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Jake the Sage

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*flies in on jet boots with two katanas on his back and high-tech gear strapped on from head to toe.*

Hey guys! You like my new look?

 

You look like sh*t. I want to take that sh*t you're wearing and smash it against the ground. Then I want to take a sh*t next to it and later forget which pile of sh*t was the actual sh*t.

Why must craziness happen while I do homework?

 

Usually it happens when you're here. :/

Over my AIDS-ridden corpse!

That's MY panda

unless of course...yknow...you don't mind sharing him...

 

I don't want to belong to either of you two and I sure as hell don't want to be shared by you two. D,X

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You look like sh*t. I want to take that sh*t you're wearing and smash it against the ground. Then I want to take a sh*t next to it and later forget which pile of sh*t was the actual sh*t.

Glad you like it. ^_^

...and even if you don't, I'll take that as a compliment anyway. :3

 

Why must craziness happen while I do homework?

That's usually when the crazy sh*t happens... when you're doing boring crap.

Like cramming for a test. F*ck, I hope I can get my grade up in my class, cause I'm failing it right now. >_<

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Oh, it's so fashionable to do noodle implements isn't it?

And your BLATANT innuendo is SO modernized these days isn't it?

 

I'll tell you something right now Broken.

Those shock-value fetish fics of yours are so Steven King meets Lady Gaga that I just want to PUKE reading them!!

I'm sorry that last one was a pretty low blow I apologize right here you know I didn't mean a word of it

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Okay you two knock it off.

 

Daemon it was a 5th cousin?

 

I am more surprised you KNOW your 5th cousin than anything else, or that you call them a cousin.

I just met them at the wedding since my family was invited for some reason. My mother knew him, so that is probably the reason. I called him cousin because it was and still is the polite thing to do.

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Actually Striker that IS how I expect Tree house members to act.

 

Really Broken? Eh . . . well never mind then (^^)

 

I guess so Daemon, but I can't consider a 5th cousin a . . . well . . . a cousin

That is your thing, but well my family is different.

 

Did you really think we;d fight over a panda?, come now.

I would if they were holding a taco.

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