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Very good question, once upon a time there was a little tennis player named Jeffery

Jeffery was a good little kid, prancing and dancing and doing all the weird thing tennis players do. Then one day he awoke to discover he was secretly a lesbian hippo.


Then we shot our gentleman.
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[quote name='Wind Sorcerer Vaati' timestamp='1297563360' post='5005813']
Why am I posting here.
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Because your dead.

Now then, shall we go 4 minutes before your past?


[quote name='Hinagiku Katsura' timestamp='1297564390' post='5005860']
Hah!

You're a cool guy.

Who's the person in your profile picture?
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Her name is Puniyo she is from a game called Mana Khemia 2: Fall of Alchemy, it's pretty fun and has a awesome cast.

She was raised by Puni's the weakest monsters in the world.
[quote name='Nastasia' timestamp='1297564488' post='5005866']
Why, Mr. Nexev, this is a silly idea. What drove you to make such a thread?
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Jesus came to me in my sleep to show me how sucky the world would have been without me.

Apperantly people get so happy no one can b**** at things anymore, it turns out Jesus is a huge troll and was just playing with me.


So I ripped his heart out and ate it.

Then the three ghosts of christmas told me to stop being so mean, of course I'm jewish so we just had some tea.

Delicous tea made from the souls of virgins.

And fresh leaves from India.

They were decent fellows.

Then this Satan fellow was like "Hey chap, what say you make one of those Q&A that is all the commotion down town?"

And I thought such a notion was absolutly smashing.

So I did.
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[quote name='Hinagiku Katsura' timestamp='1297571923' post='5006076']
It's funny because you said you were Jewish, thus makingbthe Ghosts' arguments worthless!

So...
How are you?
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We are not even angry.

We are being SO SINCERE right now.

Even though you tore my heart.

And killed me.

[quote name='Mr Spaz the Twenty Third©' timestamp='1297617602' post='5006832']
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4752341
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Because it is your birthright. You as the 23 in the line of spaz's must become a prosecutor and stop the nefarious Redd White.
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[quote name='Wind Sorcerer Vaati' timestamp='1297631767' post='5007238']
How did I die?

How did you get Ghost Tricks?

And most importantly...

Who am I?
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You got shot by a red herring I got ghost tricks cause I'm jesus.

Your Polly the parrot owned by the Pirate king Frenchy.

[quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1297631980' post='5007248']
Why do trolls enjoy trolling?
I mean, do they get off it or something?
If so, why .__.
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Haters gonna hate/
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[quote name='GlĐ¾rious' timestamp='1297636846' post='5007394']
What is Nexev?
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Nexev is everything, the cosmos and stuff.

We are like Jesus on crack.

[quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1297636975' post='5007396']
Wassup with that?

ooooweeee.
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Everything.

Everything is up with it.

[quote name='Byakuya Kuchiki' timestamp='1297637632' post='5007415']
What is the meaning of life?
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Me.

I am the meaning of life.
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[quote name='PikaPerson01' timestamp='1297641268' post='5007512']
If you ever had kids, what would you name them?
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Son and Daugheter.

I am nothing if not honest.

[quote name='Mr Spaz the Twenty Third©' timestamp='1297641726' post='5007526']
Where did you get your name?
[/quote]

A angel told me it.

A angel known as I got drunk and forgot.
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