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[color=blue]Next [i]SPECIAL[/i] Episode - Nov. 22, 2011[/color]


[spoiler=Notes (Please read before you read)]That's right, I'm back and with a mild-mannered vengeance!

[color=red][[u]Rated PG 13: Mild Language, Mild Humor, Mild Violence, and Mild Card Games.[/u]][/color]

*Note: The center alignment is screwed up here, but I think almost everthing else is fine, so if you could bear with me until its fixed.*

As the title [s]clearly[/s] [s]sort of[/s] barely implies, (most of) the episodes will be SHORT and this fan fic will sometimes NOT follow the Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's storyline exactly, so please do not turn rabid and attack my spleen as rabid anime fans do.

I will be posting a *NEW/REDUX* Episode on the date above. It may not be soon, but I will make it worth the wait, trust me. When this thread hits the second page I will start posting the episodes with each "New Episode Bump" as well as on this page.

[I]'Thought.'[/I] | [I]"Speakers, mystical being, etcetera."[/I] | [b]"RAEG."[/b] | "Normal."


Never fear, Weather Report-Stand (even tho' he left 'cause of [s]you guys[/s] stuff) is fully aware of this fan fic. I am not copying him. I am just taking his ideas without asking him and using them as my own./sarcasm

ANY critique at all would be most helpful, as an aspiring writer, I want to be better at what I write. SO I'm asking YOU GUYS for help, I would really apreciate it!

I am asking review writers also, but no reviews from them must mean that my work is already excellent until shown otherwise. I don't like to be cocky, but if they won't review, this what I assume.[/spoiler]


[spoiler=Episode List]
[spoiler=Prologue: McGoodpersons' Regular Day at the Office] In the center of New Domino City, the well kept streets were filled with fancy rich people and shiny cars. Everything in the city was huge, from the bikes to the Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, because largeness equals wealth... Or was it the other way around? And if that sounded wrong, then you're a pervert. Suddenly a reader walks up to me and socks me in the face. You trolls are not very nice. Anyway, one poor raggedy man popped his head out of a manhole and started to climb up and onto the sidewalk.

"Hurray! I'm finally in New Domino City!" the poor man cheered jumping around.
"I do declare, it is a Satellite person! We all distinctly hate people from the Satellite because...! Meh, LET'S GET'M!!!" a random wealthy person yelled out.

And thus an angry mob of rich people tackled the hobo to the ground and proceeded to beat him.


Meanwhile, somewhere almost completely different; Vil Lenny McGoodpersons, the sharp-dressed Director of Sector Security/not really mayor of New Domino City stood proudly inside the elegant top floor of his overly large and ambiguous skyscraper at the heart of New Domino City.

"This city is so great, it should be a model for humanity," Director McGoodpersons said proudly looking over the rich city, filled to the brim with snobby rich people, along with that one poor person that was twitching on the side of the road.
"How do you do sir?" Mina Luvsik, McGoodpersons' secretary asked as she strode into the massive room. "How do you do what? Are you implying I'm a villain?! Because I am not." Director McGoodpersons sat angrily behind his pointlessly large desk.
"Uh, no sir. Anyway, there is an officer who would like to talk to you about the troubles in Satellite..." Mina said pulling up a picture via hologram of a stupid-looking Security officer holding an ice cream cone. "He says there's one particular person who can threaten-"
"Oh, alright. What's the officer's name?" Director McGoodpersons asked while standing up from his giant chair.
"Watt." Mina said.
"I said, what is the officer's name." the Director repeated.
"Watt." Mina answered again.
"I need his name please!" Director McGoodpersons almost shouted, getting very annoyed.
"Joe Watt, sir." she said.
"HIS NAME!!!"
"Sir, his name is Joe Watt."
"Oh... So is he a patrol officer? I don't even know who he is."
"Not who sir, Watt."

Suddenly another person entered the room as well, wearing a fancy officer uniform, but had a weird and twirly mustashe.

"Who's this?" Director McGoodpersons asked.
"Yasser." Mina answered.
"I would like his name please." he sighed out.
"Yasser." Mina repeated looking over to the twirly mustashed officer.
"Look, it's very nice that you are polite, but what is name?"
"No sir, Yasser."
"Come again? Which is it?"
"No sir, Yasser."
"His name is [I]Yes sir[/I]?"
"You got it." Yasser the Security chief said with a smile.
"Got what?"
"No sir, he is the patrol officer."
[b]"WHY U NO MAKE SENSE!!"[/b] Director McGoodpersons slammed his desk with frustration! And partially broke it due to his biomechanical-robot super arm.

