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So I did some random calculations, and ended up with this:


K+(2oLw) x nM = Ki+Yu

Where K, the Kaito variable, is added to the product of 2 times "o", the octave factor, times "Lw", or the Low factor. The sum of the aforementioned is then multiplied by "nM", or the "not Me" postulate.

This equals "Ki=Yu", or, in other words, Kikaito+You.

In other words, this:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTMrBPTB1CQ[/media]
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[quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1298940966' post='5042481']
Very interesting theory. Could there be another way of testing this?
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Hmm...

Possibly.

Lemme see...

K(Ki)+Yu=E

Where multiplying the Kaito variable with the Kikaito factor and adding the product with Yu will equal Epic(ness), or "E".
Simple, but it works xD

If you want, I'll also put up the theory proving that V does not equal C, but instead equals E.
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[quote name='Shion Kaito' timestamp='1298941575' post='5042513']
Hmm...

Possibly.

Lemme see...

K(Ki)+Yu=E

Where multiplying the Kaito variable with the Kikaito factor and adding the product with Yu will equal Epic(ness), or "E".
Simple, but it works xD

If you want, I'll also put up the theory proving that V does not equal C, but instead equals E.
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Mmmm delicious Vocalaeic equations.
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Come one, come all, to the presentation of Chapter 1, Section 1, of [u]Mathematical Vocaloid Equations: Volume 1[/u].

[center]Mathematical Vocaloid Equations: Volume 1

Chapter 1

Section 1[/center]

It is quite well known that Vocaloids are indubitably the most epic of all singers. To prove this, theory, so to speak, I have computed, calculated, and utterly jargoned my way through an entire subject in order to prove multiple theories of the general awesomeness that is Vocaloid. I hope you will take these lessons to heart and grow in addiction, just as I have. Let us begin with the general formula, shall we?


As we should all know, Vocaloids are epic (except to “Haters”). I shall represent Vocaloids with the variable “V”, and Epic(ness) with variable “E”, for simplicity in reference. If we agree that Vocaloids are epic, then we will have come upon the following equation:

[center]V=E[/center]

Let us take a number, 1 (representing Hatsune Miku), for example, and substitute it for V. If V=1, and V=E, it would only make sense that E=1 as well. It only makes sense that if V=1 while V=E, that E should equal 1 as well, and as such, E=V. Thus it is proven quite simply that Vocaloids are, indeed, Epic.

Since the beginning of Vocaloid, there have been many “Haters” of them. They believe Vocaloids are NOT epic. They believe Vocaloid = Crap. In equation form:
[center]V=C
With variable “C” representing Crap.[/center]

This, in itself, is quite simply, “C”. “V” cannot simply equal “C”. You see, to achieve “C”, Vocaloids must undergo the process of bad persons. This is an entirely different subject matter, yet I shall go through the trouble for this.

Variable “C” is only achieved when “E” is divided by “bU” (bad User) squared. Thus, we come upon the following equation:
[center]C= E/bU^2[/center]

So in actuality, while V=E, C=E/bU^2, suggesting that the value of E is no longer equivalent to the value of “E” in the equation V=E. If V=E, yet C=E/bU^2, then it is impossible for “V” to equal “C”. Thus,
[center]While V=E, V cannot equal C, as C=E/bU^2[/center]
Haters are going to hate, but that formula belongs in the field of Theoretical Meme Mathematics.
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[quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1298945921' post='5042719']
The magnet theory. It will be brilliant.
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Indeed it will be, Crack on Miku-
Wait a minute, that came out wrong again.







In other news, I have computed the MikuxLuka Magnet Formula.

[center]
I shall represent the value of Magnet with the variable “Ma”.

If 2V=M+L:

Ma=M+L(SxY)^3-dS[/center]
Where Magnet equals: The product of the sum of Miku and Luka as well as the product of variables “S”, “x”, and “Y”, a combined value of variables representing the value of “SexY”, so to speak. The aforementioned is then cubed, and then subtracted by “dS” or “diStaste”.

It's so simple, it's brilliant.
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