DATEA - Battle Against The Gods

[Merci]

[center]No. I have absolutely no idea how this came to be. This is completely random. I typed it off the back of my head, or whatever you want to call it. If ever I make Chapter 1, it will probably be. . . odd. I don't know. It would probably be changing from point of view to point of view randomly.


[spoiler=Prologue: The Final Threat]

A figure ran through the corridor. He ran quickly and swiftly, and no sound came from his footsteps. The cameras which were in corners of the roof above the figure didn’t seem to notice it. A man then suddenly appeared from a corner, but the figure quickly ran past him, and the man didn’t seem to notice him either. The figure, whoever or whatever it was, was quick, swift, and careful.

And then the figure saw a kitten, right in front of the door it was intending to enter. It was completely illogical, a kitten being there. In a place like this, the very headquarters of GAIA, a kitten was absolutely unexpected. Everything else was expected, but not a kitten. What on earth was a kitten doing there? Shoo! Shoo! Go away!

But it was too late. At the surprise of a kitten being there, the figure stopped running, and a huge metallic echo went throughout the entire corridor, since the figure was made of metal in the first place. The cameras focused onto him for about a few milliseconds, before the alarms were up, and hundreds of heavy footsteps could be heard at the other side of the corridor. The figure tried to stay calm however, and kicked the kitten away without mercy, before entering the room.

The room was like an office, with a desk and three chairs, along with something with a lot of metal drawers nearby. He opened the first one quickly, but there was nothing, so then he opened the second, still nothing. He kept opening them until he got to the bottom one, and by then he heard the footsteps much louder, and much more numerous. Ouch. The bottom one contained a single file, and he took it out, folded it a couple of times, before putting it in his pocket.

He darted towards the door, and opened it, and just a couple of meters away were a LOT of soldiers. Armed. Armed with guns that shoot flaming mini-knives which explode on contact, and fire at a hundred shots per second, and go at hypersonic speeds, because one never knows when he or she would come face to face with some metallic immortal who [b]just won’t stay dead.[/b] Like him. And apparently, the soldiers did not expect him to open the door, and for half a second they stopped. That was enough time for him to take out his UD13, which looked like an ordinary pistol, and kill them all within the next half-second.

To make it short, the UD13 is a pistol with ten thousand bullets stuffed into it, and it fires a hundred bullets every ten milliseconds, meaning a thousand bullets per second, meaning it can only fire for ten continuous seconds before it runs out. It’s made of [i]Hyperphlebotinum[/i], so the mass bullets wouldn’t break it. Indeed, because of that, the mass bullets should crush each other into bits, but they are inserted inside very expertly, and the bullets have two different types so as to fit in with each other leaving absolutely no gap, taking full advantage of possibilities to such a point, that it can be called perfect. But it probably isn’t, since it’s mass-produced, and the machines are [i]bound[/i] to make a mistake. That wasn’t very short.

He began to run again, swiftly, quickly, and without a sound, and within a few more seconds he disappeared from the cameras again. Unfortunately, they already knew he was still there, and the exits were sealed off and guarded. GAIA wasn’t taking any chances. At all. I wish they would take a chance for once, for a change. I’m the writer, so surely I should be able to change that. I could say ‘But luckily, for once, GAIA took a chance, and didn’t seal off the exits, and didn’t guard them, and didn’t place red lasers which would cut apart anyone who exited the building through the sealed off exits, which they probably blasted apart’, but that would be unfair to GAIA. I mean, they’re the good guys! They’re the ones who don’t mass-produce ultimate weapons of destruction which destroy everything in their path, and only for a cheap price compared to their power. They’re the ones who want to cut off the mass weapons of agony and despair. They’re the ones who are trying to save the ultimate population of the weak. They’re the ones who-

“You can stop that now.” He said.

I then noticed that I was so focused on trying to convince YOU that GAIA were the good guys, that I forgot to chronicle the journey of Alpha, uh, did I say his name? Great, I’ve spoiled everything, wait a second. I’m the writer here, and I don’t write fourth-wall breaking lines! This makes no sense. I’m supposed to be some kind of god watching over the multiverse, and making up random things that make sense instantaneously without stopping for a second. In fact, I’ve been writing this story continuously without stopping for a few minutes now. Anyway, since I already spoiled the figure’s name, Alpha, I may as well refer to him as it.

