Inside The Town and Sea Horse Colony

[The Dark Knight]

So I found these two fake cards with pictures of Joey and Kaiba on them and tried translating the result. The Joey one was easier. The Kaiba one...not so much. Guess which one was which.

Inside the Town
Spell/Field
Monsters you control cannot attack on the turn they were summoned. When a monster you control declares an attack, increase that card's ATK by 800.

Sea Horse Colony
Spell/Normal
Discard 1 monster from your hand. Add 1 monster from your Deck with the same type as the monster you discarded. You can only activate this card while you have exactly 4 cards in your hand, excluding this card. When the monster added to your hand by this card's effect is summoned, discard 4 cards from your hand.