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holy crap last post june 7th huh?

lol sry for huge disappointments guys the stories will still continue
I have one set up called internment which you guys wills see the intro too pretty soon
I think the biggest problem i have is editing and lazyness

as you can probably tell by now i rip some random stuff out of my head untill i think something is mildly interesting and make it into something a lot better, so with out the effort of making it exceptional I dont post anything. =P
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still nothing. <_<

[quote name='Hiyama Kiyoteru' timestamp='1307507016' post='5266018']
Loved how I was in the zombie one. Microphone cord FTW.
I really like the stories too. A lot of action involved to keep the reader involved.

MUST. READ. MORE.
Hope you guys keep up the short stories^^
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Thanks man. I thought that'd be a good weapon because of your vocaloid fetish. :3

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[quote name='Desperado Finale' timestamp='1308527557' post='5296163']
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still nothing. <_<



Thanks man. I thought that'd be a good weapon because of your vocaloid fetish. :3
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Just because I've listened to Vocaloid for over a year and my username is a Vocaloid doesn't mean I have a feti-
Owait. Perhaps I do :P

xD

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[spoiler=Welcome to the YCmA! by Hiyama Kiyoteru]
[spoiler=authors notes]
The following story is what happens when you combine YCM, Portal, and my randomness. This is my first fan-fic/short story. Any and all criticism is welcome, as I strive to further improve my writing. I realize the story might be a bit hard to follow in terms of who's speaking, but do keep in mind that this is just my first story. Hope you enjoy^^
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[spoiler=part 1]I suppose it was a typical day and all. Nothing serious was going on, and we were all just relaxing on the front lawn, sipping our lemonades and eating cake. You know, like a boss?
So anyway, we were sipping lemonades, when some random portal came out of nowhere, and a female voice said, “Next stop, the YCM! Hope you enjoy it!”
My only reaction was a simple “FUUUUUUUU-“
I never was able to finish my lemonade like a boss.

I woke up in a room, and when I looked around, I saw my friends nearby.
“Huh. They’re asleep. WAKE UP!”
They did.

“Uhh…what happened?” asked Desperado, rubbing his forehead.
A portal opened up and...don’t tell me GLaDOS…OH COME ON!
“Hai~” chimed in a female voice from the conveniently located TV screen in the room.
“Ohai, GLaDOS,” Desperado said.
“Sorry, Desu-kun, but it was necessary; the cake is a lie, and I intend to keep it that way. But you have more important things to think about now. Welcome to the YCM! Read ‘The Rules’, blah blah blah, don’t be a troll or you’ll become one, don’t flame or you’ll be set on fire, blah blah blah, the usual. Now here, I want all of you to have these.” 5 spots in the wall opened, revealing arms holding ca- *shot zooms by*
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
“The cake is a lie, Hiyama.”
…Oh. Right. I knew that. Anyway, let us continue. 5 spots in the wall opened, revealing arms holding…
“Don’t say it.”
Ca- pie. Revealing arms holding PIES. HAPPY NOW, GLaDOS?
“Very :3”

As I was saying, the arms, which were holding pies, soon laid them down on convenient tables, and pulled out 4 guns; except for the 1 arm holding the real gun, that is. It still thinks the cake isn’t a-
As I was saying, the arms, which were holding pies, soon laid them down on convenient tables, and pulled out 4 guns; except for the 1 arm holding the real gun, that is. It still thinks the cake isn’t a-
“THE CAKE IS A LIE, HIYAMA.”
OKAY GLADOS, I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! Yeesh.
Anyway. So yeah, the arms were now holding guns instead of pies.

“These are your portal guns. You aim, shoot, and go through the portal generated. Pretty straightforward. Now what I want you to do is use them to get out of here.”
“Where IS here exactly?”
“YCM, silly. You’re in my world now. Don’t you know that I’m the YMB windomizer? YCM is my b****.”
Heh. YOU JUST GOT CENSORED!
“Well that’s the language barrier for you, Hiyama.”
Indeed.
“You four shall be separated from each other. If you wish to communicate, you PM each other.”
“PM? You mean Private Message right?” asked FTWynn.
“Nope. I mean Portal Message. Welcome to my world ^_^”
“Are you really telling the truth, GLaDOS?” asked FTWynn, reaching for the light switch.
“Have I lied to you? …I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone. Now grab your guns.”

