary Capiche, you tend to go by BLOODY MARY, JOKERS WILD, OR YOUR FUC[s][/s]KIN EXECUTIONER.

Besides THREATENING PEOPLE you have numerous hobbies, many introduced to you thanks to your Uncles's... LEGITIMATE ENTERPRISE. The CANDY LIQUOR trade and occasionally CLOCK CLEANING SERVICE is totally legit NO MATTER WHAT THE FUZZ SAYS.

You also enjoy THE SMOOTH TUNES OF JAZZ a taste that was introduced to you thanks to a FEW FRIENDS YOU MEET AFTER AN ACCIDENT. You even play drums. Said friends also taught you HOW TO BEAT THE s*** OUT OF PEOPLE IN SATISFYING WAYS. You even play drums with victims heads. It's done wonders for your family buisness.

Besides this you are interested in OLD CRIME DRAMAS as they resemble your life a bit. You also enjoy THRILLERS, MURALS, and... Romance novels. Tell anyone and you swear your FUC[u][/u]KING KILL THEM AND THEN KILL THEIR CORPSE.

As mentioned before you live with your UNCLE who is MOST DEFINITELY NOT A MOBSTER. His job is LOADS OF FUN and you've been helping out SINCE YOU WERE LITTLE. You live in a RATHER SEEDY CITY so you have PLENTY OF BUISNESS.

You've had trouble sleeping for awhile due to THE f***ing BUISNESS but then a STRAY... ROCK HIT YOUR FUCKIN SCALP DURING A 'DISAGREEMENT' and you woke up in the LAND OF FUC[s][/s]KIN PURPLE SH[i][/i]IT. There your ears were raped by SOME STUPID SQUIDS you FLIPPED THEM THE BIRD but when you told your uncle about it later he made you APOLOGIZE TO THEM. You eventually came to a understanding with them. They stop bothering you except with important stuff and you stopped THREATENING THEIR LIFE.


After that interesting scenario you've met your BEST FRIENDS THAT AREN'T ONLINE. These little DARK SKINNED DUDES who helped run the purple kingdom. The place kinda reminded you of home so YOU FITTED RIGHT IN. You especially like this very GRUMPY ARCHAGENT and his friends. You guys got off on NOT THE BEST OF STARTS but bonded over YOUR TASTE IN CLOTHING AND MUTUAL HATRED OF THE BI[i][/i]TCH IN CHARGE. They were the ones who introduced you to JAZZ. They are in short your BEST OF FRIENDS AND YOU WILL NEVER BETRAY THEM.

Your chumhandle is [color="#8B0000"]deadlyRhythm [dR][/color] and you [color="#8B0000"]fuc[u][/u]kin say what you mean dipshit[/color]


Name: Mary Capiche
Age: 15
Ethnicity: White as usual.
Location: Mary lives in her Uncles apartment complex. He owns the entire complex and uses it as a base of operations and to run a speakeasy at the bottom. The place attracts all sorts of criminals. Also is in the seediest part of the extremly seedy Emoam city. A city where it always rains, all the buildings are black, and gunfights burst out in the streets and the cops don't even care. It's pretty much gotham. There is even some guy in clown makeup trying to kill everyone for some miracle bullshit. Mary loves this place.
Appearance: With her appreciation of sensible clothing, Mary wears a black suit and a serviceable black fedora on her head. Her symbol is on the right side of her, like all suits. Her hair is black and grown long, it lets people underestimate her, which makes it easier for her. She technically is dressing up like a GUY mobster but no one is really willing to call her out for dressing in drag.
Sign: A flower. She finds the juxtapose amusing.
Guardian: Her uncle. A big crime boss who makes a living off of a sleuthy kind of diplomacy, brothels, and candy liquer, despite dealing in candy alcohol he has diabetes. He tries to be a good parent and is very close to his niece but given his job that is not exactly healthy. He loves murals and busts and set them up throughout the house. Fights with a tommygun that he hid in a violin case he carries with him. Or maybe it's just a violin, it keeps switching out. He's crazy strong and a very powerful crime leader, however he is a bit weird. Why else does he make forts to hide in?
He apparently gets along well with some Warden fellow, they play cards together.
Weapon: Macekind. After an exhausting debate between Mary and Jack over whether or not knives or blunt instruments were best for taking care of business they decided to compromise with a blunt object that stabs you as it busts your head open.