The phone started to ring from the rubble, and Mina walked to the half-broken desk and answered it politely.

"Hello?"
[I]"Hello, my name is Lin Hu, I am a famous duelist from China and I wold like to talk to Mr. McGoodpersons about the duel against DA KING next week..."[/I] the self-proclaimed famous Chinese duelist said from the other line in China.
"Sir," Mina spoke to Director McGoodpersons, "Hu's on the line."
"I don't know. Who's on the line?"
"Correct."
"What's correct?"
"No sir, he's the patrol officer."
"Wait. And the Security chief?"
"No sir, Yasser. Hu's on the line."
"What?"
"He's the patrol officer sir."
"You call this a bloody prologue?!"
"Heh, let's see those fic review writers try to pull one over on this!" a mysterious man in the shadows smirked to himself.
"[I]One[/I] already has." Director McGoodpersons said.
"Oh... well... uh... later!" the mysterious man said before jumping out the window.

[center][I]McGoodpersons' Regular Day at the Office[/I] - END[/center]
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[size="1"]Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Yu-Gi-Oh! ZeXal all belong to Kazuki Takahashi. This fan fic of course, belongs to me. Now get back to your school, job, and/or breakup before your teacher, boss, and/or girlfriend/boyfriend (or both) sends you to detention, fires you, and/or breaks up with YOU.[/size]
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[i]FINALLY SOMEONE REPLIESSSSS....[/i]

Um, anyway. Thank you! Thank you! I really worked hard on it.

And there is a LK reference, I just wanted to 'tip my hat' to the legend without ripping him off too much.

Again, thank you! Tell your family, tell your friends, tell your enemies!
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[quote name='Darkplant - PAIN' timestamp='1308478954' post='5294776']
This is way better than YGOTAS. I mean it.
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Whoa! I mean... WHOA?!?! I never thought my work was close or even as good as LK's... But thank you anyway! Thank you! *Bows*


[quote name='Devil's Advocate' timestamp='1308513931' post='5295707']
I agree with above ^^^

This is fantastic.
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Again, I never thought it THAT great. Thank you! Thank you! *Bows*


[quote name='Mrgoodbar122' timestamp='1308514808' post='5295759']
HAHAHA! JACK IS DA KING!! But seriously, if you can ride a donut backwards, well bossing around a dragon, you're something to be messed with.



[u][b][font="Arial Black"][size="7"]CARD GAMES ON MOTOR CYCLES!!!!! [/size][/font][/b][/u]
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TRUE DAT. HAIL DA KING!

But no, I don't use that quote... or ever will. XD



Thank you all for your comments! I really, really appreciate them and it feels good to know people actually read my work. Again thank you! ^^ *Moar bowing*
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I'm not a fan of opening with an intro of each character. A characters personality should shine through with what they say or do, not with a Word of God "he's a good guy".

Then again, plenty of stories have characters who have zero personality anyway so... *shrug*


Reading over the personalities, it's evident that the story is meant to be a comedy, and doesn't take itself particularly seriously. From Joe Watt, who is a part (not apart, as apart and a part mean two completely different things) of an organization who's acronym is... rather uncouth, to the villain/hero who likes villain/heroes and dislikes heroes/villains to DA KING to the last name "Luvsik".

It's good that you don't take it seriously but that section is largely unneeded.


I go into this story without having seen much of 5D's beyond the first 6 or 7 episodes.

All points of criticism are random thoughts I have as I'm reading (as opposed to random thoughts [u]after[/u] I've finished) so sometimes between paragraphs it jumps to something completely random, making it seem like I have some kind of undiagnosed schizophrenia or something.

Also take note, most of the questions are NOT things I honestly want answered (so don't bother quoting and legitimately responding to any of them) but rather things to think about.

So... let's begin?

Prologue:

The whole "pointing out the obvious a lot" is really, really stupid. I'd have been fine if they joined a lynching mob because the Sattellite dude smelled bad or if he was wearing the wrong colour trousers, but just, and to loudly exclaim that it was "for no apparent reason" just seemed off to me. Even a flimsy excuse would have been better then no excuse at all.

Not to say "lol, I know more about writing humour then you" or something, because writing humour is hard as hell to do. The best way I believe to do so isn't RANDOM FOR THE SAKE OF RANDOM, but a series of absurd rules with little reasoning behind every character. Even if they do something strange, at least it makes sense within their own context.


