Nexev Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I have been defeated, injured, met certain death before. That was when the SoJ was retired. Now, it is retired once more.FOOLISH FOOL WHO FOOLISHLY SPEAKS! MY EARS SHOULD NOT WASTE THEIR TIME HAVING TO HEAR YOU SPEAK. MY PATIENCE HAS BEEN STRETCHED LIGHTYEARS BEYOND IT'S INFINITELY PERFECT THRESHOLD. IT IS TIME YOU LEARN THAT THE ONLY PERFECTLY FLAWLESS BEING IS I, THE GREAT EXCALIBUR! FROM UNITED KING, I AM COMING FOR YOU STRIKER. SAY YOUR LAST GOODBYES, CAUSE WE ARE GOING TO CALIFORNIA. AND THEN TO HELL!!!!!! O: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 FOOLISH FOOL WHO FOOLISHLY SPEAKS! MY EARS SHOULD NOT WASTE THEIR TIME HAVING TO HEAR YOU SPEAK. MY PATIENCE HAS BEEN STRETCHED LIGHTYEARS BEYOND IT'S INFINITELY PERFECT THRESHOLD. IT IS TIME YOU LEARN THAT THE ONLY PERFECTLY FLAWLESS BEING IS I, THE GREAT EXCALIBUR! FROM UNITED KING, I AM COMING FOR YOU STRIKER. SAY YOUR LAST GOODBYES, CAUSE WE ARE GOING TO CALIFORNIA. AND THEN TO HELL!!!!!! O: Successful Troll is Successful! That Successful Troll is you! War Torn has come back and is ready to stomp on you! Look at what you did Nexev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 *silently produces my Reality Marble* Gilgamesh:No. Noone's broken the rules...yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Successful Troll is Successful! That Successful Troll is you! War Torn has come back and is ready to stomp on you! Look at what you did Nexev.So wait, your 'arrogance' came back? OH NO WHA... Okay I am sorry, I am laughing to hard to be sarcastic it's jus... pwahahahahaha! Give me a min...pffft.... i'll be...hehe... right with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Sorry Striker, but I literally ROFD'd. +Rep for Nevex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 What is so funny you worthless slime. I have been waiting for my revenge! Striker gave me the time to strike! Now, prepare to die! *facepalm* Really WT, you had to come back now. You are just pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Okay I shall speak with the diginity of my race and perfection. No more big words because I am not angry anymore but I am disappointed. Do you really think such a foolishly weak being like a godmodder could beat me! I am the great excalibur! I am the greatest person in my own mind. I am the hero of worlds I fictionally made up. I pretended I defeated god himself. Can you compare to all the cool and awesome things I pretend to do? I doubt it most severely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Okay I shall speak with the diginity of my race and perfection. No more big words because I am not angry anymore but I am disappointed. Do you really think such a foolishly weak being like a godmodder could beat me! I am the great excalibur! I am the greatest person in my own mind. I am the hero of worlds I fictionally made up. I pretended I defeated god himself. Can you compare to all the cool and awesome things I pretend to do? I doubt it most severely. I have fought the greatest warrior that ever lived and won 60% of the time. I have lived through both YCM Wars without a scratch! I have met Queen Victoria, who I trapped inside London's Jail. I am the original wielder of the SoJ and its creator! He has more to say, but I just want to kill him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I know you didn't face the greatest warrior because that is me. And then me again. And then me a third time. After that its probably Rinne. And your not dead so you have yet to fight us. Anyway prepare for the ultimate punishment! *Attempts to boink Striker on the head* Oh um Wart Tear is it? Can you wait a bit? I am trying to punish a stupid moron. You can enjoy some tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Nex, WT said all that not me. *slaps Excalibar* How dare you not credit me with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 ....Do I know you? Or are you the type that attacks people for no reason. Like this. *bonks Striker again* Take that space alien! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Excalibar, you are crazy and stupid. *places WT in front of Excalibar* Have fun *runs to room and locks it* Why am I the one who suffers all the punishments? Oh yea, I'm Striker's troll SP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Well stranger you seem nice and since I awakened you I must be your daddy. So like a good son you should stay out of trouble and go to school. But anyway Daddy has work to do. That work is Striker! That cowardly doodyhead! He shall pay for messing with the great Excalibur! *breaks down door* Do you know who I am? I am more then the greatest soul eater in the world. Of all blades none is my equal I am the king of sharp and pointy objects I AM A DRAGON BREATHING DRAGONS BREATHING SAFETY HAZARDS! AND I CAN RUN WITH SHARP OBJECTS! *charges at striker with a giant pair of scissors* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 We are sorry. Striker isn't here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. *beep* He is usually playing video games when he is hiding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I can't belive it... I WON! I am great! I'm great cause I beat you! You got scared and so you ran. But I didn't I staid right here, and kicked you in the can! I am so damn awesome that sometimes it hurts. I don't care if you got swords or judgement, you can't escape my girth. Doo do doo dooo do dodo. la la lalalaaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I'm not in the mood to fight. I'm at 37 right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Your not in the mood to fight because you'll lose against my greatness. I have no idea what a 37 is but I am at WINNING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 A taxi cab pulls in the front of the YCM Ultra Hotel as gunfire and explosions sound off, causing people to either stop and look or run in fear. Stepping out of the cab, not bothering to tip the driver as he speeds away, Jake looks up at the now tarnished building with wide eyes and drops his shopping bags. "M-MY HOTEL!!!" Jake then screams for half an hour about the condition his hotel is in before getting security camera footage from Andrew. Watching it he stomps through the hotel screaming, though now even more enraged than before, "DAEMON! NEXEV!! ICE!! TENGIN!!! STRIKER!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 A taxi cab pulls in the front of the YCM Ultra Hotel as gunfire and explosions sound off, causing people to either stop and look or run in fear. Stepping out of the cab, not bothering to tip the driver as he speeds away, Jake looks up at the now tarnished building with wide eyes and drops his shopping bags. "M-MY HOTEL!!!" Jake then screams for half an hour about the condition his hotel is in before getting security camera footage from Andrew. Watching it he stomps through the hotel screaming, though now even more enraged than before, "DAEMON! NEXEV!! ICE!! TENGIN!!! STRIKER!!!" What did I do. Like seriously, I posted 3 or 4 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I already fixed everything. *points to lawn* Besides, we fought outside the hotel... @Nex: 37 is Frunk's forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 THEY WERE DESTROYING MY LAWN, I TRY TO KEEP IT AT A NICE RATE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Ice those 3-4 posts didn't help and were just plain flamming/trolling. CONSTRUCTIVE critisism or say nothing at all- no matter HOW ignorant Striker is acting. Daemon . . . *knocks him with a paper fan* You know you should've taken any fighting to RPC, right? But before that, I apologize for going against my own rules but . . . *high jump kicks Striker's ass out of the hotel* THAT's for starting sh*t in the first place!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 *Falls down*I know, I was just throwing knives at people, knowing they would dodge it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 *points to the holes in the wall* Did you ever think of the consequinces?! Now go get some plaster and fix what you've done B [ I seriously can't leave you guys alone for even a day without some of you trying to blow this place to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 That was Striker's fault, don't blame me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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