[fenrir]

Shadow: Finally accepted.

Enax: There are some similarities between your character and mine that are kind of boring. :/ I'd suggest looking over. Specifically the family member having ancient weapons, and being a strategist.

Nexev: Accepted.

[Sploda]

Well the ancient part isn't to say they are old as much as it is to say that they are supposedly power items in the games they are from. I can call them something else if you'd like though.

As to my character, what would you suggest changing because the only similarity I see is the portion where we both like board games.

[fenrir]

..Yeah I'd suggest removing the power weapons. Unless you receive them much later in the game or something.

The strategist part was in reference to the board games, yeah. Honestly though it would be nice if my character had a rival in that regard so I don't think that's too bad.

So yeah, just clarify with the weapons and we're good.

[Sploda]

[quote name='Rarity' timestamp='1305772912' post='5218206']
..Yeah I'd suggest removing the power weapons. Unless you receive them much later in the game or something.

The strategist part was in reference to the board games, yeah. Honestly though it would be nice if my character had a rival in that regard so I don't think that's too bad.

So yeah, just clarify with the weapons and we're good.
[/quote]

Honestly will probably never see the weapons...like ever.

But will do.

[fenrir]

Yeah it's fine. Accepted and all that.

[Shadow Zero]

So now we have four. We waiting for the last two before we start this off?

Also, changed the first name to Drake.

[fenrir]

We might get 8.

[Shadow Zero]

.......

I say that that is to many.

Personally, I think that we should do a session of either four or six, but not eight.

[Sploda]

Honestly, as long as the Narrators can handle it, I'm up for as many people as we can get.

[fenrir]

[quote name='Shadow Zero' timestamp='1305842305' post='5219345']
.......

I say that that is to many.

Personally, I think that we should do a session of either four or six, but not eight.
[/quote]

Remind me when you ever had a say in this, Mr. Iwantadrillspearthatcanshootlasersanddestroyameteor?

[Shadow Zero]

Never said that I wanted one that could destroy it, now did I?

[fenrir]

Actually you did, but that's beside the point. With HS, the more the merrier.

[Shadow Zero]

*shrugs* Just so long as this doesn't die like the last one did. I want to actually be able to do something other then just getting into the medium this time.

[Shadow Zero]

All right, so I have a bump and a question.
BUMP!!!
Okay, now for the question.

As we all know, the Dersites and Prospitians have paradoxifiers and such on the asteroid belt that comes just before Derse, which is the last planet before the beginning of the furthest ring. They use these for ectobiology and creating soldiers of war for their fight. My question is, would it be to far fetched to assume that they would make paradox clones of the however many people who enter the medium? If not, then would it be to far a stretch to say that they could also have equipment that accelerates the growth process of the paradox clones? If not, is this something that might possibly happen in this session?

[Sploda]

[quote name='Shadow Zero' timestamp='1305855464' post='5219811']
All right, so I have a bump and a question.
BUMP!!!
Okay, now for the question.

As we all know, the Dersites and Prospitians have paradoxifiers and such on the asteroid belt that comes just before Derse, which is the last planet before the beginning of the furthest ring. They use these for ectobiology and creating soldiers of war for their fight. My question is, would it be to far fetched to assume that they would make paradox clones of the however many people who enter the medium? If not, then would it be to far a stretch to say that they could also have equipment that accelerates the growth process of the paradox clones? If not, is this something that might possibly happen in this session?
[/quote]

If your asking if we will have an ectobiologist, the answer is probably.

If your asking if the Dersites and Prospitians are going to act as our ectobiologists, I doubt it.

If your asking if we will have Paradox Clones before we make them, unlikely.

If none of the above then idk.

[Nexev]

SHADOW WE ALREADY HAVE A BLUE, CHANGE TO PURPLE OR SOME s***.

[Proto]

[center]
Your name is LINK OROTHOS and you are rather SICK AND TIRED of name comparisons.

You've been kinda busy as of late, firstly there's this NEW GAME that's supposed to be coming out, and as the resident KNOWING YOUR s*** GUY you immeadiately googled it and found SKAIA.NET, the place was full of RATHER INSIGHTFUL PEOPLE though you wish that they would stop with the f***ing LEETSPEAK.

Your hobbies are mostly based around KNOWING YOUR GODDAMN s***, you regularly check WIKIPEDIA and such to check if there is any s*** you do not KNOW however unlikely that case is.

