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[center]@Xx\Mew/xX, that's like basically calling everything divine or divine-like creature aliens.

[quote]Jesus was clearly an alien.

Born as a baby: Who said aliens are'nt small in the start?

Born by a woman: She was a virgin. If you saw Alien, you know how that happened.

His mother had a husband: That dose'nt affect Jesus being born, because he never humped.

Can only do miracles with the permission of god: No, the permission of his mothership; he may have been a telepath.

Dont have any transtorpation devices that looks myticalor look remotkey like any other spaceship: When Jesus was revived, it is said that he was "lifted by God, up to heaven". It was clearly an invisible spaceship.

Clothing: He was a smart alien that tried to hide the fact that he was an alien by weaeing te same clothes as any other human.

Did'nt have a monument: Does all aliens have monuments? Don't think so.[/quote]

that's why Jesus's an alien then,

Hercules, yeah his an alien. Why? ooh because he killed two snake when he was just a baby.

Zeus, his an alien too. Why? he shoot thunderbolt and came from the sky.

Odin? ALIEN. Why? he didn't even stay in earth. He's on his own planet called Asgard.

Thor? Alien mate, yeah! He even have his own alien weapon, that hammer.

Nabi Muhamad, his an alien cause his a perfect man. He never lost a war cause his an alien.

there's a reason why those people who believe in "ancient alien" never says that Jesus, Thor or any other god or god-like creature aliens, they didn't even have the characteristic of an astronauts unlike the Incas, Mayans and Aztecs' gods. Their gods depicted by the images left by them looks more like Ancient astronauts, and their myth describe their gods came from the sky and teach them how to build buildings, giving them the knowledge like how the mayan have an accurate calender and how the Sumerian have one of the earlies text.

[img]http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/ufo/art/kiev4000bc.jpg[/img]

So yeah. No. It's either that you believe in ancient alien or you just hate religion.[/center]
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[quote name='FTW (For The Wynn)' timestamp='1304294461' post='5182914']
Let me rephrase that: Jokes go too far sometimes. If someone tells you to stop because they are offended, stop.

Aliens can also be horror. I love the Alien/Predator movies.
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I <3 those!
The first Predator movie was a freakin classic by far, the second one wasn't as good as the first by a long shot!
As for Alien the first one was pretty good, but I prefer the sequel Alien(s) that one kick the first 1's ass by far, but still I like these movies!
Then there's Alien vs Predator which I enjoy watching and is amazingly kickass, but the sequel could have been better! Although I did like the Alien-Predator Hybrid!
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[quote name='NEXUSgrave' timestamp='1304392838' post='5185292']
The first predator movie was phenomenal, the second one sucked and AVP was ok but AVP 2 sucked and the latest ones was fairly good. I liked to imagine from 2 to AVP 2 just don't exist Alien's ok but after 3 they just balls.
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The second one did have some good parts in it for both AVP2 and Predators 2, but they'll never ever be as good as the originals!
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One of the key factor why the first predator movie was so awesome was that the predators are hunters and they hunt things. The first movies was about the military being hunted and that's scary to think that us human, moreover the army, top of the food chain being hunted down. The 2nd predator movie was lack of that and the AVP movies just scrap that idea of making them like an intergalactic warriors instead of being a hunter who hunts stuff. The new movie takes back to their roots, it's all about the hunt. Seeing that there will be a sequel for the predators movie, I'm excited about the direction it's going.
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and one day, they would make another AVP movie which would reboot the franchise with the plot of the predators are coming back to earth only the get rid the weapon that the ancient alien had left for humans. That makes me think I should write a script for hollywood, you know why they like movies that give them some quick bucks
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[quote name='KillSwitch the Maniac' timestamp='1304418954' post='5185674']
and one day, they would make another AVP movie which would reboot the franchise with the plot of the predators are coming back to earth only the get rid the weapon that the ancient alien had left for humans. That makes me think I should write a script for hollywood, you know why they like movies that give them some quick bucks
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Trust me I wouldn't write a script for Hollywood no matter how good the idea seems, mainly because they'll add what they call "pazazz" to it and f*** it up!
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That depend entirely on the studio you'll working with. If you can come out with an entirely good idea, they'll probably give you your enough creative freedom. Plus, horror movies usually get that treatment as long as it's not an adaptation or involve more then one or two writer your probably good.
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[quote name='NEXUSgrave' timestamp='1304512512' post='5187566']
funny how things suddenly shifted to hollywood. I think we need a new topic like seriously
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lol, yeah I think so but I don't really have anything in mind..not right now though.
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[quote name='NEXUSgrave' timestamp='1304573042' post='5189058']
didn't we talk about Chupacabra already?
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we have? I don't remember being in one though or is it before I join the supernatural club? what if we do a battle. Chupacabra VS (insert whatever other monster that suck bloods here.)
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