We grabbed our portal guns, and waited a few seconds. “Oh I’m sorry, were you waiting for something? Okay fine. See you later, YCMers. Bai bai~”
4 random portals appeared below our feet, and the world got very bright for a second.
“Not as bright as me :3”

Oh be quiet GLaDOS.
…
YOU NEVER TOLD US WHY WE’RE HERE, GLADOS!
“Oh. Sorry about that. Just get out of YCM. That’s all I want you to do. Have fun~”

I found myself falling. And then I stopped. I landed on my butt on the floor.
Ow.
“Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects downward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: falling thing goes in, falling thing comes out.”
Gee, thanks for the heads-up GLaDOS.
“You’re welcome^^”
Pfft.
“Don’t spit. It will only Anger the resident.”
Wait a minute.
“Waiting. You have one minute. 59…58…”
Anger? Resident? Oh don’t tell me.
“Fine, I won’t.”
Don’t tell me Anger Level is here.
“I just said I’m not telling :3”
Thanks for nothing, GLaDOS.
“You’re welcome, Hiyama^^”
I hefted my portal gun and walked forward. I had to keep my wits about me. I mean, come on, one moment I’m drinking lemonade and eating ca- pie like a boss, and the next minute I’m trying to get out of YCM. Funny how life is.
“Now listen closely, Hiyama. Keep running forward. At the last second, launch a portal. Trust me.”
Like I had a choice.
I ran forward, and like GLaDOS told me to do, I launched a portal. I went in. I found myself in a relatively large room. I scanned up and down, and then left to right.
“Welcome to C&O. If you look to your right, you’ll see the Vongola Headquarters. You’ll find Desperado in there. Hurry; I hear Anger is spamming the place up quite nicely :D”
I ran to my right and entered the Vongola HQ.
“Desperado!” I called out. “Where are you, Desperado?”
“GET THAT GLITTER AWAY FROM ME!”
“Yup, that’s Desperado.”
“WHAT DID I JUST SAY, SA?”
“Heh…caps,” said Anger Level, dressed up in a vampire costume. A jar of glitter was in his hand, and the lid was open. “Soiherduliektobeshiny-”
“Drop. That. Glitter. SA,” I ordered.
“I AM NOT A SHINY.”
“You’re dressed like a Gligar and you’re sparkling. You’re f***ing shiny.”
“…DAMMIT!” Anger Level flew (like a Gligar) at me; I raised my portal gun and fired. He flew in (like a Gligar), and then I fired another portal in the direction of a moderator. Anger Level flew out, unable to stop.
“BANHAMMER HO!” yelled the mod. He swung, and Anger Level disappeared.
I untied Desperado, and we ran out of Vongola HQ.
“Good work, Hiyama, but you still have 2 more friends to rescue,” chimed in GLaDOS. “Dementuo is in TCG. Good luck~”
“Well great. I heard the TCG Trolls are terrible.”
“They’re not that good at trolling. They’re failtrolls, that’s why they turned into Trolls physically. I, on the other hand, troll to tell the truth; that’s why I’m still in human form,” replied Desperado. “Because, you know, that’s just how I troll.”
GLaDOS chimed in. “Ba-dum-ch.”
“Sorry Dem, looks like you and FTWynn will have to wait until PArT TWo.”
“WELL HURRY UP! THEIR SINGING IS TERRIBLE!” yelled Dementuo.
“Why what are they singing? Tell us,” I said.
“They’re singing ‘White and Trolly’ by The Trolling Stones, you know, the group famous for the genre of Rock and Troll? IT’S TERRIBLE!”
“Well, Dem, it sucks to be you right now. See you in PArT TWo.”
“NOOOOooooooo……”
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[spoiler= part 2]
“Okay Dem we’re back on!”
“It’s about time! Get me out of here!”
“Now remember, you have to use your portal guns. I sealed off the individual forums from each other,” reminded GLaDOS.
Desperado and I synchronized our portal launches, jumping from forum to forum. We barely survived the feeding frenzy of spambots in the Games section and the laughter from reading a fan-fic strangely similar to the story I’m telling now.
“Must be a world within a world,” said GLaDOS.
“Suuure, just like the RPs in the real world. I call BS. I bet these stories are far more interesting anyway,” replied Desperado.
“I happen to have BS’s number. It’s 1-800-2&2-FFFF- er, I mean, it’s just 10. And let me guess, by a factor of 9001?”
“What would make you say that?”
“I’m just…saiyan. Now, for you and Hiyama to get to Dementuo, the two of you must launch a portal at that wall. At the same time. That means simultaneously. Understand?”
