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Jake the Sage

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Wow I totally couldn't care less

 

[kicks Dad]

Des come on...stop that

 

I don't think the waterfall of tears will ever truely stop. Once I'm completely dried of all bodily fluids that went into my tears the damage to my inner core will never be repaired. And even if I was able to bring out my normal manly exterior on the inside I'll be a panzy brought upon by this scarring revelation.

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*yawns*

 

Bo~ring . . .

 

*dodges another kick*

 

You are no fun. Now if only I actually had the time to have my way with you but I will be leaving to my mother's soon. Oh well. Maybe I can get back to you when I get back. Unless of course proper payment has been provided as to convince me otherwise.

I can stop talking for 30 minutes, YAYY!

 

Bet you can't beat that record.

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You guys can't really complain about people with body odour, try Australia; the Aborgines think their natural odour is attractive and thus never shower or deoderize and congregate in large groups, especially when the football is on.

 

Some of them even have these disgusting mouth infections brought on by sniffing petrol and smoking.

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Well, we still have to suggest something worse. So, if you want him to make love to you, then you would have to request that he does a dominatrix, where you dom, naturally.

 

Well of course but I assumed in the attempt to get us to stop he'll listen to our demands. That or actually be into it and bend down for us to take him on from both sides while we highfive. Let's hope for the former. The latter would be one hell of an awkward rejection.

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Oh you really are going somewhere . . . I thought that was just an excuse.

 

And that chill you feel is horror at the thought of her returning to do some mind numbingly evil thing which will end with your intestines strung up everywhere in the hotel.

 

On another note I'm finding new music.

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Oh you really are going somewhere . . . I thought that was just an excuse.

 

I meant I could have been much worse in terms of screwing with you.

 

And that chill you feel is horror at the thought of her returning to do some mind numbingly evil thing which will end with your intestines strung up everywhere in the hotel.

 

Yeah, I kind of doubt.

 

On another note I'm finding new music.

 

Okay?

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