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Jake the Sage

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Sure, which first though? I like the crunch the body has when it still has it's soul.

 

-doggy frolics into Striker's room and proceeds to take a s***-

But, your stomach is bottomless. If you eat him with the soul, it is gone D=

 

 

I ALSO WANT A ROOF ROOM, IF POSSIBLE! MOVE BIRDIE AND I UP!

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But, your stomach is bottomless. If you eat him with the soul, it is gone D=

 

 

Uhm, can you visit the Void? You see whatever I eat just goes there. I have a storage room there, I'll give you the pass to use it. There's a large stock of souls there.

 

@Striker:

 

1. I don't have a human form.

 

2. I'm a wolf, I am very fast. I dodged your cage. It smelled like stupid btw, which is probably why I was able to casually sidestep to avoid it.

 

Anyways Striker you have a nice rug, I think it will frame my s*** wonderfully.

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*activates security system that Andx doesn't know about*

 

Try it Fenrir.

 

@Caeda: And yet they cannot return to human form.

*activates special anti security system that is trigged by said security system that summons ravenous SWAT trained bears to attack Striker's room*

 

Bears. What were the odds.

 

*halo of innoncence*

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I had systems in place to protect my room. *sees bears* Yawn. *activated hidden catapult and watches beard fly away*

Sir I am from the Department regulating and Ensealing Relics and Powers, call us DERP. I have been informed you have just thrown bears out of your premise? That is resisting arrest I'm afriad. We have been informed that objects of great power were hidden in a safe of yours from some anonymous tip triggered by some security system.

 

Those bears already had a search permit and by attacking trained officers like you did is both assualt, resisting arrest, and of course obstruction of justice. I am going to have to take you in.

 

Then of course we shall continue our search and if we find anything dangerous we will charge you accordingly.

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@Green Nex: They didn't show me any search warrants. That is illegal search and seizure.

Even supposing that's true we have a nice legal loop hole called the Good Faith Exception. ;D

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