Zgrub- IIC

[Nexev]

[color="#FFFFFF"]What is this? Oh nevermind, I understand now, I understand everything.

Heh, so I am a First Guardian, bitchtits. So let's see here, blah, blah, go to begining of world thanks to a meteor, arrange for a super game to be played, blah blah.

Boooooring, maybe I should make things a tab more.... extreme.

Man if I had some shades right now I would be so badass.
[/color]

Master Murder=Plot ===>>>
b**** your the master planner... you think.

Anyway that annoying white guy sent you all eight copies of the game, you then sent them in the most diablolical way possible to your minions.

You sent them in gift baskets with a nice list of instructions, a few items pertaining to their interest, and some snacks.

Now they have to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

God your awesome.

[Ice.]

You pace back and forth in your room, elevator music playing coming out of your headphones. Well, at least that's what you called the song. ElevatorMusic#18 to be exact. The music is perfect for this moment to. You're eagerly awaiting a game that one of your friends sent you. Guessing by the amount of time it is taking to get here he probably but it in a gift basket or something. You suspect he gave you cookies without chocolate chips in them. Another one of his "evil plans". You sigh as the Elevator music stops. Now a remix of the previous song is playing. Dear gog you have so much time on your hands. You stride over to your computer and get ready to b**** to him. You NEED this game. You load up Trollian and...oh, looks like she's bothering you. But she's pretty cool so you really don't mind that.

[spoiler=tP/cC]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"][color="#9932CC"][CC] ATTENTION CIVILIAN[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] It has come to my attention that the terrorists have begun plotting against us again[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth, and the whole truth?[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] Of course. \/\/hy \/\/ould/\/'t I?[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] I'll be asking the questions 'round here volty[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] /\/o /\/eed for te/\/sio/\/.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT RECIEVE A PACKAGE FROM A "MASTER MURDERER"[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] Oh that s***. /\/ot yet.[/color][color="#000080"][TP] But it better co/\/\e fucki/\/g soo/\/.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] There is /\/othi/\/g I ca/\/ do to pass the ti/\/\e.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] AHA![/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] So you ARE a assosciate of this Master Murderer fellow![/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] A betrayer of our country and all it stands for![/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] It's just a fucki/\/g \/ideo ga/\/\e, girl.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] Chillax.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] DON'T YOU PLAY DUMB WITH ME CIVVIE[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] Now tell me when did you ask for this "game"[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] Re/\/\e/\/\ber \/\/he/\/ he told us all he \/\/as goi/\/g to se/\/d us a ga/\/\e a/\/d you \/\/e/\/t o/\/ about ho\/\/ it could be a bo/\/\b?[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] Yes I do recall that event.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] BUT STILL, YOU IMPLIED THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE GAME DELIVERED ON YOUR HIVE ENTRANCE.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] Making you, in fact A TERRORIST[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] Uhh...I play \/ideo ga/\/\es a lot, re/\/\e/\/\ber that ti/\/\e \/\/he/\/ I got i/\/ a/\/ argu/\/\e/\/t \/\/ith /\/\urder because he accide/\/tly broke a ga/\/\e?[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] It's ki/\/d of a drug for /\/\e. Like /\/\usic.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] SO NOW YOU'RE ADMITTING TO DRUG DEALING NOW ARE YOU![/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#9932CC"][CC] I swear when I get elected... scum like you'll be driven off the street for good.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] If you cause peace a/\/d free speech, a/\/d get rid of the curre/\/t /\/\a/\/, I'll quit /\/\y /\/\elodical drug usage.[/color][/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"] [color="#000080"][TP] Deal?[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2][color="#9932CC"][CC] ARE YOU TRYING TO BLACKMAIL ME![/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] Then again... a true ALTERNIAN would do anything to help his fellow man.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] We got a deal.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] But I'll be watching you druggie...[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] /\/o proble/\/\o, girl.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] /\/o proble/\/\o.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] But hey, you got the ga/\/\e, ho\/\/ is it?[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH TO PUT SOMETHING MADE BY A FILTHY TERRORIST IN MY DISC DRIVE?[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] YOU THINK I'M STUPID OR SOMETHING?[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] \/\/ell that's \/\/hat ga/\/\es are /\/\ade for, but I'll lay off[/color][/size][/font][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2][color="#000080"].[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] U/\/like the /\/\a/\/ a/\/d their fucki/\/g tickets.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] "Public a/\//\/oya/\/ce" they say.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] /\/\y /\/\asterpieces are botherso/\/\e, they say.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] The /\/er\/e.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] Woah pal... [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] You planning to actually PLAY this game[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] After my EXPLICT warning not too?[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] /\/o! Of course /\/ot. I'/\/\ just goi/\/g to put it in /\/\y disk dri\/e to sca/\/ for \/\/hat the terrorist put i/\/ it.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] You /\/e\/er k/\/o\/\/![/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] You're a fool Zarkon.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] A PATRIOTIC fool[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] I cannot let someone of your alternian caliber do this.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] ...I-I may have been wrong about you Civvie...[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] You're so willing to possibly get blown up by those terrorists...[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] But you can't do this[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] As your president[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#9932CC"][CC] IT IS MY DUTY TO PUT MY PEOPLE'S LIVES BEFORE MY OWN[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] If you say so.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] Tell /\/\e about the co/\/te/\/ts \/\/he/\/ you're do/\/e, alright?[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2] [color="#000080"][TP] Peace, girl.[/color][/spoiler][/size][/font]
[font=Arial, sans-serif][size=2]
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[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"]You smirk at the conversation that you just had. She's a great person for president. Just a little TOO gullible. Thank gog she has that butler guy. You're happy you got her to play the game though. Maybe this will finally convince Murder to just send you the game file over Trollian. Too bad he's not online. You decide to open up your music making program. This is going to be the 4th song you are going to make today, and today is the 7th day of the week. You know what that means.[/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"]
REMIX TIME![/size][/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"] [/font]
[font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"]You scan your songs and see Fiduspawn Gym Battle. Oh you love that song. You bring it up and start remixing. Hopefully this will be enough to convince Murder to send you the damn file.[/size][/font]

