[Finished]2nd Aperture Science Enrichment Center Activity

[Spoon]

[font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Hello, Cave Johnson here.

We at Aperture Science do science at a massive scale. Our inventions change the world, our employees are always ready for testing, so they can bring you the latest technology as fast as humanly (and inhumanly as well, if you count the robots) possible. We test to make your life worth living. Even at the brink of humanities extinction, we never stop testing.

If you're willing to change the world, if you're willing to take a step in the direction of science and help it, and thus humanity as a whole (even if we're not going to be around for much longer) evolve, please fill in the form below and send it right back to us. Our qualfied robots will scan and evaluate your application, and once we have decided to take [b]you[/b], you'll be put into cryogenic sleep right at your doorstep and transported to our facility. No questions asked, and easy 60 (yes you heard right, 60!) or more (Yes, [b]more[/b]!) [s]bucks[/s] Points earned.

Are you willing to take the challenge? Are you willing to help science and humanity in the best way possible? Sign up now, we're waiting just for [b]you[/b].[/font]

[center][spoiler=Application Form]Name:
Do you love science as much as we do?
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort?
Are you a robot?[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Test Subjects (5/19)][s]1. NeosWiseman[/s]
[s]2. Hiyama Kiyoteru[/s]
3. Klavier Gavin
[s]4. Fallen Pizza[/s]
[s]5. ZombiePigman[/s]
[s]6. Mr. Striker[/s]
[s]7. TJP12409[/s]
[s]8. Bahamut ZERO[/s]
[s]9. CREagle34[/s]
10. Anbu-of-Sand
[s]11. Asert333[/s]
12. Cursed Reaction
[s]13. n8thegr8[/s]
14. Daft Punk
[s]15. Admiral_Stalfos19[/s]
[s]16. Kazerima[/s]
17. Ekikin
[s]18. dark345678[/s]
[s]19. Dwarfen King[/s][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Rules]All Aperture Science Enrichment Center (short: YCM) rules apply.
The staff of Aperture Science will be the only judge (read: Me).
Flaming, spamming and similar events will be severly punished (most likely by kicking you out of the testing process, no refunds).
[s]For now, the number of test subjects is unlimited.[/s] Maximum number of contestants is 20. You can sign up until the 30th of April, 11:59:59 PM (European Standard Time).
Answer the question „Are you a robot?“ in the above application form with „No“ and the other two questions with „Yes“ to clearly show that you read the rules.
We have not yet decided on the number of rounds, this will be done once we can predict the number of participants. Most likely it will be 3 to 5.
[b]No Entry Fee![/b][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Prizes]1st Place: 1000 Points + 3 Reps
2nd Place: 500 Points + 2 Reps
3rd Place: 250 Points + 1 Rep
Everybody: [s]Cake![/s] Forget about that, this one is gone over the expiration date decades ago.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Tests]
Test #1: [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/247065-2nd-aperture-science-enrichment-center-activity/page__view__findpost__p__5179930"]Here![/url]
Results #1: [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/247065-2nd-aperture-science-enrichment-center-activity/page__view__findpost__p__5194230"]Here![/url]
Test #2: [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/247065-2nd-aperture-science-enrichment-center-activity/page__view__findpost__p__5198533"]Here![/url]
Results #2/Test #3: [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/247065-2nd-aperture-science-enrichment-center-activity/page__view__findpost__p__5213375"]Here![/url]
Results #3: [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/247065-2nd-aperture-science-enrichment-center-activity/page__view__findpost__p__5229511"]Here![/url]
Task #4: [url="http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/247065-2nd-aperture-science-enrichment-center-activity/page__view__findpost__p__5233213"]Here![/url][/spoiler][/center]

[font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Did I miss anything? Questions can be send to our mail adress (via PM) or asked directly here.
Cave Johnson, we're done here. Oh, and don't forget to bring your orange jump suit should you be accepted.[/font]

Edit: Somebody tell me I forgot the prizes

[NeosWiseman]

Hey, pal, how's it going! I saw this thread and I told myself Oh, what the hack, it might be fun!
[spoiler=Application form]Name: Neos Wiseman (real name: Dragomir)
Do you love science as much as we do? - Yes (and I'm not saying this just because of the rules)
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? - Yes
Are you a robot? - No (It would be cool if I was though )[/spoiler]
I'm looking forward to this! See ya!

[Yang Xiao-Long]

[spoiler='Application Form']
Name: Hiyama Kiyoteru
Do you love science as much as we do? ,,Yes''
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? ,,Yes''
Are you a robot? ,,No''
[/spoiler]

Can't wait!

[Spoon]

[font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Thanks for joining us in this exciting adventure we just call by the trivial name "science". May I remind you that there are 60(!!!) points and more(!!!!!!) you can earn here?

[SIZE=1]Aperture Science(tm) does not take responsibility for your life, wife or limbs during the testing process.[/SIZE][/font]

[.Nu-13]

Portal-based tournament?