So... that being said, we cut to a bit of a long "who's on first, what's on second" routine. It made me smirk, but didn't particularly move the plot forward. That's okay though. IMO, there are two types of scenes in a comedy. Ones that are funny and ones that get the plot moving. If it's one or the other, it's okay. If it's both, it's excellent. If it's neither, it's terrible. So far, the story has a rating of "okay".

Chapter 1:

I don't understand the 'Ha! You thought I was gonna pull a 'Japanese-America' joke there, huh?' moment. Hell, I don't know why the first chapter beings with "meanwhile", since we were already in New Domino from the prologue. I suppose it could be a reference to the old super hero cartoons like the Justice League, where they preface every scene with a narrator saying "Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice!" or something like that but it's not really a running gag or a reference if it's still in the first chapter.


[quote]Spotlights covered the driver[/quote]

Spotlights covering the driver imply that they hide him, which is the opposite of what spotlights do. They draw attention to him. /nitpick


The whole "someone says something and then someone immediately does something to prove or disprove what has just been said seconds earlier" cliche is old and tired as hell, so the whole "please recycle" and then everyone immediately proving how much they hate recycling seconds afterwards is painfully unfunny.

I think one of the best examples of doing it right would be from an episode of That 70's show. Red mentions the table is slanted and his son Eric says they should just stick a sugar packet underneath one of the table legs to get it level. Red responses that's something only stupid lazy communists do (or something like that) and he goes into the garage to get his tools. A scene or so later and we join the Pinciotti family, who also deal with the same problem. The father of the family responds with a quick "Just put a bunch of sugar packets underneath the table leg."

One of the worst offenders was on the Simpsons. Something like... they were building a freeway and the noise was bugging the hell out of the Simpsons. Marge says something like "It's such a racket that the fruits in my jello are falling to the bottom!" cut to, literally, the fruits in her jello falling to the bottom. It's like saying the same joke twice, back to back.

If you had just waited a bit later it might have had a bit more humerous impact but as it's written it falls flat.


The whole "IT LOOKS LIKE A DONUT!" observation wasn't all that funny and you just kept driving it into the ground after that. It'd be like if a character in a fic got a shake weight and everyone kept saying "it looks like you're beating off a robot". Yeah, it's not an original observation to make since everyone said the same thing the first time they saw it, and repeating it and repeating it ad nauseum doesn't make it much more funnier.


Chapter 2:

The whole really really long run-on sentence that conveniently explains exactly what has happened and goes on to predict the future isn't all that hilarious. Especially considering your target audience already knows what happens.

The suspiciously specific denial is only funny if it's short. "No, I didn't stab a man to get this!" is much funnier then "I totally did not steal from a factory and got a yellow tattoo on my face that somehow reveals our location that will lead the Sector Securities to our hideout because of it." ... In my opinion.

Chapter 3:

Fourth wall breaking sequences are also not so funny, especially if the audience doesn't particularly agree with them. Stuff like "the audience smacks me! What jerks!" from a few chapters back falls flat if the audience wasn't actually thinking that. But maybe that's just me.


So after reading the whole thing, I still think the "intro to characters" section is boldly unnecessary. Their actions speak loudly enough that you don't need to be told who does what exactly.

The one problem is that most of these people are one-note joke characters, with Yusei being the only sane man left on Earth trying to deal with all these idiots, but I assume it's only 'cause all of them are minor characters and we haven't gotten to the main characters and villains yet.

Some sections were funnier then others, some were rather grating. Ehh... C-. But if we're grading on a YCM curve it's probably a B+ because all the other fics here are horrible.
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Wow. What a brutal review. By brutal I mean strait up and real. Thank you Pika-dono. I really appreciate it, especially since you reviewed the entire fic in whole. I'll take it as a C-, since I know I need to improve still and I know I'm not that great at comedy.

I'll really look into the suggestions and improvements you gave. I will be updating the episodes soon then, and will keep it in mind while writing episode 4. Thinking about it, I most likely will take out the character log, I simply added it to explain the more minor characters clearer. And as far as the prologue goes, I know it's really bad, but I couldn't really find a way to improve it. 'Til now. But thanks again! ^^


I'm just really happy I got a review, and from a moderator no less. I look forward to more work! XD
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JACK IS DA KING!! But seriously, for individuals who can ride a donut backwards, nicely bossing near to some dragon, you're a thing to acquire messed with.











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Alright, here's episode 5D's! YGO5DR's first episode special!

