Justice Master Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 [quote name='Halubaris Maphotika' timestamp='1296168650' post='4966227'] Im sorry the belief your reading doesnt even involve a "god" per say its an Ancient Aliens interpretation... [/quote] Oh, I aplogize. So Aliens gave Noah the power to store DNA and left this perfectly good planet. That's still flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 well im not very good at describing things right to get a very good interpretation you would have to watch Ancient Aliens on history channel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Master Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 I've seen bits and pieces of Ancient Aliens, but my major WTH questions are: 1.How did one guy manage to build a huge, freaking boat? 2.How did a flood capible of killing everything occur? 3.The whole statement is assuming that A. Aliens found our planet and B. Noah actually did exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 I believe the aliens helped him make it... With a more advanced technology than us im sure they could come up with something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 He has 7 years to build the boat and the last great meltdown of the ice age glaciers were around the same time earily civilizations around the world all have storys accounting to a a great floos around the same timeline even remote ons like Aztecs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS I SAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Master Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 That could happen, but it doesn't answer 2. And 3 is the most likely answer, which could be wrong, but until someone tells me how the super flood happened I go by my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 an atomic bomb maybe im not quite sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Master Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 That is a turn for the worse for your theory. Your theory is far too reliant on the possible but unlikely side. 1. Noah must have existed and built an Ark. Probability=70/100 2. Aliens had to find our planet and then leave for an unkown reason. Probability=60/100 3. The aliens must have dropped an A Bomb on our planet as well as have the technology to find us and have an A Bomb. Probability=30/100 4. They also had to be able to communicate with us as well as show us how to use materials wisely. =17/100 5. Little evidence shows they existed(if they did). If people came from the sky, I think everyone would know about it and at least someone would draw a picture showing the Alien. Probability=2/100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 in regards to number 4 the story of Enoch where he was takin up by angels and was taught there language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyo Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 [quote name='Justice Master' timestamp='1296170981' post='4966449'] That is a turn for the worse for your theory. Your theory is far too reliant on the possible but unlikely side. 1. Noah must have existed and built an Ark. Probability=70/100 2. Aliens had to find our planet and then leave for an unkown reason. Probability=60/100 3. The aliens must have dropped an A Bomb on our planet as well as have the technology to find us and have an A Bomb. Probability=30/100 4. They also had to be able to communicate with us as well as show us how to use materials wisely. =17/100 5. Little evidence shows they existed(if they did). If people came from the sky, I think everyone would know about it and at least someone would draw a picture showing the Alien. Probability=2/100 [/quote] Or 6. Some Ancient race sent two huge alien beings to populate some planets. One crashed into the other's planet by mistake, releasing humans on Earth. Then the proper populator comes and is sealed in some corner of the planet, and millenniums later some huge conspiracy tries to unleash the rightful populator... Wait, where am I going with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Master Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 [quote name='Kiyo' timestamp='1296175645' post='4966761'] Or 6. Some Ancient race sent two huge alien beings to populate some planets. One crashed into the other's planet by mistake, releasing humans on Earth. Then the proper populator comes and is sealed in some corner of the planet, and millenniums later some huge conspiracy tries to unleash the rightful populator... Wait, where am I going with this? [/quote] I lol'd. Also, Probability=0.1/100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 1. Noah must have existed and built an Ark. Probability=80/100 2. Aliens had to find our planet and then leave for an unkown reason. Probability=0.01/100 3. The aliens must have dropped an A Bomb on our planet as well as have the technology to find us and have an A Bomb. Probability=.0000000000000001/100 4. They also had to be able to communicate with us as well as show us how to use materials wisely. =.001/100 5. Little evidence shows they existed(if they did). If people came from the sky, I think everyone would know about it and at least someone would draw a picture showing the Alien. Probability=.001/100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Master Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 [quote name='Grand★Raine' timestamp='1296177674' post='4966901'] 1. Noah must have existed and built an Ark. Probability=80/100 2. Aliens had to find our planet and then leave for an unkown reason. Probability=0.01/100 3. The aliens must have dropped an A Bomb on our planet as well as have the technology to find us and have an A Bomb. Probability=.0000000000000001/100 4. They also had to be able to communicate with us as well as show us how to use materials wisely. =.001/100 5. Little evidence shows they existed(if they did). If people came from the sky, I think everyone would know about it and at least someone would draw a picture showing the Alien. Probability=.001/100 [/quote] This is basiclly what I meant. I just try not to offend people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 I'm sorry but, aliens... really? I wont believe in a species more advanced than ours until I have the corpse of one in my cold unfeeling hands. On the other hand, I'm so for getting to habitable planets and enslaving the native populace... Oh my gawd, I'm an European! