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Oh please . . . Mars is the f*cker to back up.

 

If you know the actual mythology about Ares you wouldn't be backing him up. The hardcore kick ass God of War you are thinking about is the Roman version Mars. Ares was hit once by a mortal hero and went running back to Mount Olympus like a f*cking b*tch . . .

 

Don't believe me. Go read it up . . .

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Oh please . . . Mars is the f*cker to back up.

 

If you know the actual mythology about Ares you wouldn't be backing him up. The hardcore kick ass God of War you are thinking about is the Roman version Mars. Ares was hit once by a mortal hero and went running back to Mount Olympus like a f*cking b*tch . . .

 

Don't believe me. Go read it up . . .

 

I know the story behind Ares. But because he's the God of War, he supports my style irl and sometimes here.

But it's true. His screams can be heard for miles. However, he is rather mischievous as well. Like me. :3

 

Hephaestus (probably spelled wrong) is the best. And Cerberus is freaking awesome. <----Nicknamed a revolver Cerberus. Then later found out Brandon Heat from Gungrave also did that.

 

I love Cerberus. I do not like how he looks in Dante's Inferno, tho.

I hate the bubbles he spurts out of its mouth even more. Dx

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I know the story behind Ares. But because he's the God of War, he supports my style irl and sometimes here.

But it's true. His screams can be heard for miles. However, he is rather mischievous as well. Like me. :3

 

 

 

I love Cerberus. I do not like how he looks in Dante's Inferno, tho.

I hate the bubbles he spurts out of its mouth even more. Dx

 

Cerberus in Dante's Inferno isn't even a dog. It's...a freaky fiend with mouths for eyes ._.

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Cerberus in Dante's Inferno isn't even a dog. It's...a freaky fiend with mouths for eyes ._.

 

Inorite? And I didn't even play the game. I just watched the playthrough.

Lust was hard to look at. I know, "but it's LUST! It has boobz!" but think about it: It's hell, so the lustful souls are punished by girls with snakes for vaginas. :/

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Those were scorpion stingers, not snakes ._.

 

Who cares? There's supposed to be a vagina there! Dx

Regardless, Cleopatra at the end was freaky. You press the given button a second late and your dead from her teeth.

I can picture myself going "holy sh****t what just happened?! 0_o"

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Who cares? There's supposed to be a vagina there! Dx

Regardless, Cleopatra at the end was freaky. You press the given button a second late and your dead from her teeth.

I can picture myself going "holy sh****t what just happened?! 0_o"

 

First was teeth, second was teeth, third I think is making out with Cleopatra while you're on top of her o.O

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First was teeth, second was teeth, third I think is making out with Cleopatra while you're on top of her o.O

 

That must be because Dante is trying to overcome all of the sins that he committed while he was alive. If he gives in to lust, basically he gave up, labeling defeat.

Same goes for every other circle, except I don't know if any of those related to the Cleopatra scene.

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That must be because Dante is trying to overcome all of the sins that he committed while he was alive. If he gives in to lust, basically he gave up, labeling defeat.

Same goes for every other circle, except I don't know if any of those related to the Cleopatra scene.

 

Well Cleopatra was like the one boss with that many reaction commands at the end of it; Cerberus had reaction commands throughout.

Other bosses, like Dante's Father, have cutscenes.

Lucifer has like the most reaction commands.

And the most fighting involved.

 

As for the sin part; he does it in every circle. The cross from his crusades makes him relive flashbacks.

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Okay out of all the Gods/Goddesses out there my favorite possibly has to be 'The Monkey King'

 

Yeah, I wouldn't say Ares is my FAVORITE, he just fits what I prefer as far as combat.

Poseidon is a good pick for me, since I have a knack for earthquakes and storms let alone sailing.

Let's see... Hades is too dark and ominous for me... Zeus is just asking for mainstream...

Ah, the hell with it. I'm mortal and every god envies it. :P

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Yeah, I wouldn't say Ares is my FAVORITE, he just fits what I prefer as far as combat.

Poseidon is a good pick for me, since I have a knack for earthquakes and storms let alone sailing.

Let's see... Hades is too dark and ominous for me... Zeus is just asking for mainstream...

Ah, the hell with it. I'm mortal and every god envies it. :P

 

Be a demigod; you're mortal, which makes them envious, and you have their powers, which makes them want to kill you even mo-

Screw it, you'll have a tough life.

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Be a demigod; you're mortal, which makes them envious, and you have their powers, which makes them want to kill you even mo-

Screw it, you'll have a tough life.

 

 

Both worlds suffer, but being a demi-god actually sounds like a good idea.

Need to brush up on my mythology to broaden my knowledge of that, though. I have a children's book of it, and it's surprisingly informative.

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