Ashes to Ashes, Meat to Meat!

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Inspired by a certain [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Meat_Boy"]video game[/url]. Support cards are missing, will be added later. Not the most creative approach, basically they are Lavals with a bit of Gusto and a weak Judgment Dragon, but I still like how it turned out. Constructive criticism is highly appreciated

[center][b][color="#FFA500"]Meat Boy[/color][/b]
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img]
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[i][Aqua/Effect][/i]
When this card is sent from the field to the Graveyard, you can Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower "Meat" monster from your Deck in face-up Attack Position. During either player's End Phase, if there are 3 "Meat Boy" in your Graveyard, return them to your Deck to draw 1 card. If that card is a "Meat" monster, you can send it to the Graveyard to draw 1 more card.
[i]ATK/500 DEF/0[/i]

[b][color="#FFA500"]Meat Man[/color][/b]
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img]
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[i][Aqua/Effect][/i]
When this card is Special Summoned by the effect of a "Meat" monster, you can send 1 "Meat" monster from your Deck to the Graveyard. During either player's End Phase, if there are 3 "Meat Man" in your Graveyard, Special Summon 1 of them and return the rest to your Deck.
[i]ATK/1400 DEF/0[/i]

[b][color="#FFA500"]Meat Hero[/color][/b]
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img]
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[i][Aqua/Effect][/i]
If a "Meat" monster (except "Meat Hero") is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, you can Special Summon this card from your hand or Graveyard in face-up Attack Position. If this card is Special Summoned from the Graveyard, send it to the Graveyard at the end of the Battle Phase. Then, you can send 1 "Meat" monster from your hand to the Graveyard to draw 1 card. During either player's End Phase, if there are 3 "Meat Hero" in your Graveyard, return 2 of them to your Deck to add 1 "Meat" Spell or Trap Card from your Deck or Graveyard to your hand.
[i]ATK/2000 DEF/0[/i]

[b][color="#FFA500"]Meat Legend[/color][/b]
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img]
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[i][Aqua/Effect][/i]
This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be sent directly from your hand or Deck to the Graveyard except by the effect of a "Meat" card. This card can only be Special Summoned by sending 2 face-up "Meat" monsters with different names you control to the Graveyard. When this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle and sends it to the Graveyard, you can send 1 "Meat" monster from your hand and 1 from your Deck to the Graveyard. During either player's End Phase, if there are 3 "Meat Legend" in your Graveyard, return them to your Deck to destroy up to 3 cards your opponent controls.
[i]ATK/2400 DEF/0[/i]

[color="#FFA500"][b]Meat God[/b][/color]
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101208194845/yugioh/images/thumb/b/ba/Star.svg/18px-Star.svg.png[/img]
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[i][Aqua/Effect][/i]
This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by having 8 or more "Meat" monsters with 4 or more different names in your Graveyard. When this card is Summoned, return all removed from play "Meat" monsters to your Graveryard. Once per turn, when 2 or more "Meat" monsters are returned to your Deck by the effect of a "Meat" card, remove 2 cards in your opponent's Graveyard OR 1 random card in your opponent's hand from play. Once per turn, you can Special Summon 1 "Meat" monster from your Graveyard. It's effect is negated and it gains 1000 ATK. During the End Phase, send it to the Graveyard, then you can send 1 monster with the same name from your Deck to the Graveyard.
[i]ATK/3300 DEF/0[/i][/center]

[Spoon]

Anybody?

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Oh c'mon, they can't be that horrible

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*bumpety-bump-bump!*