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Master Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 [quote name='Grand★Raine' timestamp='1296178577' post='4966937'] I'm sorry but, aliens... really? I wont believe in a species more advanced than ours until I have the corpse of one in my cold unfeeling hands. On the other hand, I'm so for getting to habitable planets and enslaving the native populace... Oh my gawd, I'm an European! [/quote] There are most likely aliens out there. I mean the universe is big, really big. The odds of us being the only life in the galaxy are less likely then there being others out there. I'm not saying we'll get any visits soon, and we don't even know if the life out there is more intelligent or less intelligent than us. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 I swear on the life on someone I don't care about I will not rest until I have proven that we are the most advance species in the universe and then enslave every other species to our whim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 if you want a drawing that depicts an alien technology type thing look at Glorification of eucharist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 *is laughing so hard at this meyham that he needed to go to the bathroom twice in the last 2 minutes* *then laughed even harder as he exageratingly facepalms himself 50 times* *receives a concussion and fails the concussion test* *then regrets slapping his face repeatedly* cycle repeats 3x *then i rofl....* *then i decide im gonna change the topic by the weekend just to c how loony everyone can get* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 It's a great story, very gory, often emotional at times. I give it 7/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Well I know that you should ignore pretty much everything in the new testament but you have to think. A man and a woman. 2 people. More than 4 ethnic groups and evoltuion and adaption never happened over time that time. I think Jesus[God] contradicted his own word. If Jesus is God, then Jesus talked to himself and told himself that he is going to let himself be captured and put to death. Shouldn't that be a form of suicide? Hell, if we were told to listen what's said in the new testament then Alexis's parents should have stoned her to death for not being a virgin before marriage and defying their word. I find it sad when people think Christianity started slavery though. It was the Greeks that started it after the Mycaneans were conquered and somehow disappeared. My opinion on different parts of the bible is mixed though. The middle east is desert if not fareming lands. not enough trees to build an ark of that scale. Even then, a flood would cause massive ersosion and weathering destroying the chances to farm. the bible says God gives us free will but it also says God hardened the pharoah's heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 I apologize... I was wrong i have learned so many new things today that I can hardly wrap myself around them how could all of us be so blind? There is no god... The bible has been comepletely misunderstood... We Are God... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Master Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 [quote name='Halubaris Maphotika' timestamp='1296253125' post='4968771'] I apologize... I was wrong i have learned so many new things today that I can hardly wrap myself around them how could all of us be so blind? There is no god... The bible has been comepletely misunderstood... We Are God... [/quote] Ehh, no. We're just a species who don't like to think that when we die, we just stay in the ground. We like to beleive we get some kind of special treatment because the idea of just dying and no after life scares us. People like the idea of hell because those who did bad things suffer. It's all that simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 fraid not... Im sorry but it is still not time yet to reveal the truth you will all come to understand it when the time is right... We are god, They are god, I am god. The bible clearly states that along with other religious texts of different religions. Great scientists of the world believed this to be true. Isaac Newton, Eistein, Jesus Christ, Galileo Galilei, Leonardo de ser Piero Davinci, and many many more... How could I have been so blind... How could the world have been so blind... They have comepletely misunderstood what the bible's truth was ITS STARING US RIGHT IN THE FACE! However we are too primitive to understand... The time will come however when all will learn the truth. E Plurubus Unum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 [quote name='Halubaris Maphotika' timestamp='1296253125' post='4968771'] I apologize... I was wrong i have learned so many new things today that I can hardly wrap myself around them how could all of us be so blind? There is no god... The bible has been comepletely misunderstood... We Are God... [/quote] As watered down and basic this idea is, it is right in a sense. We are humanity the only existence to have been able to see past the simplistic cycles of survival and reproduction into one of complexity and sophistication. No other known species has been capable of advanced thought, no other species has been able to create something as grand as cities and societies, no other species has been able to alter there own destiny in a way as humans. We started with civilizations, we invented with the idea of making life more enjoyable and hard work easier, then we created laws to govern ourselves and so on and so forth. We have gone into space, achieved though the natural world would think impossible and we are still doing it, creation of multi-cell life through science, explorations into deep space. We are gods, the ones who can govern the world with the our own hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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