[spoiler=Episode 5D's: The Super Spectacular Grand Special Episode Show Show!]Meanwhile in the depths of the ruined Satellite that has nothing to do with the previous episode...

The sky was gray and gloomy on a suspicious Friday morning, as it almost always was for the ruined city, leaving the same impression on the very few people wandering about the desolate streets.

"Guh. I'm so gloomy... and surprisingly gray." a random poor person said in a nasally voice looking at the gray skin on his arms. "I need to cut back on the Twilight."

The person was standing in front of an old abandoned building near the center of the Satellite for no particular reason, and for that reason he was instantly hit by a shiny black and [i]veeeeeeeeeery[/i] long limo that pulled up in front of the old abandoned building. The important person in the limo was none other than good 'ol Director Vil Lenny McGoodpersons, and he was there for a purpose.

"Mark that eleven vampires in a row driver, let's look to beat those fools' high score from Vampire Hunter D." Director McGoodpersons said, then noticed something on the building next to the limo.

The rundown building had a large and recently added sign on it;

[color="red"][center][size="4"]The Old Abandoned Building of Which There is No Secret Meeting of Duel Gangs to Plot Against the Sector Security Officers.
Pay No Attention to This Sign.[/size][/center][/color]

"Hmmm, what a peculiar building... Driver, keep going, this simply CANNOT be the secret hideout we are looking for." Director McGoodpersons ordered with a dismissive wave of his gloved hand.
"Uh, but sir, it's clearly the place." the driver stated the obvious.
"Are you questioning my heroism?! If the sign says it's not the place, then it's not the place. Signs are always trustworthy, as am I."
"But sir, remember the time you saw that [i]'Turn Right for Ice Cream'[/i] sign from last month?" the driver remind Director McGoodpersons of the horrid memory.
"Yes, those hooligans tried to mug us and set the limo on fire, but there's no chance of THAT happening again." and so, the reeeeeeeeeeeeally long limo turned onto another street, plowing through buildings and other garbage in its way.

Only moments later, a giant white donut stopped in front of the same ambiguous building, and a man got off the donut, the one, the only; JACK ATLAS.

"Yusei~!" Jack called out in a sing-song voice with his hands on his hips.
"Jack." Yusei appeared and then jumped from the top of the building, landing perfectly and cool at the same time.

Then he slipped and fell on his face.

"Ow, didn't see that coming!"
"I hate you for reasons I will now explain!" Jack jabbed a finger at him ready to explain himself. "I hate you ever since you-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you stole my Duel Runner because of it. By the way can I have it back now?" Yusei asked.
"No!" Jack refused crossing his arms.
"How about my Stardust Dragon card?"
"No!"
"My iPod?"
"No! And you have a horrible taste in music!"
"You wanna duel?"
"No! I mean, yes. That's what I came here for."
"Alright, but can I have my Stardust Dragon back to duel? Y'know, so you don't overpower me."
"Okay." Jack stupidly tossed one of the MOST OP'd cards in the card game to Yusei.


[center][I]"LET'S DIPPITY DUEL!"[/I][/center]


[Yusei LP: 99999]
[Jack LP: 99999]

And with that, some [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLfTkkpZnhw]battle music started to play[/url] from nowhere.

"I Synchro Summon [b]Stardusty Dragon ASSAULT MODE[/b] (ATK: 5000)!" Yusei said as he summoned his most powerful monster.

The shining white robotic dragon with razor sharp teeth let loose a powerful roar as he was summoned next to Yusei.


[i]"ASSAULT MODE: ACTIVATED."[/i] the dragon electronically announced.
"Hey! You can't do that!" Jack protested.
"We're using rules from Episode 1." Yusei covered.
"Okay." Jack agreed. "But only DA KING can use those rules!! I Synchro Summon da [b]Red Dragon Archie ASSAULT MODE[/b] (ATK: 5001)!"
[i]"STOP CALLING ME ARCHIE DAMMIT."[/i] Archie roared.
"How can you Synchro Summon on my turn?"
"Because... I AM DA KING!"
"Whatever. Attack!!" Yusei ordered his robotronic Stardusty Dragon!

The two incredibly powerful dragons circled each other, sizing the other one up, then flew towards each other with a blood-curdling roar! A shockwave blasted through the area near them causing Jack and Yusei to fall backwards, along with anyone else stupid enough to stand to close.

