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Jake the Sage

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Korean would reprogram GLaDOS to do...unspeakable things...

"Do not speak of such unspeakable things. They are unspeakable after all."

But I just spoke about it. And so did you.

...I think I succeeded in making GLaDOS qui-

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal, very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

 

...DAMMIT, GLADOS.

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Awe man now the colors are going to run and this was my favorite shirt!

 

*stands up and removes the shirt*

 

Now I have to soak it in cold water and hope that it isn't ruined or has a big spot on it. Daemon if this shirt is ruined you cough up blood or the money to buy a new one.

 

Dude, WTF? How the f*ck does your ass know so much about sh*t like this?

Ain't that kind of talk for women and females in general?

 

*glares at Jesse*

 

You try raising a daughter on your own and not learning a thing or two . . .

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