Alpha was now standing in front of a kid, who was punching randomly in front of him with his eyes closed. None of the punches reached Alpha, and even if they did, it would hurt, since Alpha was an android, and the kid wasn’t. I have absolutely no idea since this kid is yet, and I also have no idea how Alpha managed to escape the base and all those soldiers, and- oh. That makes sense.

Around Alpha was a lot of burned rubble, some of which was still on fire, which used to be the main headquarters of GAIA. The kid standing in front of him was the only survivor, the leader of GAIA. The kid looked about only ten, but you know what? I take that ‘the kid wasn’t an android’ part back. He [i]was[/i] an android as well, and he was as old as Alpha, meaning younger than the stars, but older than your great-grandfather, who should be dead. Since he was an android, he was the only one who survived the great fire, or explosion, or whatever it was that tore apart GAIA.

“I guess we meet again, Qoppa.” Alpha said to his rival. “Good to meet you.”

“I will [i]annihiliate[/i] you!”

“Thought you might say that.”

Qoppa’s father, Koppa, had turned him into an android while he was only a child, meaning he would act like a child for the rest of his life, even though he was older than your great-grandfather, whoever that guy is. Qoppa was the second most powerful person in the entire multiverse, second only to Alpha. Many people said that, but though Qoppa could do almost everything Alpha could do, Qoppa had fears. Alpha, on the other hand, though he can feel emotions like any other ordinary person, was not afraid of anything. Put him in front of a roaring dragon, which was a duodecillion times bigger than the planet which was the living fusion of all that was evil in all existences and all realities and was as realistic as real life and was the dark ancestor of the Lord God and had already destroyed everything else in existence and grows at a rate of a million light-years per millisecond and breathes fire at temperatures beyond the absolute hot and destroys particles and can travel through time and destroy it too and thus destroyed absolutely all time and space and had already incinerated or crushed or consumed him a number close to infinity times and he had felt the pain that many times but since the afterlife was already destroyed he came back into existence again a number close to infinity times, and yes, he wouldn’t be afraid.

Why, you ask? Because he surgically removed the fear part of his brain from his head, so he could become perfect. He also removed the madness part of his brain, so he wouldn’t go insane of living for millions of years, although he still seems insane. But basically, he was perfect. If Alpha’s body was destroyed, he has over a million spare android bodies placed all around the multiverse so if ever his body was to be destroyed, boom, he could move to another body. He even had a girlfriend, meaning he wasn’t lacking in the love department either. He was perfect. As perfect as any entity could be.

Anyway, before we get there, Alpha had easily captured Qoppa, and with the file he stole from the GAIA headquarters he kept him in a contained prison. The file he had obtained was actually a weapon that was meant to be used against him, but it could also be used on Qoppa. It was the design of a machine that could cut out all signals, every kind, so if Qoppa was destroyed, he wouldn’t be able to run away to another body. Qoppa’s downfall was that his fear prevented him from removing the fear part of his brain surgically, because he thought that if he did, [i]that[/i] would be his downfall. Alpha planned to keep him confined until he was completely pledged to him, although Alpha suspected he would probably find a way to escape before then. GAIA was disbanded, and the last known threat of DATEA was gone.

“Now, nothing will stop me!" Alpha declared randomly one day, bored. "Nothing can stand in my way. Nothing, absolutely nothing. Nothing. I'll repeat that once again: Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. My final opponent's gone! The only one who could match my strength is gone! Now nothing can stand in my way! If anyone can stand in my way, I dare them! By saying nothing many times, I will tempt fate! Nothing can stand in my way!"

Alpha was truly the most powerful entity ever, and nothing, not even the most powerful god, could stop him. If they tried to kill him before he became powerful, before time, he had timelocks that would lock the past from the present. He even had devices that could detect [b]them.[/b] So, gods, every god from every world, every dimension, minor gods, major gods, ancient gods, newly-born gods, gods from the future. . . they all formed together for one purpose:
[i]To end the existence of the most perfect entity ever, [b]Alpha.[/b][/i]
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