"Huh, huh, huh. Purrty colors." a spectator said trying to poke the glowing aura, just as he was instantly vaporized by the shockwave.
[i][b]"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHIE!"[/b][/i] Stardust roared!!
[i][b]"STARDUUUUUUUUUUUUUST!"[/b][/i] Archie bellowed!!
[i][b]"JESSTIN BEAVEEEEEEEER!"[/b][/i] Jesstin growled!!
[i]"Patty-cake-patty-cake-baker's-"[/i] The dragons began their destined battle-to-the-death by clapping their hands!
[i]"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-TCH!!!"[/i] Archie blasted a giant hole through Stardusty Dragon!
"Archie cheated!" Yusei yelled with extreme FURY! "I'll avenge you Stardust! GO SONIC CHICK!!!!"
"OH MAI GAH!!! NOT SONIC CHICK!" Jack squirmed with fear!
"ACTIVATE COODIE CATCHER." Yusei said to his pretty pink bird, which in turn, blasted a HUGE quantautomus D.U.C.K.E.R. II lazar beam at DA KING!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOOOOO!" Jack cried as he was blown away by the tremendous blast.

'Cause holograms are just THAT adv- oh wait, already used that joke... um, JACK FELL OVER!

[Yusei LP: 99998]
[Jack LP: 0]

"This is the most ridiculous duel evah!" Jamey Simmons shouted adjusting his glasses.

He and the rest of the Bum Chum Crew protruded, walking from the bathroom from which they began hi-fiving one another as a result of their successful venture.

"Yeah! Jack was supposed to win! Because he's DA KING!" Jesstin Beaver agreed pumping his fist.
[s]"Didja know it was ThatPhantomGuy's birthday on September 14[size="1"]th[/size]?" Tuff McBuffins announced for no reason.
"Which phantom guy?"
"ThatPhantomGuy's."
"Where?"[/s]
"Dude. This duel was jank." MC DJ threw some gangster hand signs at them, which no one could tell if they were offensive or not.
"Dude. Criminals are jank!" Officer Tuffles Tringaling walked in throwing out some stupid hand signs then was beaten by a random group of gangster poor people.
"I do hope you are not implying that I am a villain Officer Tuffles." Director McGoodpersons said appearing from his massive limo that plowed through the building next door. "I told you this was the place driver."


Mina also walked out of the limo. Which was kinda weird since she wasn't really acknowledged that she was there before, but that's how anime works folks!

"Sir, your-" she soon spotted the charred Jack Atlas in a heap of rubble, then did what any fan girl would do when spotting their favorite character. GLOMP. [i]"JACK-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~"[/i]
"Hi." Luna and Leo said as they both strolled in with perfect synch with each other.
"I'm just here for the cake!" the mysterious man said walking in too. [size="1"][i]"I hope it's not a lieeeeeeee."[/i][/size]
"Hey, didja ever wonder why Jamey Simmons has blue hair and glasses..?" Ratchet Nickels asked nobody in particular.
"Because I CAN dig it yo!" Jamey answered.
"I reckon' it's 'cause he's one them homo... sapiens." Huntin' said riding into the gathering of characters on his D-HORSE. "Or, he's jeest in the mob."
[i]'Dammit, they're onto me.'[/i] Jamey cursed.
"WHERE'D ALL YOU PEOPLE COME FROM?!" Yusei asked the crowd of people now hanging out side of his first secret hideout.
"[b]HI. ME LIKE CARD GAME. ME NAME TIMMY.[/b]" a large, towering man with long black hair and an armored chest plate with torn-up cargo pants stepped on Jesstin Beaver as he walked towards Yusei.
"Ha ha ha! What a facetious name, it completely is the opposite of your character's demeanor!" scoffed a school boy wearing glasses, who's name was Dexter.
"[b]HOW ABOUT ME SHOVE MOTORCYCLE UP YOUR NOSE AND SEE HOW FACETIOUS IT DEMEANOR IS.[/b]" Timmy said to the boy, lifting a D-Wheel he pulled out from nowhere in his left hand.

Dexter did the smart thing, as he would being very smart, and shut up. Yusei was getting VERY annoyed with all these people around, just before he lost it and went on a HUGE troll-rant he saw a girl with dark red hair who seemed to be in her late teens.

"WAOH." he said staring at her.

She flipped her hair and walked slowly to an ambiguous bar placed in the middle of the broken road and ordered a drink. She turned slowly, but dramatically, Yusei's way.

