Lonk Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Simple game. Crack a joke involving someone's mother and then the next person cracks the next joke and so on. A person cannot post twice in a row however. I will start with a basic joke: Yo momma is so fat, she can sell shade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Yo momma's so fat, people run around her for exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel. Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Yo mama's so fat, I can make a 'yo mama's so fat joke' about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Yo mama is so stupid that she brought a box of cereal and a spoon to the Super Bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementuo Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Yo mamma's so stupid, that she sits on the TV and watches the couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted February 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Yo' Mamma's so fat, she takes up an entire row in a Movie Theather, with Fat to spare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Yo mama so fat, when God said "Let there be light," He told her to move outta the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGenuine Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Your mama so poor she ha to buy coupons o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dokktorawesome Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Yo momma's so ugly the constrution working mistakened her for a huge pile of dirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 yo mama's so stupid she gave birth to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yo mama so stupid that she chased a bus full of white kids, and after they left and she caught up with the bus, she said, "Where's the cream filling?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGenuine Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Your moma so fgat she thought a bus was a twinky(works with stuid as well) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 your mommas so fat, when she went up to King Kong, he said "hi, mom!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yo momma's such a failure her job is warming the seat in the unemployment office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Your momma's so ugly, she was arrested for mooning when she looked out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 God all of these are so old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.B X Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 1. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! 2. Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!" 3. Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! 4. Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!" 5. Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. 6. Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator! 7. Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell! 8. Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family. 9. Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! 10. Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dokktorawesome Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 1. Yo momma so stupid she drank the cup. 2. Yo momma so fat she decided to play catch with Europe! 3. Yo momma so fat she jumped to Pluto! 4. Yo momma so fat when she went into Weight Watchers they said, "HOLY F*CK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Your momma's so fat, when she goes to swim, she takes up the ocean! Your Momma's so stupid, she choked on air! Your Momma's so ugly, when the mule went to kick her, it didn't know which side to kick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renzoku Kira- Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yo momma is so ugly when she walks into a town the mayor declares a state of emergency for a natural disaster. Yo momma is so hairy she walked into the woods, and scared Big foot away. Yo momma is so fat she went sky diving, and the national guard claimed she was a weapon of mass destruction. Yo momma is so fat your twin is still stuck in the fat while exiting her womb. Yo momma is so fat when she walked into the water people climbed on top of her for a boat ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 yo mama's so stupid she tried to drown a fish in water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yo momas so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change... Yo momas so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes... Yo momas so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!" [spoiler=The doosey]Yo momas so stupid, she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job[/spoiler] [spoiler=The Classic] Yo momas so stupid, she stuck two double A's up her butt and sang "I GOT THE POWER!"[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 yo mama's so ugly when u were born she said, "hey, it looks like me!" and ur dad said "thats the problem" yo mama's so fat the super bowl was built in her shape yo mama's so stupid she got locked inside nofrills and starved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Yo mama is so ugly that when she tried to join an ugly contest as-is they rejected her and said, "Sorry, no professionals." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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