We have to do what you say anyway, GLaDOS…
“Such a good boy, Hiyama^^”
Desperado and I aimed our portal guns at the wall, fired them at the same time, (YES, GLADOS, SIMULTANEOUSLY), and jumped in.
“Welcome to the TCG Bridge,” GLaDOS said cheerfully as we arrived. “The toll to cross is merely your sanity.”
Now I know why TCG Trolls are so notorious…
“Trolls be trollin’, yo~” chimed in GLaDOS. “Now get moving; I doubt Dementuo can last much longer with the trolling.”
“We should hurry,” said Desperado.
Desperado and I pretty much did what he said; we hurried. We got to the foot of the bridge when a Troll approached us.
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
What are you, Gate Guardian? Go pa-troll somewhere else.
“I ACTIVATE DARK HOLE!”
“Your caps make me have lulz. I ACTIVATE PLOT DEVICE! It allows me to go over the top Clear Mind Nexus, reduce your Life Points to 0, and have me automatically win the duel!”
“I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!!” said the Troll as his Life Points were instantly reduced to 0 and he disappeared into the Shadow Realm.
“Screw the rules, I have green hair,” said Desperado as he and I crossed the bridge. After we crossed the Bridge, Desperado grabbed his hair and pulled. It came off, revealing golden-brown hair underneath.
WHOA!
“What?”
Your hair! It’s not green!
“Well of course not. I’m not some sort of Pokemon Trainer who has to choose between two Legendary Pokemon and as a result be called a racist.”
I suppose you’re right. But still, how does a green wig bestow such power?
“It’s still considered green hair; it still screws the rules.”
I looked off to the side as he was talking.
Hey I found Dementu- WHOA!
“Whoa what? OH.”
Desperado and I came upon a scene so strange, it gave the two of us a mindf***.
Dementuo was surrounded by furry female humanoids.
Dang fetishes. I facepalmed.
“You got that right, Hiyama.”
Dem! Stop the fetish-ing. It’s making you look like a weeaboo!
“But I can’t help it! They’re so furry~!”
Just then, a humanoid Pikachu came running in heroically, swinging a banhammer left and right.
After the dust cleared, the humanoid Pikachu had disappeared, the furry humanoids were gone, and Dementuo, now untied, was left dazed.
“Come on, Mr. Furry-fetish, we have to save FTWynn.”
“Good luck with that,” GLaDOS said. “FTWynn is at the top of Status Mountain.”
“You have got to be kidding me,” said Desperado.
“Don’t worry though,” said GLaDOS. “The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.”
We found ourselves sinking into a Troll’s Bottomless Trap Hole.
NICE HINT AT THE TROLLING, GLADOS.
“You’re welcome, Hiyama^^”
PFFT. Quick! The portal guns!
Desperado, Dementuo (now somewhat recovered), and I aimed at where we were sinking, and fired. A few seconds later, we found ourselves at the foot of Status Mountain.
“Welcome to Status Mountain! Here you can see that the mountain itself is composed of spam and trolls on fire. That is punishment for what they’ve done, so do mind what you say here; all of YCM sees it,” explained GLaDOS.
Dementuo stepped on a rock at the foot of the mountain and yelled out “HIIIIIIII!!!!!”
Within the next five seconds, he got slapped with comments saying “No 1 word statuses.”
My word, that’s a lot of spam.
“You can say that again, Hiyama,” said Dementuo.
I would but it would be spam.
“Oh…right.”
“Let’s get moving. We have climbing to do,” said Desperado.
“Why not just use portals?” asked Dementuo. All of a sudden, Dementuo got slapped with comments from left to right. From “OMG YOU PLAY PORTAL 2?” and “THE CAKE IS A LIE” to the most idiotic spam of things not relating-, well, they never related to the situation at hand anyway. Typical status bar moment. Go figure.
We all facepalmed, but we knew we had to use the portal guns. I nodded at Dementuo and Desperado. We aimed our guns and fired. We jumped into our respective portals and soon found ourselves near the summit.
I looked over at Desperado and Dementuo. I waved them over, and with a short Portal Message thread (GLaDOS: “I JUST WON THE GAME!” DAMMIT STOP MAKING ME LOSE!) we agreed on one more portal to the summit.
