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World's Worst Pickup Lines


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[color=#333333][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]"Do you clean your clothes with windex? Because I see myself in your pants"[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=2]i lol'd at the others[/size][/font][/color]
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[b]these are ones that i actually used and it worked (drunk or not drunk dont matter it frekin worked)[/b]
if i flipped a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
in the furry situation id ask for tails =3

my closest freind said i should talk to you *put you ear to your dick* whats that? oh... he also says he needs a home

hey you wanna get out of here and make our own noise?

hey practice makes perfect.
[b]ones that havnt worked out to well [/b]
hey babe make your self a cockmeat sandwhich

i hope you dont have a dick bigger than mine

those are a nice pair of legs you got, what time do they open?
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[quote name='Thatnoobkorean' timestamp='1303637685' post='5163776']
[b]these are ones that i actually used and it worked (drunk or not drunk dont matter it frekin worked)[/b]
if i flipped a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
in the furry situation id ask for tails =3

my closest freind said i should talk to you *put you ear to your dick* whats that? oh... he also says he needs a home

hey you wanna get out of here and make our own noise?

hey practice makes perfect.
[b]ones that havnt worked out to well [/b]
hey babe make your self a cockmeat sandwhich

i hope you dont have a dick bigger than mine

those are a nice pair of legs you got, what time do they open?
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Lol, what? Some of those ACTUALLY work? O:
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[quote name='Dwarven King' timestamp='1303668692' post='5164703']
Lol, what? Some of those ACTUALLY work? O:
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oh yeah some of those work

the coin one and the noise one i am about 80% sure they were sober

the other ones.... they mustve been drunk but hey it worked

yup talking to my dick.... she was definatly drunk
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[quote name='Hiyama Kiyoteru' timestamp='1303680224' post='5165203']
"Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" *gets cloth close to face and stops* "I'm kidding, my name is *Insert name here*, how are you?"


"Hey, are you Australian?"
If yes: "Are you now? Would you be willing to give me a tour of the 'Land Down Under' then?
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Hahahahaha!!! I'm going to use the first one. :3
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