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Vezon

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I use my godlike powers to summon an army of thousand flying whales that travel across the entire world to collect the thousand explosive cookies. Once they hold these cookies I send them each of my whales to a great city. Since the cookies are explosive the whales will explode and a global rain of whale parts will start. This will eliminate great portions of the human population, and when over three fourths of my opposition has been made deseased I will collect the one remaining, real cookie and send it to my home dimension, and then lock the dimension for ten thousand years.
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You forgot one thing though, Aesirson, Bob. My monkey.

I give Bob the powers of Superman to kill half the whales, the other half I disintegrate with my Sun Stare.

Then I allow the cookies to explode.

I go to Aesirson's dimension and take the cookie.

Then I nom on the cookie.

Then Bob bakes another.
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False. My whales flying abilities are powered by green kryptonite, rendering your monkey's powers useless.

Also, the dimension is unreachable, but since you obviously ROW ROW FOUGHT THE POWAH you were able to reach the unreachable. Too bad I replaced the cookie with a hedgehog while you weren't looking.
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[quote name='Twin Seed' timestamp='1302381164' post='5125834']
You forgot one thing though, Aesirson, Bob. My monkey.

I give Bob the powers of Superman to kill half the whales, the other half I disintegrate with my Sun Stare.

Then I allow the cookies to explode.

I go to Aesirson's dimension and take the cookie.

Then I nom on the cookie.

Then Bob bakes another.
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who's Bob?
by the way, I ate all the cookies before anyone, and i didn't bake another one.
I Baked another cookie, but THIS one was like the cookie we were after,
But it exploded each time someone took it. and i used my god powers to delete you.
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[quote name='Aesirson' timestamp='1302382151' post='5125896']
I use my godlike powers to come back, then I put you in the Recycling Bin, then pu the Recycling Bin in the Recycling Bin and then empties the Recycling Bin.

I then bake a new cookie.
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I Burst open out of the cyberjunk yard, "flame" all of the recycling Bins, And Scold at you And trap you forever in the world W/ animation.
EDIT:Your sig pic is FUNNY. period.
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Using my high intellect I am able to turn the impossible to the possible by finding your place. I shoot you with a poisoned dart that paralyses the body for several hours while anguish and pain steadily increase over the minutes. I take the cookie, and eat it. Then, using my transformation powers, turn INTO the cookie!

Muahhahahahahahah!
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