Name: .Kowalski
Do you love science as much as we do? Yes
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? Yes
Are you a robot? No [color="#FFFFFF"]Technically yes, cuz I'm Wheatley[/color]

[Yogg-Saron]

Name: Fallen Pizza
Do you love science as much as we do? Yes
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? Yes
Are you a robot? No

[Legokun]

Sure, why not.
Name: ZombiePigman
Do you love science as much as we do? Yes
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? Yes
Are you a robot? [s]Possibly[/s] No

[Nathanael D. Striker]

Name: Mr. Striker
Do you love science as much as we do? Yes
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? Yes
Are you a robot? No

[Spoon]

[quote name='.Kowalski' timestamp='1303634450' post='5163724']
Portal-based tournament? [/quote]
Note: I'll try to avoid any and all spoilers for Port-
[font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Cave Johnson here,
The process of testing is a difficult one indeed. And if the life gives you lemons... don't work with lemons, they're stupid, idiotic and have no idea when to spoiler and when not to! Do not obey lemons![/font]
Yeah... whatever

[font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]We already have plenty of applications, which shows that humanity hasn't given up hope and testing can continue. Oh, and what I said about the lemons: It's absolutely true... do not obey lemons, they're evil![/font]
(Everybody acccepted.)

[TJP12409]

Name: TJP12409
Do you love science as much as we do? Yes
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? Yes
Are you a robot? No

[Bahamut - Envoy of the End]

This contest was epic last time. I want back in (even though I was killed to death last time... with no gorey vanilla text... I was most gutted)

Name: Matt (Bahamut Zero)
Do you love science as much as we do? Yes, science is cool.
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? Yes
Are you a robot? No, I am precisely 87% human and 0% metal thank you kindly.

[HeadshotMagnet]

Joining

Name: CREagle34
Do you love science as much as we do: HELL YEA!
Do you want 60+ points for almost no effort: Yup
Are you a robot: No...but I mean c'mon who doesn't wanna be a robot?!

[Anbu-of-Sand]

Name: Anbu-of-Sand (Or Justin)
Do you love science as much as we do? ,,Yes''
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? ,,Yes''
Are you a robot? ,,No'' (well, last time I checked I wasn't)

Written Cards allowed? (please say yes)

[Spoon]

[quote name='Anbu-of-Sand' timestamp='1303707723' post='5166093']
Written Cards allowed? (please say yes)[/quote]
Yes, Written Cards are allowed.

[Asert333]

Name: Asert333
Do you love science as much as we do? Of course!
Do you want 60+ points for almost no effort? Of course!
Are you a robot? Of cou... er no, im not

[.Rai]

[b]Name: [/b]Cursed Reaction
[b]Do you love science as much as we do?: [/b]Yes
[b]Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort?:[/b] Yes (and cake, please)
[b]Are you a robot?:[/b] No

Thanks for allowing written cards [img]http://public.yugiohcardmaker.net/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Do you have another colour except from orange for your jumpsuits? Doesn't go with my shoes.

Also, I may be slightly delayed in rounds because I'm quite busy lately.

[Spoon]

[quote name='Cursed Reaction' timestamp='1303741325' post='5166999']
Do you have another colour except from orange for your jumpsuits? Doesn't go with my shoes.[/quote]
[font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Cave Johnson here with a note to all test subjects,
the orange jump suits are a vital part of the testing process and cannot be traded against blue ones. Those are just for the staff. You know, us. It seperates you (the test subjects, the prize winners, the science makers), from us, the boring observation staff. You get all the fun, while we absolutely get nothing (including death by military androids... god, I'd [i]pay[/i] myself to be able to go out this way).[/font]

[quote]Also, I may be slightly delayed in rounds because I'm quite busy lately.[/quote]
Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to complete each round (guess I'll give you at least 4 days).

[Daft Punk]

Name: Daft Punk
Do you love science as much as we do?: I love science, so yes.
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort?: Hell yeah, who doesn't?
Are you a robot?: Unfortunately, no.

[n8thegr8]

Name: n8thegr8
Do you love science as much as we do?: I happen to love it but not my science teacher
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort?: YES! Any reason why I wouldn't
Are you a robot?: Even though I dream of it, I am sadly a regular human. So no.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Name: Admiral_Stalfos19
Do you love science as much as we do?: Yep
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort?: Obvious affirmative is obvious
Are you a robot?: Nope, all flesh and bone in this department *beats chest with fist*

[Spoon]

4 days... can't really wait, so if we hit 20 test subjects before that, we'll start earlier

[TJP12409]

When do we receive our ASHPDs?

[Birkeland]

Too bad I'm not staff, a blue jumpsuit is more my style. Will there be potatoes?
[spoiler=Application form]Name: Ekikin
Do you love science as much as we do? - Yes
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? - Yes
Are you a robot? - No
[/spoiler]

[Anbu-of-Sand]

[quote name='TJP12409' timestamp='1303946494' post='5172596']
When do we receive our ASHPDs?
[/quote]
Read the first post of this page >.>

[Kazerima]

Name: Kazerima
Do you love science as much as we do? Yes, enough to put the past behind us. You monster.
Do you want 60+ Points for almost no effort? Yes, more points can always benefit the progression of science.
Are you a robot? [s]yes[/s] No, I am most definitely not a robot and will not flood the enrichment center with harmless neurotoxin.