Nexev Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Okay guess this is a CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSES ADVENTURE fic, meaning you get to INPUT COMMANDS WHICH I SHALL [s]IGNORE[/s] USE TO CONTINUE THE STORY. THAT IS JUST HOW AWESOME THIS FIC IS, CAN I GET A HELL YEAH? PLEASE? WHATEVER I CAN JUST HIGH FIVE MYSELF, WOOT. [spoiler=Naruto? More like...NOTruto] A dark shadow flies through the dark blue sky, momentarily blocking out the stars. Could you see it? No you can't b****, cause it was a NINJA! In fact we will let you try again, wait you still can't see it. BECAUSE NINJA! But this is not any ninja, this ninja has a name. Enter name=> Nah that isn't necessary yet, this is the first post after all. His name is Johnin Egber-san and as mentioned prior, he is TOTALLY A NINJA. You can tell this, (unless you are an idiot (you know who you are, well no you don't cause your stupid, but still!)) because he is wearing a bright blue jumpsuit, now then we all know ORANGE is the legit ninja color but it was OUT OF STOCK. So please DON'T JUDGE HIM. On the back of the ninja suit is some BRIGHT GREEN JAPANESE LETTERS, you are not exactly sure what they say but it's probably GHOST or something. He also wear GLASSES and have black hair. This is important because he ENJOYS TALKING ABOUT HIS WELL CHISELED ABS AND ADORABLE BABY FACE AT PRETTY BIZARRE INTERVALS. But now is not the time for him to talk about how pretty he is, there is plot to expose! He is on a quest to avenge his grandmother's death by the nefarious BATTER ONI, Bettrin Crokero. She BAKED HER IN A PIE, it was pretty TERRIFYING. He has the edge on her though, thanks to CLOCKTALK, something he was given by some TOTALLY HOT CHICK, he guesses it was one of her MANY IRONS IN THE FIREEEEEEEE. With it he is capable of talking to people ACROSS THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM, among other SPECIAL FEATURES. Besides his insatisable sense of vengence, he likes long walks on the beach, eating ramen, and playing pranks on unsuspceting non ninjas, you should totally date him. His chronohandle is [color="#0000FF"]grinningTrespasser [GT] and he talks like plainly, haha, sorry about that. [/color] What does he do now?[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Kill himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 (I need to mention, the top first post are going to be used when a) a new character is introduced or enough commands are done that we can combine them into one chapter, until then I shall respond to them as we go.) Kill yourself=> He would love to, after all he's JAPANESE and suicide seems to be A BIG DEAL AMONG THOSE HONOR TYPES. However he is not VERY GOOD at killing, even himself. So no. (Please don't ban me for defiance) Oh hey look, his Katana is glowing, someone is contacting him from CLOCKTALK, better go answer it. OR WILL HE?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 He goes. It's an assassin sent to kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 >get ye flask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 Johnin: Make the story a less-obvious Narutofied Homestuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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