[The Warden]

====> Maedea: Do something

You comply by holding your arms you straight and bending left and right. Then you drop your arms by your side and then arch your left hand across from the right to the left. Finally you shake your head twice before holding your jaw with your hands. This has got to be the best dance ever, if only there was a decent song to dance to it. Oh well, maybe not in this Solar Cycle. Oh yeha, you should be expecting a buzz from your BTF, best troll friend. You two may be at ends with each other over life choices, but that certainly doesn't stop you from trying to change her.

[fenrir]

> Zoruaa: Wake.

"WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE TROLL DIDDY..."

SLAM.

You refuse to let that song play for any longer.

You awake form your recuprecoon, refreshed and otherwise feeling awesome. Although you don't remember what happened yesterday... Oh well. You get up and dress. Short-shorts and tanktop today? Hmm, okay! Well, that's that. What else should you do? Hmm... Might as well go to your computer! You walk over and plop down on your rather tall seedsac and turn on your comp!

HEY IT'S HER.

[spoiler=MF/TH]
[color="#0000FF"]
MF: hey-hey-hey~[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: Oh em gee[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: whats up-up-up?[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: nothing much, at all
TH: want me to ask the crystals?[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: oh no it's fine-fine-fine
MF: no need-need-need ;p[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: i guess so
TH: so, what is happening?[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: not-not-not muuuuch~
MF: just chilling
MF: and stuff-stuff~[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: oh yeah, did ya hear about that game buzzing around?[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: yuuuuuup~
MF: i-i-i did
MF: seems uh-uh cool i guess ;][/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: i am excited, but i am repressing the urge to divine the end of the game
TH: i want to be suprised this time[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: EVERYONE KNOOOOWS~ YOU CANT
MF: silly ;][/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: i can't what?
TH: tell me[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: can't be surprised~[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: of course i can, the smooth calling of the crystal. i will resist
TH: oh how it calls, like the smooth calling of the, ooop, better not say that. let's keep it wriggler friendly[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: wriggler friendly for who-who~? [/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: you, of course [/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: thats silly =|[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: no it isn't
TH: this will get out of hand @_@. so, heard anything from MM?[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: no-no-no~[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: he's the one shipping the games out, i thought you would have, 'called in'[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: oh-oh-oh
MF: he hasn't told me anything-thing-thing
MF: meany ;[[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: that's not like him
TH: if there is any achievement he would be screaming LIKE THIS
TH: I R GRATE ACHIVER! WORSIP ME!!!!!111!!1![/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: dont be mean >=|[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: i'm not, i'm merely being playful
TH: besides, you can't deny he gets like that[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: meh...[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: teehee, what's wrong?
TH: is it a guy?[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: noooo
MF: its just not good to be a meany~[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: you're a meany[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: no you >=I[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: you[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: well i have to go[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: already?[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: yup
MF: skunky needs me
MF: again[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: kyeh, that old stinker?[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: yeah have to go ;[
MF: it was the acid gas this time[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: better go fix that wall[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: he aimed it at some new troll on the block[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: ummmm
TH: no comment[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: theres melted skin everywhere...[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: don't be so graphic, i have a weak contipation[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: he still has the majority of his carapace intact at least[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: i mean constitution
TH: just end him already, before i hurl[/color]
[color="#0000FF"]MF: the guy is still alive
MF: ANYWAYS GOTTA GO-GO-GO~[/color]
[color="#00FFFF"]TH: go go go[/color]

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