Squirrel Girl Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 You wake up in the middle of the night and find out that you are on a deserted island. There are nothing on that island except for sand and a coconut tree. But suddenly, a lamp came floating in the water. Off course you pics it up, but when you pick it up, a genie pops out and said: -Hello there, I am the genie of this lamp. I give you three wishes, but there are a few thing you cant wish for. You cant wish that you should be rescued by a vehicle or that I give you a vehicle so you can escape. You cant wish that the island were close to land either. Nor can you wish that you was rich. You cant wish that all your friends should be there with you, although, you can wish that 1 person you like could be there. You cant wish that you had a phone to call for help either. Neither can you wish for any food or trees or plants that gives you food. So my question for you is. What would you wish for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 More genies that don't follow those rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementuo Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 My sister. inb4incestcomment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 [quote name='Klavier Gavin' timestamp='1304982080' post='5199536'] More genies that don't follow those rules [/quote] This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ярополк Пономарёв Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 [list=1][*]Teleportation ability.[*]My girlfriend.[*]A house.[/list] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 1. Wish the rules were abolished without consequence or restriction as long as I was the one making the wish. 2. Wish for infinity wishes. 3. A rescue team to save me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 UNLIMITED WISHES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMRenji Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 1. The power to grant myself an unlimited number of unrestricted wishes. 2. Justin Bieber to be non-existent 3. The genie to gtfo my soon to be island paradise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 [quote name='Hinagiku Katsura' timestamp='1304983776' post='5199608'] 1. Wish the rules were abolished without consequence or restriction as long as I was the one making the wish. 2. Wish for infinity wishes. 3. A rescue team to save me. [/quote] Immediately afterwards, wish that no one else is allowed to make wishes that are granted with the sole exception of yourself, and furthermore wish that this rule cannot be abolished or "wished against" for all of eternity. Also wish for immortality without aging. I would love to be seventeen forever with infinite wishes and no possible chance of death anytime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 First wish 1. The ability of Teleportation. 2. 100 Million American Dollars to be transferred to my house. 3. Mind/Time Control for the hell of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 1. wish for god like knowledge and intellegence: This way I can know my exact location in the world and the time, distance and evergy it takes to... McGuyver up a boat or plane out of sand and bark while I utilize the coconut in such a way i can nourish myself for about 3 months and... build certain fishing equipment and science up a few water filters navigating using the night sky.... with my trusty clone that I have created from the assimilation on my skin which will soon perish the moment im felling hungry for man flesh.... and when I finnally reach land i will have all the knowledge and intellect in the world to become the most rich and successfull the person the world has ever known (not to mention i'd win any gambling) that.... would most likly lead to an abundance of women and slaves who will all do my bidding, which might cause contreversy in which.... with my superior intellect legalize paligamy and incest and deem it moral and just.... sciencing up the secret to anti-aging and drinking myvery own fountain of youth keeping me alive as long as i wish.... learning the secrets of self defence and totally pwning people with the dim-mak and making my self the strongest fighter to ever live... mastering time travel used for my self in order to achieve a perfection every time.... then continue to pursuit many careeres starting with professional star craft player in where no one can defeat my stratigies and deduction skills..... while im still grabbing all the ladies i plant my seed into the ones where i know the intellect will blossum making my generations equivalent to my godlyness....soon to be my successors we will achive a world united and find other lifes of the universe which we are seeking to destroy.... we master space travel and pwn the covinant which i found using an arsenal which i built..... as i allso manage to win the war between the auto-bots and the decepticons using my self-mcguyver-ed all-spark launcher then.... still grabbing all the ladies i manage to legalize weed and deem it as the the symbol on the united earth federation "kicking alien ass since sam existed." 2. what? what genie? i have 2 more wishes? uhhhh..... oh great genie i command you to kill all other genies in the world so they may not be found by people other than me. 3. now great genie that all other genies are dead, i command you to kill yourself so that i may be the only one who has experienced this great gift... your loss will be regretfull... but a nessesary sacrafice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 What Klavier said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Infinite more wishes. Infinite amount of money. Infinite amount of immunity to "Friday", whatever that means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Jesse Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 I'd wish the island was morphed into the world of Minecraft >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I'd wish for an axe. I can make a raft lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Some possibilities: 1) Ask for a girlfriend 2) A flare gun to attract bystanders (if there are any...) 3) Wish to merge the land mass into a road to the nearest area of land 4) The ability to fly (out of the island) 5) Reverse time to when I first went to sleep 6) Plain Immortality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 1) Wish for the island to become a popular tourist destination 2) A large amount of extremely hot babes who aren't stupid to run 3) Having exclusive rights to any form of pleasure from the hot babes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 1. Infinite wishes 2. Figure out a wish that'll get me off the island 3. Wish I had more charisma and charm, and less shyness Then with the other infinite wishes, I could do a lot more. Like... wish that [i]she[/i] was [i]mine[/i]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 1. the island to stand up and reveal itself as the head of a gigantic destructive, waterproof, laser proof, bullet proof, and evertyhing proof robot 2. control over the robot 3. the robot to be able to teleport me and itself to any destination I choose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg360 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 1) Immortality; 2) Power to control the world; 3) 3 more wishes; 4) For the rules to get effectless; 5) All my friends, family and my laptop to appear on the island; 6) The genie to disappear from the face of earth so that he can't grant anymore wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 I would wish for... 1. Immortality for me, my friends, and my family. (I would say for everyone to stop aging in my early twenties. 17 and 18 are good ages, but then there would be a few things we could never do). Note: this covers getting off the island because I can pull a Pirates of the Caribbean - type thing were I can just walk along the ocean floor (can't drown). 2. The equations for hyperspeed and time travel. Yeah, I'm that nerdy. 3. The power to be Sailor Mercury. Yeah, I'm that weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 First off, I'd wish that I was at my house. Then I'd wish that Mars was inhabitable. Then I'd finish off my wishing by wishing for a super sweet UFO with comprehensive maps of this universe and a couple others (instantaneous travel via a wormhole generator would have to be bundled in somewhere too) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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