Lumberjack Match

[Just Crouton]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55UaEtm2ldM[/media]

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Lumberjack Match[/b][/color]
Field Spell
Each player sends all monsters they control to the Graveyard, and Special Summon 1 monster from their Deck that can be Normal Summoned with 2 Tributes or less in face-up Attack Position. Then, each player selects 4 monsters from their Deck that can be Normal Summoned, and places them face-up outside the field. Both players can only control 1 monster, and monsters on both sides of the field cannot be destroyed by battle. When a monster is removed from the field by a card effect, the controller of that monster loses Life Points equal to combined differences in ATK between that monster and the opposing player's monsters whose ATKs are higher than the destroyed monster's ATK placed outside of the field by this effect. The monster is then Special Summoned to the field in face-up Attack Position. When this card is destroyed, monsters placed outside the field are removed from play.


Summon Barbaros, place 3 Ultimate Obedient Fiends and another Barbaros, use 1-4-1 destruction cards, trollololololol.

[AsterikcAde]

This card can go good in a Custom WWE Set, are you gonna make one?

[Vector Nightmare]

If I'm reading it right, this can OTK with ridiculous consistency. OP. Just toss out 4 monsters with ~3000 ATK (there are a lot that are playable, for example BKB), throw down any generic monster removal, use it, OTK (practically you have 4x3000=12000 which will certainly be higher than 8000+the ATK of your opponent's monster, since if memory serves there's no Main deck monster that can be SS'd normally with over 4000 ATK. And even if there was you'll still have your monster to attack with).

So... am I not reading this right?

[Just Crouton]

[quote name='~ Epic Hero - Saber ~' timestamp='1298502364' post='5029926']
If I'm reading it right, this can OTK with ridiculous consistency. OP. Just toss out 4 monsters with ~3000 ATK (there are a lot that are playable, for example BKB), throw down any generic monster removal, use it, OTK (practically you have 4x3000=12000 which will certainly be higher than 8000+the ATK of your opponent's monster, since if memory serves there's no Main deck monster that can be SS'd normally with over 4000 ATK. And even if there was you'll still have your monster to attack with).

So... am I not reading this right?
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The LP lost is the difference between the destroyed monster's ATK and each of the 4 lumberjacks. Imagine if they each engaged in battle with the destroyed monster. So, with four 3000 ATK lumberjacks, if the opponent's monster had 2000 ATK, they would lose 4000 LP.

EDIT: The player who OTKs with this is the one who selected the best monsters. Your opponent could summon Tytannial, then use 3 Obelisk the Tormentors and another Tytannial as lumberjacks. If you summon Obelisk with this card, it goes to the Graveyard during the End Phase, setting off this card, and reviving it...would that cause an infinite loop? Maybe, I should add a "that can be Normal Summoned with 2 Tributes or less" clause to the Special Summon part.

[quote name='AsterikcAde' timestamp='1298502355' post='5029925']
This card can go good in a Custom WWE Set, are you gonna make one?
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No, though I am planning a professional wrestling archetype.

Added 2 tributes and higher ATK only clauses.

[Vector Nightmare]

Hmm.

But, still OTK material.

Play this, blow it, RfDD, have fun with almost any 5 monsters from your deck while your opponent only has 1 monster.

[Skythief]

I have to agree with Mr. Saber that this is too much OTK material as there are too many ways to abuse those "Lumberjacks", for the reason that there are too many manipulations on the various zones. The field is absolutely unsafe and monsters will get wiped in an eye's blink, making the effect too abusable. Also, removed from play is not gone. They can be brought back, as on previous comment, with RfDD or DDR. And finally, there are easy ways to get your opponent lulzed, like with Jowgen.