For lulz, we all simultaneously yelled, “BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP!” while launching our portals. Good thing we all got in our portals before Sir Spamalot had arrived; that would have been ugly.
We all found ourselves at the summit: Desperado, Dementuo, and I were right behind FTWynn in his captivity chair. I cut him loose, while Dementuo yelled at the top of his lungs “I’M KING OF THE WORLD!”
He was slapped with countless “Cool story bro” memes and every other possible variation. We all rofl’d.
Just then, GLaDOS spoke to us.
“Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye.”
You’re pulling my leg, aren’t you, GLaDOS?
“I’m not, but a Troll is.”
“TROLOLOLOLOLOLO-”
I kicked it off Status Mountain.
“Guys, is it getting hot up here?” asked Dementuo. I looked over the summit; flames were engulfing the spam and Trolls, and they were climbing fast,
DON’T TELL ME A FLAME WAR IS GOING ON!
“Trololo~” chimed in GLaDOS.
“Power in words…yeesh,” commented Desperado.
“I’m like Yugi Motou. We both have awesome voices. Yugi may have been voiced by DAN GREEN, but I was voiced by ELLEN MCLAIN. I win the game AND the challenge. Oh, and inb4nexus :3”
“Oh yeah, GLaDOS?” retorted Dementuo. “INAFTERINB4NEXUS! I PLAY OVER THE TOP CLEAR MIND NEXUS WITH CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE FTW!!!!!!”
“You rang?” FTWynn jumped up, pulled a card from his sleeve, and struck a dramatic pose.
“Impossibl-!”
All we saw in that moment was a Shooting Quasar Dragon, a spiky-haired guy on a red duel runner, and a big flash.
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“WTFauKorean happened, where the heck are we, and why was that last part so anti-climactic?” asked Desperado.
“Well you see, I just inafterinb4’d GLaDOS, we are all back home, and blame the writer,” replied Dementuo.
“How, what, and why? You were trolled to the breaking point in TCG, and spammed so many times on Status Mountain that you couldn’t possibly have the focus for something like that. And how are we back home? And why blame the writerr?”
“You see Desperado, Shooting Quasar Dragon is OPed. Not even GLaDOS can defeat the power of Over the Top Clear Mind Nexus and its power level of over 9000. Plus, the writer wrote this story for lulz,” explained FTWynn.
“But Quasar’s ATK is only 4000…owait, the power of Clear Mind exceeds everything. And this entire story really has been lulzy.”
“Hey guys, anybody want some cake?” I asked, walking up.
“Hiyama, it has been established that the cake is a lie,” said FTWynn.
“Well I mean, I brought it out here since the TV was talking to me again.”
“And what did it say to you exactly?”
“It was singing some song. Sounded robotic. Oh wait! Now I remember! The song was ‘Still Alive’ and…oh.”
“Hey guys, what’s that?” asked Desperado, pointing at the playground across the street. Something was hanging down from the monkey bars.
“Hai guys~ Did you know that the cake is a lie?”
“NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!”
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OMFG! I loved Hiyama's story ^_^

I found it really funny..... and creative I guess xD

I lol'ed so much at the Status Mountain part!
"HIIIII!" *comment slap* "NO 1 WORD STATUS!"

LOOL!

+rep Hiyama

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[quote name='Hiyama Kiyoteru' timestamp='1308792112' post='5304204']
lolhilarity

I feel like advertising it. Maybe I will xD

[size="1"]Someone forgot to disable emoticons though *coughkoreancough* xD[/size]
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whoops ima fix that, how do you disable emoticons again?

and yeah also enjoy the bonus horror story for guys, comedy for girls
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[quote name='Mizuki Hoshimigaki' timestamp='1308793504' post='5304241']
OMFG! I loved Hiyama's story ^_^

I found it really funny..... and creative I guess xD

I lol'ed so much at the Status Mountain part!
"HIIIII!" *comment slap* "NO 1 WORD STATUS!"

LOOL!

+rep Hiyama
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Thanks Mizuki, that really means a lot^^
And thanks for the rep :D

@Korean: "Configure Post Options" and then un-check the "Enable Emoticons" box.
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