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Twinkle twinkle, mother eating people! Are you mocking me? I don't need your charity, I have my own hot water. Watch I just take off my- WHAT THE HELL ARE MY PANTS! You did this, T.V. Antenna, YOU DID! You wanted me to fail. How... HOW COULD YOU ANTENNA-SAN! WE LOVED EACH OTHER! That's it from this day forth I am a wanderer... of STYLE! BOOM! DUM! BOOM! Oh, my memories from 'nam. We were in a foxhole surrounded by Charlies, yes, they were all named Charlie. I thought it was odd too. UNTIL I SAW THE DAMN SOMBEROS! I thought how could a pepper move with such grace and dignity. And that how I lost my virginity... to a pepper... a chili pepper... a red hot chili pepper. WAITER! ANOTHER DRINK!

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You're funny for an endangered species. ^_^

 

Cheese is good too. I also like to cover it with parmesian cheese to soak up all the grease.

 

He's not endangered.

You're in danger though, if you think you can take me on. *picks up a vending machine*

 

You didn't get the Canadian joke, eh?

 

Twinkle twinkle, mother eating people! Are you mocking me? I don't need your charity, I have my own hot water. Watch I just take off my- WHAT THE HELL ARE MY PANTS! You did this, T.V. Antenna, YOU DID! You wanted me to fail. How... HOW COULD YOU ANTENNA-SAN! WE LOVED EACH OTHER! That's it from this day forth I am a wanderer... of STYLE! BOOM! DUM! BOOM! Oh, my memories from 'nam. We were in a foxhole surrounded by Charlies, yes, they were all named Charlie. I thought it was odd too. UNTIL I SAW THE DAMN SOMBEROS! I thought how could a pepper move with such grace and dignity. And that how I lost my virginity... to a pepper... a chili pepper... a red hot chili pepper. WAITER! ANOTHER DRINK!

 

NO MORE DRINKS FOR YOU, YOU DRUNKARD!

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Twinkle twinkle, mother eating people! Are you mocking me? I don't need your charity, I have my own hot water. Watch I just take off my- WHAT THE HELL ARE MY PANTS! You did this, T.V. Antenna, YOU DID! You wanted me to fail. How... HOW COULD YOU ANTENNA-SAN! WE LOVED EACH OTHER! That's it from this day forth I am a wanderer... of STYLE! BOOM! DUM! BOOM! Oh, my memories from 'nam. We were in a foxhole surrounded by Charlies, yes, they were all named Charlie. I thought it was odd too. UNTIL I SAW THE DAMN SOMBEROS! I thought how could a pepper move with such grace and dignity. And that how I lost my virginity... to a pepper... a chili pepper... a red hot chili pepper. WAITER! ANOTHER DRINK!

LOL drunkpost

 

He's not endangered.

You're in danger though, if you think you can take me on. *picks up a vending machine*

 

You didn't get the Canadian joke, eh?

Is that a challenge?

 

*shifts mechanical suit from skin and readies lazer shield device.*

 

Bring it. >8D

 

Also, pandas are indeed an endangered species.

 

:D

 

Shiz,

 

gimme whatever Raine is having.

Me too. Flame it for me as well. (>^_^)>

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NO MORE DRINKS FOR YOU, YOU DRUNKARD!

 

DO IT OR I'LL BURN YOUR OVEN AND HAVE YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND'S CHILDREN!

 

:D

 

Shiz,

 

gimme whatever Raine is having.

 

When a oak tree and a seal love each very much, the seals acts like b****. This imitation of the natural order is bad for the economy for he is put to death in the state of Texas since the Oak Tree Dolphin relationship was actually a homosexual one. So the what we really need is more shoes! Are you going to deny people shoes? I thought not, otherwise all our brains would be rot and we would become... Seals ourselves. AND I CAN'T GO BACK TO PRISON!

 

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What do pandas being endangered have to do with me? :/

 

Nothing. <.<

 

 

DO IT OR I'LL BURN YOUR OVEN AND HAVE YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND'S CHILDREN!

 

When a oak tree and a seal love each very much, the seals acts like b****. This imitation of the natural order is bad for the economy for he is put to death in the state of Texas since the Oak Tree Dolphin relationship was actually a homosexual one. So the what we really need is more shoes! Are you going to deny people shoes? I thought not, otherwise all our brains would be rot and we would become... Seals ourselves. AND I CAN'T GO BACK TO PRISON!

 

But if Seals take over, the dolphins will eventually build an army of jello giraffes and pudding cacti and attack.

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Can't you people pretend to be civilized while I help Catwoman get her trophies <<

 

What'd I do? :/

Because apparently everyone thinks your a panda. :I

 

Everyone is an idiot.

I will break you.

You and your mechanical suit. And lazer shield.

 

But first, just to have people stop begging...

 

*serves drinks*

 

You want a weapon to help you with that?

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I'm not entirly sure what's going on right now, but I like granulated sugar. PUT ME DOWN FOR 100 GRAND ON THAT KID! If I win the bet, you have to marry me. Except with like... the pizza and turtles and the Socialist Party. WAIT! So... Jack is being wife-beaten by Kitty Lady and my bartender stopped serving me applesause. THIS IS TERRIBLE! WE ONLY HAVE 25 HOURS TO SAVE THE EARTH FROM TOTAL ANNIHILATION!

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I'm not entirly sure what's going on right now, but I like granulated sugar. PUT ME DOWN FOR 100 GRAND ON THAT KID! If I win the bet, you have to marry me. Except with like... the pizza and turtles and the Socialist Party. WAIT! So... Jack is being wife-beaten by Kitty Lady and my bartender stopped serving me applesause. THIS IS TERRIBLE! WE ONLY HAVE 25 HOURS TO SAVE THE EARTH FROM TOTAL ANNIHILATION!

I am suddenly in love with you more than I have ever been.
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