Smesh Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Let's say you're at McDonald's or something, and you have to fart really badly. The bathroom is out of order, so you can't go in. Do you leave the restaraunt for a sec to fart, or do you cut one and hope it's quiet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedrive Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 "Oh man, I forgot my wallet in the car." *Gets out* *Releases the beast* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelp' Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Well I guess, you can try to cough reaaallyyy loudly and then let it out. x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobleShadow Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Let it out, and blame it on someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 I cut one and hope it's quiet.:3 There are ways to "dose" the stuff so I'd try to make it quiet and let it out slowly so that it doesn't smell too much.:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Hope it's quiet. I'd also use a few methods to make sure it stays quiet, i.e. making excessive noise or letting it out slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 I'd probably go outside. Rather rude to let one go in somewhere really crowded - especially if there's the risk that it smells REALLY bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anbu-of-Sand Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 [quote name='~Overdrive~' timestamp='1298215606' post='5020710'] "Oh man, I forgot my wallet in the car." *Gets out* *Releases the beast* [/quote] This, and it made me f***ing lol so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Clench my cheeks and hold it in. Hopefully that will turn it into a silent like it usually does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 I'd do something that makes a bigger impression just after it. You know, the way how writers hide secret plot devices in stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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