"I'm Aki-za. But you can call me Aki." she said to him.
"I'm Yusei. You've got a nice rack." Yusei replied in a cool way.
[i][b]"YUSEI-!"[/b][/i] everybody yelled at him.
"What?! She's got a nice rack. Of hats." he pointed to the hat rack Aki-za had with her.
"Oh. That IS a nice rack." Jack Atlas agreed with Mina still hug/glomping him by the waist.
[size="1"]"I like her breasts too."[/size] Yusei muttered to himself with a smirk.
"Sorry, but that's -Sigh- Chick property." a handsome man with dark brown swoopy hair and a snazzy outfit with hot girls on each arm said.
"And who might you be?" Yusei asked the man.
"I'm Divine-Sayer, CEO and leader of the -Sigh- Chick Organization." Divine-Sayer said.
[i]'Dang, he has TWO first names and they both are cool...'[/i] Yusei cursed mentally.
"Yeah, I have two first names and they both are cool." Divine-Sayer smirked.
"Well Yusei means chick magnet in Japanese." Tuff McBuffins interrupted.
"..."
"Hyuck, hyuck! [i]-Sigh- Chick HQ[/i], what DUMB organization name! Hyuck, hyuck!" a man wearing a straw hat and overalls commented.
"You?! So... I finally found you... MR. NEIGHBOR D. NEIGHBOR!" Divine-Sayer jabbed a finger at the overall-wearing man.
"Hyuck, hyuck, hyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." Neighbor 'hyucked' menacingly.
"I'm gonna make you pay for THAT day with my unexplained psychic powers!"
"Sorry, but we can't fight yet... HYUCK!"

And with that, the neighbor-man disappeared in a cloud of smoke, leaving the crowd silent and Divine-Sayer staring intensely into the distance.

"That was... interesting." Yusei broke the silence.

Suddenly the sky grew darker than usual, and menacing clouds swarmed all around. A mist appeared throughout the streets, and thunder rumbled in the distance. Everyone was about to panic, due to mob mentality, but then all eyes gazed at a small figure in one of the deepest, darkest, evilest alleyways in the Satellite.

[I]"HEE HEE HEE~"[/I] a loud, familiar, obnoxious laugh echoed through the streets.

What happened next came all at once!

[i]"OH MAI GAH-!!!"
"OH NOES-!!!"
"WHAT THE DECK-?!"
"IT CAN'T BEH-!!!"
"I'M NOT A VILLAIN!"
"IMPOSSIBLE-!!!"
"'as anyone seen my mum?"
"WHAT IN TARNATION-?!"[/i]


"TEH CLOWN MAN." Jack Atlas finally finished everyone's statements, with a scared look about him.
"..."
"... No." Yusei said bluntly. "LAZAR."

The small clown-like man strode slowly towards the group, holding a plastic knife in his hands with a sinister sneer.

"Why so... [I]hee hee hee~[/I]?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!" Tuff McBuffins blubbered out, sinking into fetal position sucking his thumb. "I don't knooooow..."

Lazar shifted his glaze towards Yusei.

"You know, the both of us are... [i]alike[/i]..." Lazar smiled, taking a step closer towards him.
"No were not." Yusei said.
"We both hide ourselves behind... [i]masks[/i]..."
"No we don't."
"We both are afraid of our... [i]powers[/i]..."
"No we're not."
"We both like... [i]men[/i]..."
"No we... WHAT THE FRIG?!"
"Which is why I won't ever kill you. You're too much fun. [i]HEE HEE HEE~[/i]"
"Uh..."
[i]"HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEE~!"[/i] Lazar laughed once more before disappearing with the flash of perfectly timed lightening.
"What a STUPID laugh!" Leo snickered.

And before you could say 'Yusei's Bum Chum Crew' twice, Lazar appeared from behind him, clasped his hand over his mouth and dragged the poor kid who never knew what he did wrong into a dark alley.


[I]"IT'S TIME TO DUEL. HEE HEE HEE HEE~"[/I] Lazar said before disappearing in the shadows.
"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" and that was the last anybody heard from Leo again. For this episode.


Everyone stood around speechless, until Officer Tuffles broke the silence.

"Welp. I guess there's only one twin left."
"Yup. Cryin' shame I reckon', I always liked that little girl." Huntin' agreed.
"Hey! I'm the girl, Luna! The freaky clown guy took my brother, Leo!" Luna tried to correct them, but was ignored.
"Don' worry none, we'll get yer sister back soon!" Huntin' assured Luna.
"Looks like the writer has ran out of ideas to use here, so he'll abruptly end the

[center][i]The Super Spectacular Grand Special Episode Show Show![/i] - END[/center][/spoiler]

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