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This is a club dedicated to the most manly show to grace the menhood of all the manly man who ever manlied it up in the history of menkind.

 

My Little Pony Friendship is magic.

 

And best of all... IM IN CHARGE!

 

YAY this is going to be so much fun!

 

 

[spoiler=rules]

1. don't be a jackass or I will shank you to death <3

2. never question the manly manlitude of ponies

3. seriously, don't you even dare

4. we have shank knives.

 

 

[spoiler=App]

Name:

Are you seriously applying:

Seriously:

pffffffffffft:

okay, done laughing, favorite pony:

what is your cutie mark:

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=menbers]

1. Bestest goddess pony Feona!

Vik Boringson

A good ponyname

nigicorn

target practice

a guy

internet addict

guy who lost to me

 

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I'm joining.

 

For ironic purposes.

 

[spoiler=ironic application]

Name: ok SIEGFRIED

Are you seriously applying: ok YEAH!

Seriously: ok YEAH!

pffffffffffft: ok YEAH!

okay, done laughing, favorite pony: ok applejack

what is your cutie mark: ok cool kid shades or a shield and sword

 

 

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Name: Dark the Rainbow Unicorn of Pink Fluffiness and Magical Manliness

Are you seriously applying: Of course I am. I love you, and you, and you, and especially, my little beautiful unicorn of sugar and spice and all things nice. <3

Seriously: Yes, I am serious. I would like to prove my manliness and heterosexuality by gawking at beautiful pink unicorns that are just soooooooooo cute.

pffffffffffft: Hi, my beautiful angel. <3

okay, done laughing, favorite pony: I like the ponies that double up as unicorns that spread magical sweetness across the land.

what is your cutie mark: <3 <3 <3

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I prefer unicorns over beautiful ponies that spread magic throughout the land, but I am happy to say I have watched the show. It invoked such emotion in me that I broke down crying and screamed at the sky, "Why, why are you doing this to these innocent ponies?"

 

I then created a new organization called The Organisation for Saving Beautiful Ponies, and we are already at twelve billion views!

 

what an acid trip

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In all seriousness the show is actually extremly popular, got very high reviews on tvtropes for instanse.

 

ANYWAY discuss the moral ethics of unicorn magic.

 

Should it be allowed on the court field or not?

 

I don't see how it is fair. In my army I have three regiments of unicorns, two regiments of bicorns, seven regiments of tricorns, yet only two regiments of actual ponies. I feel like unicorns really overshadow ponies in terms of their magic, and whenever in battle, I always set my unicorns to the bottom left of the battlefield, because their range is just too high. Bicorns and tricorns have a high magic power, too, but because the range is so short, it is rendered essentially useless, unless you want to go head-to-head with a sworded quadcorn, in which case any of your 'corn regiments are as good as dead. If unicorn magic is banned from the court field, I feel like ponies will get another chance to shine, because ponies have a very high agility stat, and can dish out a ton of damage. They also are good counters to all quadcorn units, because ponies take minimal sword damage.

 

I've been working on a new strategy utilizing a quintcorn unit, but quintcorns are so hard to come by. Especially since usually when a quintcorn is born, they cut off the four branching horns and it becomes a severed unicorn with slightly more attack power. Quintcorns are really good for ranged attacks because they can fly at roughly three hundred miles an hour, but that doesn't even compare to the 567 mph reached by unicorns. Quintcorns are good to play in centerfield, but unless you have a rainbow 'corn unit (I prefer rainbow bicorns) to be a really quick healer, it's a bit useless.

 

Also, I've been working on creating a new class of attackers called "Swordsman", but seeing that swordsmen were not heterosexual enough, I ditched the idea entirely.

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ABOUT TIME SOMETHING PONY RELATED POPPED UP ON YCM!

 

Name: Username, right?

Are you seriously applying: F'ck yea.

Seriously: I just said "F'ck yea"

pffffffffffft: I'M F'CKING SERIOUS. MANLY PONIES ARE INDEED MANLY. And because they pretty much took over the Interwebz

okay, done laughing, favorite pony: DJ P0N3

what is your cutie mark: The Photoshop icon

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Equconquerer? That's such a girly game. You should stop playing games for girls. This is serious. >_>

 

Oh, shut up. It's actually Equconquerer II, which added quadcorns, quadricorns, and quincorns to the mix. This game is about as girly as Halo Call of Duty Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus. I play EQC II every chance I get, and I will not tolerate you calling it girly. I am against all forms of unicorn magic on the court field, especially when the pink reactor is in play, because that multiplies unicorn magic by two times the power.

 

I usually like to use purple orb early on since it creates a battlefield where regiments like the power 'corn and the slashing cuteness have decreased power.

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Dude you need to play a good game like Flower Frolic III. A runthrough of that game on murder mode? That will prove to you if you have any balls.

 

That is if you aren't too much of a pussy to play a game with challenge in it.

 

Arm is accepted.

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