Lonk Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Yo momma is so stupid, she got lost on a 1-way street Yo momma is so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld Yo momma is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side Yo momma is so nasty, last time she got some butt was when her fingers slipped through the toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 yo mama's so stupid homer simpson seems like he won the nobel prize yo mama's so fat when she put on a yellow coat and went outside people yelled, "taxi!" yo mama's so ugly she gets 364 etra days to dress up for halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneycombTroy Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Yo mamas so stupid, she got fired from the MnM factory for throwing out alll the W's Yo mamas so ugly, even blind people don't want to face her direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 yo mama's so stupid she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth yo mama's so old i told her to act her age and she died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~{Rochster}~ Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped in the red sea, it split and she said "Beat that, Moses!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 yo mama's so old she taught jesus' 3rd grade class and told him, "I knew your great grand father moses". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ｍｒ．Ｒｏｂｏｔ Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 [center][size="5"][b]Yo Momma so stupid that she put make up on her forehead just to make up her mind![/b][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 yo mama's so ugly she uses a line of make up called why bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~{Rochster}~ Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Yo mamas so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing. She replied "Moving..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<}Alpha Frogodile{> Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Yo mamma's so stupid, she goes on ycm and thinks she's cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbojet555 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Yo momma so fat we're in her right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「SnowFox」 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Yo momma is so ugly, she was born on the freeway where most accidents happen. Yo momma so ugly, when she was dropped of at school a policeman gave her a fine for littering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Yo momma's so fat. That's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted March 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn when you were born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobo144 Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Yo mamas so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 20 minutes of my show. Yo mamas so fat, she walked outside with a red shirt on, and everyone yelled, "Hey, Kool-aid!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 yo mama's so ugly even gold fish crackers don't smile back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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