Sweetie Belle Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Just post your favorite cheesy pickup line. Original ones get a +rep. I'll start. Baby, I'm drowning, but let's just skip to the mouth-to-mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Bump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 i haz one: Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 I got this one some where in YCM Girl you must be a chicken farmer cause you raise cocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Baby, if you were a booger I'd pick you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
·Toot Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [color=#333333][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]"Do you clean your clothes with windex? Because I see myself in your pants"[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"[/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2] [/size][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]i lol'd at the others[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Frost Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 LOL! Baby, it must've hurt falling from heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 "Is your father a thief? Because your eyes are like diamonds." Yeah...I have no idea why that popped into my head. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Frost Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 I actually liked that one. "Girl, I'm your cat, and your my nip." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 "Do you have a pair of sun glasses? Because your beauty is blinding me." Rofl! These things are just popping into my head now! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
·Toot Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 LOL [color=#333333][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]"Are your parents from Iraq? [i][followed by 'no'][/i] Because I think you're the bomb!"[/size][/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Your words say no but your body says yes. Eh that is kinda for a rape situation. If you were YCM I would "spam post in your thread" until it get's Locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [b]these are ones that i actually used and it worked (drunk or not drunk dont matter it frekin worked)[/b] if i flipped a coin what are the chances of me getting head? in the furry situation id ask for tails =3 my closest freind said i should talk to you *put you ear to your dick* whats that? oh... he also says he needs a home hey you wanna get out of here and make our own noise? hey practice makes perfect. [b]ones that havnt worked out to well [/b] hey babe make your self a cockmeat sandwhich i hope you dont have a dick bigger than mine those are a nice pair of legs you got, what time do they open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Thatnoobkorean' timestamp='1303637685' post='5163776'] [b]these are ones that i actually used and it worked (drunk or not drunk dont matter it frekin worked)[/b] if i flipped a coin what are the chances of me getting head? in the furry situation id ask for tails =3 my closest freind said i should talk to you *put you ear to your dick* whats that? oh... he also says he needs a home hey you wanna get out of here and make our own noise? hey practice makes perfect. [b]ones that havnt worked out to well [/b] hey babe make your self a cockmeat sandwhich i hope you dont have a dick bigger than mine those are a nice pair of legs you got, what time do they open? [/quote] Lol, what? Some of those ACTUALLY work? O: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 "Are you a Musician, because we'd make some Sweet Music together!" lol, popped into my head. <BR><BR>"Are you a stick of Dynamite, because your making me go BOOM!" XD! I was thinking of Family Guy, when Cleveland said, "And Boom goes the Dynamite!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Dwarven King' timestamp='1303668692' post='5164703'] Lol, what? Some of those ACTUALLY work? O: [/quote] oh yeah some of those work the coin one and the noise one i am about 80% sure they were sober the other ones.... they mustve been drunk but hey it worked yup talking to my dick.... she was definatly drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 "Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" *gets cloth close to face and stops* "I'm kidding, my name is *Insert name here*, how are you?" "Hey, are you Australian?" If yes: "Are you now? Would you be willing to give me a tour of the 'Land Down Under' then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted June 7, 2011 Report Share Posted June 7, 2011 "Babe, you work at Subway? 'cause everytime I see you, you give me a footlong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng's Old Account Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 LOL Ok, here's mine: "F*ck off..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 [quote name='Hiyama Kiyoteru' timestamp='1303680224' post='5165203'] "Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" *gets cloth close to face and stops* "I'm kidding, my name is *Insert name here*, how are you?" "Hey, are you Australian?" If yes: "Are you now? Would you be willing to give me a tour of the 'Land Down Under' then? [/quote] Hahahahaha!!! I'm going to use the first one. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Exa Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 My package is the bomb (Sam & Max anybody?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyTyranitar Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Wow! No-one used this? It's the world's WORST Pickup lines Hey babe, what's your sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Hey babe, you look a lil' Dark. I bet my Megahorn's Super-effective against you. OK, that's just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Only you Miki...only you. I got one. "Hey there babe. You got something in your pants, or are you just hap- ...oh wait. That's your line." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 "Hey babe. You and I could be a keyboard; "u" and "i" are together and there's no "Space" between us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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