You particularly like the topic of SCIENCE and it's branches, mostly because of your powerful knowledge of MACHINERY and TECHNOLOGY.

You are also a AVID GAMER and play VIDEO GAMES [color="#FF0000"]THAT CAIN IS BETTER AT[/color] during your free time. You occasionally get UNBELIEVABLY STUPID THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD [color="#FF0000"]YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM[/color] you are quite sure that they are NOT YOURS but they seem to be rather fixated on THAT CAIN POSER who you happen to NOT LIKE VERY MUCH [color="#FF0000"]besides dat ass of his.BUT HE'S BETTER THAN YOU ANYWAYS[/color]. f*** YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Anyways where were you, oh yeah [color="#FF0000"]hot sweaty poser love [/color]SHUT THE f*** UP I SAID. Goddamn stupid voices in your head.

You are fairly sure you are NOT CRAZY [color="#FF0000"]EXCEPT FOR CAIN[/color], SHUT UP DAMN IT. Your guardian has expressed CONCERN FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH and avoids talking to you most of the time, not like you care, he was a hinderance in your quest of knowledge [color="#FF0000"]OF WHAT TURNS SEXY POSERS ON.[/color]

LAH LAH LAH LAH LAH LAH YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.

Anyways, you know a whole lotta stuff about this new game, leaked photos, gameplay you name it! Though it seems to be some sort of virtual reality, it seems that this game will change the way men think [color="#FF0000"]ABOUT OTHER MEN LIKE CAIN.[/color] ALRIGHT CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME THE REST OF THIS GODDAMN INTRO. [color="#FF0000"]NO.[/color]

Anyways your chumhandle is [color="#006400"]collected[/color][color="#FF0000"]PHOTOSOFCAIN[/color][color="#006400"]Learner[/color] and [color="#006400"]you tend to switch between being rather cool to,[/color] [color="#FF0000"]A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL [/color][color="#006400"]I HATE YOU[/color][color="#FF0000"] AS LONG IS I'M NOT CAIN[/color].

Name: Link Orothos
Age: 13
Ethnicity: Caucasian.
Location: A abandoned salt mine in Oklahoma, your guardian has been revising it to be hospitable for you to live in without being too mentally deranged, it has all of the features of a regular house, just underground to prevent others from disturbing you in your research.
Appearance: Five feet and four inches, is rather out of shape and not well norished due to his tendancy to put things aside for his quest for knowledge, his eyes and hair are brown and he wears the same old labcoat every day.
Sign: Sigma
Guardian: A old scientist, you'd swear he'd drop dead any minute now, he is rather insane himself, creating stuff like "moon goo" and "asbestos killers". He spends almost no time with you, most of his days he's just cooped up in his lab, freakin old coot. You wouldn't even know your own name if he didn't toss a birth certificate through the crevase of your door. You don't even know his damn name or what his relation to you is...
Weapon: Doesn't have a Strife Card, what sort of f***ing guardian would trust a insane kid with a Strife Specibus, though he's getting explosiveKind, for throwing, at you. [/center]

(Red Text played by Nex and Fen)

[Nexev]

ACCEPTED WELCOME COLLECTEDPHOTOSOFCAINLEARNER

[fenrir]

[quote name='Shadow Zero' timestamp='1305855464' post='5219811']
As we all know, the Dersites and Prospitians have paradoxifiers and such on the asteroid belt that comes just before Derse, which is the last planet before the beginning of the furthest ring. They use these for ectobiology and creating soldiers of war for their fight. My question is, would it be to far fetched to assume that they would make paradox clones of the however many people who enter the medium? If not, then would it be to far a stretch to say that they could also have equipment that accelerates the growth process of the paradox clones? If not, is this something that might possibly happen in this session?
[/quote]

Yes we will have an Ectobiologist no you cannot create a clone of yourself to fight with f*** off

Proto is obviously accepted.

[Sploda]

[quote name='Rarity' timestamp='1305856608' post='5219841']
Yes we will have an Ectobiologist no you cannot create a clone of yourself to fight with f*** off

Proto is obviously accepted.
[/quote]

While obviously none of my business, may I ask who will be the ectobiologist?.

@Zero
Obviously you'd be awesome if you typed in pink.

[Shadow Zero]

You are misunderstanding. I was suggesting that the Dersites might create clones of us and send them to fight us.