Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 First, if you were in my Survivor Contest and submitted your Round 1 cards, pm me for a refund, since that contest basically died on me. All YCM rules apply as usual, and no taking somebody else's card and using it as your own. Written and non-Written cards are all accepted. I'm bored and need a good laugh, so I feel like hosting a Joke Card contest to see what we get. There is no entry fee, and the prize will be points equal to the number of entries x50. In order to enter, post your card on the topic. I will accept all entries, but you need to realize that posting a card that's an obvious me (ex putting nothing but "OVER 9000!" on the card) will probably not recieve much of my attention. If all the cards posted here are like this, I will declare the contest a flop and there will be no winner. I plan to finish after 72 hours (3 days for those who can't do math), but if you ask for an extension, I may give you one. I'm not going to promis anything though, so don't get pissed off if I say no. Cards can be changed as many times as desired until I announce the end of the contest. [spoiler=Entries so far] Aesirson .Kowalski tomtekorv Fallen Pizza dark345678 MartMaemees Dwarven King Psychic Almighty J-Max Mr. Striker TJP12409 n8thegr8 Admiral_Stalfos [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 I'll enter. Elemental Hero Obvious Warrior/Effect/LIGHT/4 Stars This card can be Normal Summoned or Set. This card can be Special Summoned. This card can attack during your Battle Phase. If this card attacks your opponent directly and reduces their Life Points to 0, you win the Duel ATK/1800 DEF/1200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Nu-13 Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Logic, guys! Field Spell As long as this card is face-up on the field, ignore any rulings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted April 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Both are accepted, that puts the prize to 100 Points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Stardust Stopper LIGHT - Level 1 Warrior - Effect Your opponent cannot Special Summon "Stardust Dragon", "Stardust Dragon/Assault Mode", "Shooting Star Dragon", "Majestic Star Dragon", "Malefic Star Dragon", "Debris Dragon", "Stardust Phantom", "Stardust Xiaolong", "Majestic Dragon", "Shooting Quasar Dragon", or activate "Clustering Wishes", "Shooting Star", "Stardust Flash", "Stardust Mirage" or "Starlight Road". 100 - 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted April 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Added. Prize @ 150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yogg-Saron Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Cow In Space MILK Bovine Level 8 Normal Monster Card Lore: When Earth points its dishes to the sky, a cow barely avoids the waves emitted. Go to your local dish producer and destroy them so we can see that cow jump over the moon at night and shoots a laser that is attached to a shark that is attached to a whale that is attached to nuclear fireworks that go off in the sky that have nuclear powered nano-bots that come down to Earth every night and infect your brains with radiation making you dumb so you can not have your pie in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Fallen Pizza is accepted and bumps the prize to 200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMaemees Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Cheater Spell Card Continious When this card is in play you can take any card you want from opponents deck at any time you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark345678 Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 I guess i'll join _______________________________________________________ Scaredy Cat Divine-Beast Earth-Lvl 4 Monster-Affect Lore: When this card is summoned, remove it from play. ATK:0 DEF:0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Both added, prize to 300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Ok, I'm in! BOO! Warrior/Effect/Dark/4 Stars When this card is Flip Summoned, your opponent gets scared and skips his/her next turn. ATT/0 DEF/0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Dwarven King is added. Prize to 350 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndlessOcean Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 3000 Normal Spell card. If this card was activated by the effect of "300", kick your opponent into a never-ending pit. If not, kick your opponent into an ending pit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [center][b]I know this card is from 3 Yeard ago but it's still one of my favorite Joke Cards lol. [img]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5258/20250p.jpg[/img] When this card is activated you must start talking like everyone's annoying misfit, Jaden Yuki. By saying a certain catchphrase during each of your Standby Phases you can activate 1 of the following effects. -"Get your Game on!": Special Summon any 3 monsters you wish to your Monster Card Zone. -"I'll throw down a face-down!": Pick up to 3 Traps from your deck and place them face-down in your Spell & Trap zone. -"Here goes something!": Draw 5 cards from your Deck. -"And that's game!": Walk up to your opponent, punch them in the face & steal their best cards for yourself. [/b][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [img]http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/7650/128884.jpg[/img] When this card is activated, increase the national debt, crash Wall Street, send troops to Iraq for nothing, and ruin the economy. When this card's effect is resolved, blame Bush for all of it. My card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJP12409 Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Minecraft Creeper (Part of the Minecraft archetype!) Lv 4 [ATK 1700/DEF 500] Attribute: FIRE Type: Pyro Tribute this card to activate the following effect: Hug your opponent from behind, hiss at them, and burn their cards. The duel ends in a draw. [img]http://jusola.se/minecraft/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/minecraft_icon_by_dharmainitiative2010-d33ca5p-184x184.png[/img] Thats a nice [u]EVERYTHING[/u] you've got there. It would be a SHAME if something happened to it... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8thegr8 Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 here is my card [img]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7222/212550.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Sorry I'm late. All 5 are added, prize is at 600. Judging begins at midnight tonight by Central US time. (If you don't know what that is, I'm posting this @ 8:00) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yogg-Saron Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Have they been judged yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Apologies if this is a late entry, but here's my card. [img]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/5972/219713f.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 ^ rofl xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJP12409 Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 not creepy at all >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 I must point out that the name doesn't quite go with the effect. If it does, please explain how. I'm just not seeing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 I assume you haven't seen the Naruto Abridged movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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