☖☠☗JAXCOB☗☠☖ Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 All my cousins,I don't know them. Except for 1,I grew up with. I have not seen him since 2002. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 We got to hang out with my Aunt and Uncles and one of my cousins. She means a certain portion of the family while the other was doing their own thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 That's pretty much how mine was. Some watched the game. Some just talked. Some (the kids, my cousin, and I) just did random sh*t while chasing and violently murdering eachother. Later, I visited my grandma and my brother said something hilariously stupid, sad, and kind of offensive to a veteran. Veteran: I went in a girl and came out with my head all messed up.Brother: Were you shot?Me: *Looks at him.* -____- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Wow DF that is something stupid to say. My time was mainly spent messing with the others and having the two year old niece yelling at the mall Santa, "Come here fat man!" I still can't believe you and Uncle Josh actually taught her to say something like that. Hey it's funny as hell, right guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Wow DF that is something stupid to say. My time was mainly spent messing with the others and having the two year old niece yelling at the mall Santa, "Come here fat man!" I still can't believe you and Uncle Josh actually taught her to say something like that. Hey it's funny as hell, right guys? Santas find that offensive, just saiyan >.> They prefer pleasantly plump and jolly to the bone. HO HO HO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Lora! I don't believe we officially met. I'm Brothar! :D *extinguishes Striker's lit room* Phew. None of my mines went off. *disarms mines, grabs them and books it to his room, setting Striker's room on fire again.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Wow DF that is something stupid to say.My brother is a major idiot. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your real kid.My time was mainly spent messing with the others and having the two year old niece yelling at the mall Santa, "Come here fat man!" I still can't believe you and Uncle Josh actually taught her to say something like that. Hey it's funny as hell, right guys?Meh. I can top that. At Thanksgiving I was playing horse with some of my younger cousins. When somebody got the first three letters the kids started say "hor." I told them not to say it because it was a very bad word. They wouldn't leave me alone about what it meant until like 20 minutes later when I had to leave. The only hint I gave to them was that my brother is one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Brothar we've met before. Yeah I know Shizuo and that is why it's so f*cking funny. EDIT: DF I am not THAT stupid. I may act it but I ain't that stupid. Period. Also that tops mine, really? I don't think so . . . please try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Brothar we've met before. Yeah I know Shizuo and that is why it's so f*cking funny. Met, but not officially met, as in, talked. But whatevs. Jake, that was f*cking funny what she just said. I rofled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 All you did was teach a kid something rude and offensive. I accidentally taught some kids that something was rude and offensive while also having to deal with the fact that I'm not they should learn these kinds of things from. If anybody does teach them it should be their parents...or TV. Now they may actually use that word ands if they're caught it might be known that I taught them that word and I'll get in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 My Aunt gets hurt, breaks a nail if you can believe it, and is bleeding. What does the two year old say? Do it again! No kidding or exaggerating. That is exactly what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 My Aunt gets hurt, breaks a nail if you can believe it, and is bleeding. What does the two year old say? Do it again! No kidding or exaggerating. That is exactly what she said. You are a bad influence. LORA, SMACK HIM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Actually I can't smack him. Dad didn't teach her to say that. She said it on her own. Ha, HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 If my younger sibling did the same thing, I'd get the hell out of there and listen to the fireworks behind a closed door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Don't worry. I'll just smack him. With my bat. In the face. Hard. Wait...I don't know if that'll work...Jake is used to getting smacked in the face by hard things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Oh ha ha . . . *kicks DF out of the window* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 *Fires grappling hook that hooks onto the window sill and I climb back in.* You know I jest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 And I know you had a grappling hook, thus why I made that window sill collapsible. I fixed it. F*ck << Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Women and their fixing habits. Gotta love it. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☖☠☗JAXCOB☗☠☖ Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Jacob and his fixing habits. Gotta love it. ^^:I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 [looks over to Brothar]Repeat that again so I can make sure you deserve to be hanging out of that window by a thin rope around your ankle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 [looks over to Brothar]Repeat that again so I can make sure you deserve to be hanging out of that window by a thin rope around your ankle. Calm down, Lora, it's just Brothar; he's not worth that kind of trouble >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 You sure I still have the grappling hook. I can hook his ankle and have him hang. It'll only take a few seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 [looks over to Brothar]Repeat that again so I can make sure you deserve to be hanging out of that window by a thin rope around your ankle. ...it was a... compliment? >_> Either way, I have wings so... heights aren't really a weakening factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted November 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 I was to torture him Des ... not outright kill him.Shizuo I know but still ... So anyone got any other good stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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