Yang Xiao-Long Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Desu is awake? *shoots another tranquilizer at Desu the Panda* Excuse me as I sell him to a Zoo. *throws a sign to block the tranq dart* Excuse me guys, as I beat the utter snot outta Striker here.*hefts a vending machine* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 You guys know tranqs don't work on me, right? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 You guys know tranqs don't work on me, right? :/ I think I know what does, though. Deesuuuuuu~! *glomps Desu*Desudesudesudesudesu~ *hugs Desu and won't let go* ...I spoke too soon ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 And I sure hope he doesn't try Ohio. You remember what happened last time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Desu, you are a Panda. Tranquilizers work on Pandas. Shizuo, you want a better salary? I can hook you up with a bartender job that gives more money than the Hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Striker, stop being such a stupid douchebag or do you really want to get on my bad side? I wouldn't mind becoming one of those people that you don't dare do anything stupid around. I've been refraining from doing so since there are so many thing I rather be doing than actually bother with your weak ass. Now are you going to continue to be a useless attention whore or will you go into that corner and take a time out until I say otherwise? Trust me, you'll have more pride if you do that than continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Striker I highly doubt, whither it be in reality or in fantasy, you could ever pay someone more than I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Striker, stop being such a stupid douchebag or do you really want to get on my bad side? I wouldn't mind becoming one of those people that you don't dare do anything stupid around. I've been refraining from doing so since there are so many thing I rather be doing than actually bother with your weak ass. Now are you going to continue to be a useless attention whore or will you go into that corner and take a time out until I say otherwise? Trust me, you'll have more pride if you do that than continue. *furnishes corner with reading chair and a bookcase* As you say Mr. Panda. Striker I highly doubt, whither it be in reality or in fantasy, you could ever pay someone more than I can. Jake, Jake, Jake. You obviously don't know how I got The Treehouse up and running. I can pay more than you. I don't because it'll create a larger target on my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted October 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 You know somehow black market and stealing comes to mind when I think about how you afforded your tree house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 *furnishes corner with reading chair and a bookcase* As you say Mr. Panda. Do not call me Panda. There is only one person who can and that sure as hell isn't you. You will refer to me as Desu and nothing less. You can earn some brownie points and say Master Desu. Jake, Jake, Jake. You obviously don't know how I got The Treehouse up and running. I can pay more than you. I don't because it'll create a larger target on my back. You went to Menards and stole all the wood there and then built a sh*tty treehouse in the hotel's backyard that was meant to copy the ones before it but it was struck by lightning and it was set on fire? I'm also guessing the smoke killed your other brain cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 You know somehow black market and stealing comes to mind when I think about how you afforded your tree house. I had a large army, I have a giant Treehouse made of a metal and wood mixture, I have a suit. I can afford a higher salary. Besides, you aren't the one who sells tons of Root Beer daily. EDIT: Yes Mr. Desu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 You sell root beer to like six people max. I don't think a bank is willing to give you a loan on any of that either. I develop, manufacture, and sell weapons. Mostly illegally. I think I might even be better off financially than you. Edit:If you use Mr. then say Finale, not Desu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 You sell root beer to like six people max. I don't think a bank is willing to give you a loan on any of that either. I develop, manufacture, and sell weapons. Mostly illegally. I think I might even be better off financially than you. I do business in other places. I just get most of my money here. Also, your weapons aren't as good quality as the ones I've seen Mr. Desu. I will purchase a MK-45 from you and double check my theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Desu-kinz, you still have to give me my gun D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Striker...You did NOT just insult the quality of my weapons. When did you ask for a gun, DD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Striker...You did NOT just insult the quality of my weapons. When did you ask for a gun, DD? I didn't. Alright, I did. However, I was going to buy one anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Striker...You did NOT just insult the quality of my weapons. When did you ask for a gun, DD?I think a week ago, maybe you didn't see it. Anyways, I want a gun. I know you know how to handle them, so surprise me. Thanksies Desu-kinz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 For starters, I doubt you can even afford it, Striker. Secondly, if you're going to insult it then I won't sell it to you. I must have not seen it. Anything you have in mind, DD? Handgun, assault rifle, shotgun, sniper rifle, gunblade, etc? And what's the price range you're looking at? Then there's also if you want any special customizations with it. I can't just surprise you if I want the best customer satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 *pulls out a briefcase of money* I'm a fan of the MK-45. I'm willing to buy two of them from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 For starters, I doubt you can even afford it, Striker. Secondly, if you're going to insult it then I won't sell it to you. I must have not seen it. Anything you have in mind, DD? Handgun, assault rifle, shotgun, sniper rifle, gunblade, etc? And what's the price range you're looking at? Then there's also if you want any special customizations with it. I can't just surprise you if I want the best customer satisfaction.Just two basic hand guns, a DD logo on the side and a slot to place my throwing knives in. That should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 I always thought people who use guns wear pajamas I use a katana ;3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Just two basic hand guns, a DD logo on the side and a slot to place my throwing knives in. That should do it. Sounds good. It will be ready in a few days.I always thought people who use guns wear pajamas I use a katana ;3 Excuse me? Well for your information I use more than just guns. And I can make katanas too if you're interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 I want to test some new ways of fighting, I am old skool. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Si Senor Panda 7 Katanas please (all black with an R.S.V ingraving) And one giant Zabusa-style sword (Again, all black with the ingraving 'Ultima Ratio Regum') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 I don't blame you, DD. I like to use all kinds of different of weapons so I can change things up a bit. Yes sir, Brad. It'll take a few days though. And call me Desu. Or I'll shove those seven katana and that bastard sword up your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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